Re: Text Battles - Call somebody out

Fri 30 Aug 2013 - 9:49

This is the first verse off a song I'm recording on Monday, if I hear this on any of your shit.
I'll wrek yah m8.
It isn't a battle rhyme btw:

Portishead on and I’m zoning out, performing headstrong, as I explode the crowd,
Not attending class just talking shit, getting reprehended fast there’s no alternate,
Ripping off cd’s pulling off stickers, feeling like they see me, looking all suspicious,
Enter the 36 stays on repeat, descending further in, the game on my feet,
Lyrics stay deeper than a whale fart, kick you in your chest just to break your frail heart,
Mr Anxiety, rhythm right inside of me, nibbling a Ritalin don’t even try to sleep,
Truancy, bad habit, better be suing me as I plan actions,
Wu Tang T Shirt 7 dollar kicks, who brang ether you’ll never spit hot as this!

Fri 30 Aug 2013 - 19:58

Skinny_Kid wrote:

whufcwesthamunited wrote:Careful what you say, Skinny Kid is listening in to every word you say.
You do realise the average age on this forum is too young to even get laid?
They are all underage; in fact barely even eight.
Read Chokey's stories about him going on blind dates,
I'mma give him a crate of whiskey and within seconds his grammar declines to an illiterate state.

one syllable rhymes ftw

#onesyllablewonder all the way haha. I just was in the zone after my last verse so I had to think of some bullshit quickly off the top of my head Tongue

fxtdiilz wrote:

whufcwesthamunited wrote:

Jeet wrote:Half of that shit didnt even make sense
You a pussy, I can tell by your fragrance
Don't push me, you a honkey talkin about donkeys, least I get ass
Sayin' it's coming my way, funny that's what your mum said last
You ain't fuckin' with this, I'm perfect
You got nuthin' to diss, it's not worth it
There'll be flying pigs in a frozen hell
'Fore I show signs of defeat
You chose your opponent well
Cuz ain't nothin' fuckin' with the rhymes that I speak

Time to reply back desperately as my online reputation is now in jeopardy.
People's perceptions of me are changing detrimentally.

Your lyrics are comically,
You've left me in stitches - metaphorically and physically
I want to act sportingly but I'm unfair and not ordinary
Originality and brutality are the best forms of criminality
That and rhyming are my two specialties,
They may not go hand in hand but I'm a split personality.
I will take you to a hospital room, rip out my stitches and mend your skull with punctuality.
Because I know you are losing blood so rapidly due to my insane vocabulary,
Expanding your brain so rapidly,
Causing a dangerous catastrophe
So pick up your batteries and dial 911 frantically.

dont make it so obvious that you use online rhyming dictionaries bro.. quite pathetic

Funny thing is... I didn't.

Fri 30 Aug 2013 - 20:49

fxtdiilz wrote:

whufcwesthamunited wrote:

Jeet wrote:Half of that shit didnt even make sense
You a pussy, I can tell by your fragrance
Don't push me, you a honkey talkin about donkeys, least I get ass
Sayin' it's coming my way, funny that's what your mum said last
You ain't fuckin' with this, I'm perfect
You got nuthin' to diss, it's not worth it
There'll be flying pigs in a frozen hell
'Fore I show signs of defeat
You chose your opponent well
Cuz ain't nothin' fuckin' with the rhymes that I speak

Time to reply back desperately as my online reputation is now in jeopardy.
People's perceptions of me are changing detrimentally.

Your lyrics are comically,
You've left me in stitches - metaphorically and physically
I want to act sportingly but I'm unfair and not ordinary
Originality and brutality are the best forms of criminality
That and rhyming are my two specialties,
They may not go hand in hand but I'm a split personality.
I will take you to a hospital room, rip out my stitches and mend your skull with punctuality.
Because I know you are losing blood so rapidly due to my insane vocabulary,
Expanding your brain so rapidly,
Causing a dangerous catastrophe
So pick up your batteries and dial 911 frantically.

dont make it so obvious that you use online rhyming dictionaries bro.. quite pathetic

How familiar do you have to be with these "online rhyming dictionaries" to be able to tell if someone used one just from a few rhymes?

Fri 30 Aug 2013 - 21:06

dukeblue wrote:

fxtdiilz wrote:

whufcwesthamunited wrote:

Jeet wrote:Half of that shit didnt even make sense
You a pussy, I can tell by your fragrance
Don't push me, you a honkey talkin about donkeys, least I get ass
Sayin' it's coming my way, funny that's what your mum said last
You ain't fuckin' with this, I'm perfect
You got nuthin' to diss, it's not worth it
There'll be flying pigs in a frozen hell
'Fore I show signs of defeat
You chose your opponent well
Cuz ain't nothin' fuckin' with the rhymes that I speak

Time to reply back desperately as my online reputation is now in jeopardy.
People's perceptions of me are changing detrimentally.

Your lyrics are comically,
You've left me in stitches - metaphorically and physically
I want to act sportingly but I'm unfair and not ordinary
Originality and brutality are the best forms of criminality
That and rhyming are my two specialties,
They may not go hand in hand but I'm a split personality.
I will take you to a hospital room, rip out my stitches and mend your skull with punctuality.
Because I know you are losing blood so rapidly due to my insane vocabulary,
Expanding your brain so rapidly,
Causing a dangerous catastrophe
So pick up your batteries and dial 911 frantically.

dont make it so obvious that you use online rhyming dictionaries bro.. quite pathetic

How familiar do you have to be with these "online rhyming dictionaries" to be able to tell if someone used one just from a few rhymes?

cause thats how dilz writes songs

Fri 30 Aug 2013 - 21:20

Skinny_Kid wrote:

dukeblue wrote:

fxtdiilz wrote:

whufcwesthamunited wrote:

Jeet wrote:Half of that shit didnt even make sense
You a pussy, I can tell by your fragrance
Don't push me, you a honkey talkin about donkeys, least I get ass
Sayin' it's coming my way, funny that's what your mum said last
You ain't fuckin' with this, I'm perfect
You got nuthin' to diss, it's not worth it
There'll be flying pigs in a frozen hell
'Fore I show signs of defeat
You chose your opponent well
Cuz ain't nothin' fuckin' with the rhymes that I speak

Time to reply back desperately as my online reputation is now in jeopardy.
People's perceptions of me are changing detrimentally.

Your lyrics are comically,
You've left me in stitches - metaphorically and physically
I want to act sportingly but I'm unfair and not ordinary
Originality and brutality are the best forms of criminality
That and rhyming are my two specialties,
They may not go hand in hand but I'm a split personality.
I will take you to a hospital room, rip out my stitches and mend your skull with punctuality.
Because I know you are losing blood so rapidly due to my insane vocabulary,
Expanding your brain so rapidly,
Causing a dangerous catastrophe
So pick up your batteries and dial 911 frantically.

dont make it so obvious that you use online rhyming dictionaries bro.. quite pathetic

How familiar do you have to be with these "online rhyming dictionaries" to be able to tell if someone used one just from a few rhymes?

cause thats how dilz writes songs

Sat 31 Aug 2013 - 0:05

Skinny_Kid wrote:

dukeblue wrote:

fxtdiilz wrote:

whufcwesthamunited wrote:

Jeet wrote:Half of that shit didnt even make sense
You a pussy, I can tell by your fragrance
Don't push me, you a honkey talkin about donkeys, least I get ass
Sayin' it's coming my way, funny that's what your mum said last
You ain't fuckin' with this, I'm perfect
You got nuthin' to diss, it's not worth it
There'll be flying pigs in a frozen hell
'Fore I show signs of defeat
You chose your opponent well
Cuz ain't nothin' fuckin' with the rhymes that I speak

Time to reply back desperately as my online reputation is now in jeopardy.
People's perceptions of me are changing detrimentally.

Your lyrics are comically,
You've left me in stitches - metaphorically and physically
I want to act sportingly but I'm unfair and not ordinary
Originality and brutality are the best forms of criminality
That and rhyming are my two specialties,
They may not go hand in hand but I'm a split personality.
I will take you to a hospital room, rip out my stitches and mend your skull with punctuality.
Because I know you are losing blood so rapidly due to my insane vocabulary,
Expanding your brain so rapidly,
Causing a dangerous catastrophe
So pick up your batteries and dial 911 frantically.

dont make it so obvious that you use online rhyming dictionaries bro.. quite pathetic

How familiar do you have to be with these "online rhyming dictionaries" to be able to tell if someone used one just from a few rhymes?

cause thats how dilz writes songs

Sat 31 Aug 2013 - 0:11

@ whufcwest

Ok, I wanna tell you that you gay
that is all I have to say

Sat 31 Aug 2013 - 2:23

cause thats how dilz writes songs

buuuuurn

Sat 31 Aug 2013 - 5:13

follow this link .. " http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_rhymes_with_originality "

by writing what rhymes with originality you'll find half of that faggots shit ass rhyming words.

"personality, speciality, criminality, brutality, punctuality"

Any normal non-dyslexic, autistic motherfucker out there can tell those words don't really rhyme and were pulled from that site.

and no I write multies most the time, the net cant give off rhymes like that. I'm just not an idiot

Sat 31 Aug 2013 - 8:07

fxtdiilz wrote:follow this link .. " http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_rhymes_with_originality "

by writing what rhymes with originality you'll find half of that faggots shit ass rhyming words.

"personality, speciality, criminality, brutality, punctuality"

Any normal non-dyslexic, autistic motherfucker out there can tell those words don't really rhyme and were pulled from that site.

and no I write multies most the time, the net cant give off rhymes like that. I'm just not an idiot

Whoa.
Someone twisted the fuck out of your nipples, cuz.
For arguements sake - I'm not saying it wasn't a good verse - but anyone who has a good mastering of the English language could come up with that without consulting a book, as I'm sure that's what he did, lol/
Don't go on about "bullying" and shit, if you're picking fights.

Also, have you heard of the phrase "savant Autistic"?
"Any Autistic motherfucker" like that could run circles around most "normal people".

Sat 31 Aug 2013 - 9:59

Perfect Stranger wrote:

fxtdiilz wrote:follow this link .. " http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_rhymes_with_originality "

by writing what rhymes with originality you'll find half of that faggots shit ass rhyming words.

"personality, speciality, criminality, brutality, punctuality"

Any normal non-dyslexic, autistic motherfucker out there can tell those words don't really rhyme and were pulled from that site.

and no I write multies most the time, the net cant give off rhymes like that. I'm just not an idiot

Whoa.
Someone twisted the fuck out of your nipples, cuz.
For arguements sake - I'm not saying it wasn't a good verse - but anyone who has a good mastering of the English language could come up with that without consulting a book, as I'm sure that's what he did, lol/
Don't go on about "bullying" and shit, if you're picking fights.

Also, have you heard of the phrase "savant Autistic"?
"Any Autistic motherfucker" like that could run circles around most "normal people".

Lmao have you ever thought that if words actually rhyme, if you were to look up the words on a rhyming dictionary they are obviously going to appear! Just think of lots of words that rhyme with originality in your head and find ways of linking them in a verse - that is what I did. You sum up a lot of people on the internet - calling people faggot, gay and words like that, when to be honest you don't even know who I am. Also why has it offended you so much that I wrote a light-hearted little diss on the forums to someone I'm friends with?

Sat 31 Aug 2013 - 12:34

Skinny_Kid wrote:

dukeblue wrote:

fxtdiilz wrote:

whufcwesthamunited wrote:

Jeet wrote:Half of that shit didnt even make sense
You a pussy, I can tell by your fragrance
Don't push me, you a honkey talkin about donkeys, least I get ass
Sayin' it's coming my way, funny that's what your mum said last
You ain't fuckin' with this, I'm perfect
You got nuthin' to diss, it's not worth it
There'll be flying pigs in a frozen hell
'Fore I show signs of defeat
You chose your opponent well
Cuz ain't nothin' fuckin' with the rhymes that I speak

Time to reply back desperately as my online reputation is now in jeopardy.
People's perceptions of me are changing detrimentally.

Your lyrics are comically,
You've left me in stitches - metaphorically and physically
I want to act sportingly but I'm unfair and not ordinary
Originality and brutality are the best forms of criminality
That and rhyming are my two specialties,
They may not go hand in hand but I'm a split personality.
I will take you to a hospital room, rip out my stitches and mend your skull with punctuality.
Because I know you are losing blood so rapidly due to my insane vocabulary,
Expanding your brain so rapidly,
Causing a dangerous catastrophe
So pick up your batteries and dial 911 frantically.

dont make it so obvious that you use online rhyming dictionaries bro.. quite pathetic

How familiar do you have to be with these "online rhyming dictionaries" to be able to tell if someone used one just from a few rhymes?

cause thats how dilz writes songs

Text Battles - Call somebody out - Page 21 Mj-laughing

#postofthemonth

Sat 31 Aug 2013 - 14:36

Calling out dillz.

I've heard your music and honestly you what the fuck are you spitting?
You haven't got bars, call it an open prison
Fuck with me and you do realise what will happen?
Steroids and pot makes me do pull ups on Saturn

Use some pot to send me so high, fire that shit like a cannon,
Hope I survive, end up on another planet,
Hopefully Saturn,
Hit the bullseye and land in the middle,
Don't try and join me, you land second-fiddle.
Bulls-eye aint no possibility for you you see,
The only thing with your eyes is red-eye from the tree.
One day I will come back down to Earth
Plummit from the top of the summit eating crumpets on an empty stomach.

Can you notice an unusual pattern?
I just used internal rhyme, and not rhyming every line with Saturn.
I hope you can fathom these texts in line,
because my next verse is so slattern for your dirty fucking mind.

One syllable rhymes can get monotonous for sure,
The young forumers picture Miley Cyrus appearing at their front door,
Take her for a dream tour ending at your bedroom door on the second floor
Next thing you know you've finished premature.
One thing's for sure and you are certainly too incompetent and immature.
Wake up from your wet dream and you never got to fuck the hor
That's what happens when you don't have porn.

You like monosyllabics and finding ways to call me a 'faggot'?
You've used the term once so you'll do it again,
That point then I will be receiving gold from three wise men,
Boss you around like a trustafarian.
Your my poor slave,
Less cash than the average man living in Yemen
More depraved than the bombings at 911.
So lets see if you're brave
An open, one way letter begging you to misbehave
Step out of lane and I will pave ways to quietly decease you like they did in the old days.

You do realise once you're in this battle there is no escape?
I dead my prey before they have a chance to flee away
Eat you alive, after cooking you till your charcoal grey
I cook my shit homemade, fuck a Starbucks souffle.
Today is D-day; A cowardly surrender can't be played.
If you enter war, prepare for a bouquet left on your grave
Call that shit memorial day.

So listen to your conscience if you enter this war, you may not exit in a conscious state no more.

Sat 31 Aug 2013 - 18:29

whufcwesthamunited wrote:
Steroids and pot makes me do pull ups on Saturn

Use some pot to send me so high, fire that shit like a cannon,
Hope I survive, end up on another planet,
Hopefully Saturn,

lol

Sat 31 Aug 2013 - 18:35

Skinny_Kid wrote:

whufcwesthamunited wrote:
Steroids and pot makes me do pull ups on Saturn

Use some pot to send me so high, fire that shit like a cannon,
Hope I survive, end up on another planet,
Hopefully Saturn,

lol

the fuck

Sat 31 Aug 2013 - 18:57

Chokey wrote:

Skinny_Kid wrote:

whufcwesthamunited wrote:
Steroids and pot makes me do pull ups on Saturn

Use some pot to send me so high, fire that shit like a cannon,
Hope I survive, end up on another planet,
Hopefully Saturn,

lol

the fuck

Lol idk, I needed to go watch the football so I didn't proof read the thing!

Sun 1 Sep 2013 - 1:37

Chokey wrote:

Skinny_Kid wrote:

dukeblue wrote:

fxtdiilz wrote:

whufcwesthamunited wrote:Time to reply back desperately as my online reputation is now in jeopardy.
People's perceptions of me are changing detrimentally.

Your lyrics are comically,
You've left me in stitches - metaphorically and physically
I want to act sportingly but I'm unfair and not ordinary
Originality and brutality are the best forms of criminality
That and rhyming are my two specialties,
They may not go hand in hand but I'm a split personality.
I will take you to a hospital room, rip out my stitches and mend your skull with punctuality.
Because I know you are losing blood so rapidly due to my insane vocabulary,
Expanding your brain so rapidly,
Causing a dangerous catastrophe
So pick up your batteries and dial 911 frantically.

dont make it so obvious that you use online rhyming dictionaries bro.. quite pathetic

How familiar do you have to be with these "online rhyming dictionaries" to be able to tell if someone used one just from a few rhymes?

cause thats how dilz writes songs

#postofthemonth

Sun 1 Sep 2013 - 1:38

U dnt knw mi knw 1 dose yah dnt knw meh ya fony kunt.

Sun 1 Sep 2013 - 16:23

Perfect Stranger wrote:

fxtdiilz wrote:follow this link .. " http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_rhymes_with_originality "

by writing what rhymes with originality you'll find half of that faggots shit ass rhyming words.

"personality, speciality, criminality, brutality, punctuality"

Any normal non-dyslexic, autistic motherfucker out there can tell those words don't really rhyme and were pulled from that site.

and no I write multies most the time, the net cant give off rhymes like that. I'm just not an idiot

Whoa.
Someone twisted the fuck out of your nipples, cuz.
For arguements sake - I'm not saying it wasn't a good verse - but anyone who has a good mastering of the English language could come up with that without consulting a book, as I'm sure that's what he did, lol/
Don't go on about "bullying" and shit, if you're picking fights.

Also, have you heard of the phrase "savant Autistic"?
"Any Autistic motherfucker" like that could run circles around most "normal people".

Dilz: http://answers.encyclopedia.com/question/rhymes-hypocrisy-394442.html

Mon 2 Sep 2013 - 10:29

dukeblue wrote:

Perfect Stranger wrote:

fxtdiilz wrote:follow this link .. " http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_rhymes_with_originality "

by writing what rhymes with originality you'll find half of that faggots shit ass rhyming words.

"personality, speciality, criminality, brutality, punctuality"

Any normal non-dyslexic, autistic motherfucker out there can tell those words don't really rhyme and were pulled from that site.

and no I write multies most the time, the net cant give off rhymes like that. I'm just not an idiot

Whoa.
Someone twisted the fuck out of your nipples, cuz.
For arguements sake - I'm not saying it wasn't a good verse - but anyone who has a good mastering of the English language could come up with that without consulting a book, as I'm sure that's what he did, lol/
Don't go on about "bullying" and shit, if you're picking fights.

Also, have you heard of the phrase "savant Autistic"?
"Any Autistic motherfucker" like that could run circles around most "normal people".

http://answers.encyclopedia.com/question/rhymes-hypocrisy-394442.html

BTW, my post was directed at Dilz.

Mon 2 Sep 2013 - 18:20

Perfect Stranger wrote:

dukeblue wrote:

Perfect Stranger wrote:

fxtdiilz wrote:follow this link .. " http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_rhymes_with_originality "

by writing what rhymes with originality you'll find half of that faggots shit ass rhyming words.

"personality, speciality, criminality, brutality, punctuality"

Any normal non-dyslexic, autistic motherfucker out there can tell those words don't really rhyme and were pulled from that site.

and no I write multies most the time, the net cant give off rhymes like that. I'm just not an idiot

Whoa.
Someone twisted the fuck out of your nipples, cuz.
For arguements sake - I'm not saying it wasn't a good verse - but anyone who has a good mastering of the English language could come up with that without consulting a book, as I'm sure that's what he did, lol/
Don't go on about "bullying" and shit, if you're picking fights.

Also, have you heard of the phrase "savant Autistic"?
"Any Autistic motherfucker" like that could run circles around most "normal people".

http://answers.encyclopedia.com/question/rhymes-hypocrisy-394442.html

BTW, my post was directed at Dilz.

Oh, mine was as well.