Re: Text Battles - Call somebody out

Mon 8 Apr 2013 - 23:49

Chokey wrote:

Coolguy 127 wrote:It's a good thing no one is calling me out. It's probably because I'm the most likeable person on this forum. Ain't that right mothafuckaaaas!

who the fuck are you?

Do you know who you're talking to? I'm the king of this forum! Other 1

Tue 9 Apr 2013 - 0:14

Coolguy 127 wrote:

Chokey wrote:

Coolguy 127 wrote:It's a good thing no one is calling me out. It's probably because I'm the most likeable person on this forum. Ain't that right mothafuckaaaas!

who the fuck are you?

Do you know who you're talking to? I'm the king of this forum!

More like another Technician clone.

Tue 9 Apr 2013 - 1:28

I saved a turtles life once.

Sun 14 Apr 2013 - 0:05

A villain like Luthor Lex
Call me 911 from what I've wrecked
Leave dissers fucked like sex

I'm kicking vocal calthsteic
My flow is never hectic
Call me cancer cause Im sick
Make deep like a bass pick
Heavy like a drum kick
Above all that dumb shit
I'll make you crash like Mitch
Luckers motorbike
[b]

Sun 14 Apr 2013 - 0:43

Grandmaster wrote:Call me cancer cause Im sick

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Sun 14 Apr 2013 - 1:42

Tue 16 Apr 2013 - 10:26

Grandmaster wrote:A villain like Luthor Lex
Call me 911 from what I've wrecked
Leave dissers fucked like sex

I'm kicking vocal calthsteic
My flow is never hectic
Call me cancer cause Im sick
Make deep like a bass pick
Heavy like a drum kick
Above all that dumb shit
I'll make you crash like Mitch
Luckers motorbike
[b]

Last I heard your balls still haven't dropped
Only just discovered porn? We know how you love rabbit cock
This faggot's got no skills but he still thinks he's rappin' hot
I'll blast your spot & make u feel like a fool
Think you're cool cuz you've started jackin' off?
Somehow your bars get weaker with every meager rhyme
Reppin' bis but I bet you don't understand half his lines

Tue 16 Apr 2013 - 12:02

Grandmaster wrote:A villain like Luthor Lex
Call me 911 from what I've wrecked
Leave dissers fucked like sex

I'm kicking vocal calthsteic
My flow is never hectic
Call me cancer cause Im sick
Make deep like a bass pick
Heavy like a drum kick
Above all that dumb shit
I'll make you crash like Mitch
Luckers motorbike
[b]

You aint no vallian luther lex
1 bullet in your head equals 1 loser less
Using your hand is your only chance of sex
Gonna use my dick, break ya neck
ready for SM-sex?
end up in a wheelchair, just like my ex
Little skinny dude, no one likes you, arms spaghetti
is that the reason why you are so dark and edgy?
I call you cancer cause you are killing this forum
you go retard to the fullest
Ever tried russian roullette with all chambers full of bullets?
Your flow is full of sperm
I can smell on your breath that it's perm
Whats that in your head?
My heavy boot-kick
Now what you gon do bitch?

Tue 16 Apr 2013 - 21:22

Chokey wrote:

Grandmaster wrote:A villain like Luthor Lex
Call me 911 from what I've wrecked
Leave dissers fucked like sex

I'm kicking vocal calthsteic
My flow is never hectic
Call me cancer cause Im sick
Make deep like a bass pick
Heavy like a drum kick
Above all that dumb shit
I'll make you crash like Mitch
Luckers motorbike
[b]

You aint no vallian luther lex
1 bullet in your head equals 1 loser less
Using your hand is your only chance of sex
Gonna use my dick, break ya neck
ready for SM-sex?
end up in a wheelchair, just like my ex
Little skinny dude, no one likes you, arms spaghetti
is that the reason why you are so dark and edgy?
I call you cancer cause you are killing this forum
you go retard to the fullest
Ever tried russian roullette with all chambers full of bullets?
Your flow is full of sperm
I can smell on your breath that it's perm
Whats that in your head?
My heavy boot-kick
Now what you gon do bitch?

best i've heard of you lol

Wed 17 Apr 2013 - 11:45

Grandmaster wrote:

Perfect Stranger wrote:@Spanky

Fools be trippin', till I school them like bitches,
This fag failed class, so he graduated in rap to take it in the ass, with ducktape and a mask.
You can't hear me, you're still sleepin', I've got that Big Bang Theory like Will Wheaton.
I haven't been trying of lately, I went in half assed and you got annihilated.
The fact is this rhyme was awful, but when I really flip out shit happens that's unlawful.

Look here's the forums quality enhancer
Killing more bitches than breast cancer
Calling me bad is an incorrect answer
Only said by suffers of gancer
Say you're advanced well I'm advancer
Live bitch's spinning more than b boy dancers

I haven't done this in a while but check it:

Calls himself Grandmaster, because at age 10 he was felt by a grand Pastor.
Dumbfounded by the speeches of this underground elitist when he runs his mouth so frequent, fuck around get beaten.
Do you even write your shit? Saying fuck you is when I'm at my politest bitch.
Wait, hold up, I'm coming off mediocre, judging by the motion that you're something to see, no bruh.
You can't fit in, so you try to be edgy, that's like tryna find Mila Kunis not sexy.
Since you're a Star Trek fan, you're a target man, you jack off to Lenord Nimor while the edge of your dick goes up a down like a sea saw, be warned.
Wearing your mothers panties, that your smother gladly, stop being such a fucking pansy.
I didn't even feeling like going in, fuck this shit, you can't do this, I'm a chauvinist.

Wed 17 Apr 2013 - 17:32

Perfect Stranger wrote:

Grandmaster wrote:

Perfect Stranger wrote:@Spanky

Fools be trippin', till I school them like bitches,
This fag failed class, so he graduated in rap to take it in the ass, with ducktape and a mask.
You can't hear me, you're still sleepin', I've got that Big Bang Theory like Will Wheaton.
I haven't been trying of lately, I went in half assed and you got annihilated.
The fact is this rhyme was awful, but when I really flip out shit happens that's unlawful.

Look here's the forums quality enhancer
Killing more bitches than breast cancer
Calling me bad is an incorrect answer
Only said by suffers of gancer
Say you're advanced well I'm advancer
Live bitch's spinning more than b boy dancers

I haven't done this in a while but check it:

Calls himself Grandmaster, because at age 10 he was felt by a grand Pastor.
Dumbfounded by the speeches of this underground elitist when he runs his mouth so frequent, fuck around get beaten.
Do you even write your shit? Saying fuck you is when I'm at my politest bitch.
Wait, hold up, I'm coming off mediocre, judging by the motion that you're something to see, no bruh.
You can't fit in, so you try to be edgy, that's like tryna find Mila Kunis not sexy.
Since you're a Star Trek fan, you're a target man, you jack off to Lenord Nimor while the edge of your dick goes up a down like a sea saw, be warned.
Wearing your mothers panties, that your smother gladly, stop being such a fucking pansy.
I didn't even feeling like going in, fuck this shit, you can't do this, I'm a chauvinist.

First mistake is fronting maturity when you're younger
This pisstake will satisfy your sadomasochistic hunger
If Grandmasters edgy then you're dull and I must wonder
How your three fans seem to enjoy the lack of thunder
In your flow or delivery,kill his fans, break his lumbar
And make you feel shivery, because lyrically you're encumbered
My ancient lyrical wizardry,leave you dead spiritually in your slumber
You sound seriously, shits choas with no order like cardinal number's
Attempting lyrically best me was history's biggest fucking blunder

Wed 17 Apr 2013 - 22:18

I got stacks all up in my trunk
Both you dudes iz punks
get near this trash bin and you can get your ass dunked
you dudes is has beens and you waiting to get jumped
i get cash ery day you kno we bout to get crunkd

#YMCMBsWag @yolosowavy @rack$$

Thu 18 Apr 2013 - 3:13

King wrote:I got stacks all up in my trunk
Both you dudes iz punks
get near this trash bin and you can get your ass dunked
you dudes is has beens and you waiting to get jumped
i get cash ery day you kno we bout to get crunkd

#YMCMBsWag @yolosowavy @rack$$

king sings about bling but has a small thing,

Thu 18 Apr 2013 - 3:19

fxtdiilz wrote:

King wrote:I got stacks all up in my trunk
Both you dudes iz punks
get near this trash bin and you can get your ass dunked
you dudes is has beens and you waiting to get jumped
i get cash ery day you kno we bout to get crunkd

#YMCMBsWag @yolosowavy @rack$$

king sings about bling but has a small thing,

you cant even pass one line wit me boi
you wont ever be in line wit me boi
you aint got hoes like me boi
you gon leave bloody nosed with me Boi!

#Haterzcantseeme #swAggy

Thu 18 Apr 2013 - 8:11

Grandmaster wrote:

Perfect Stranger wrote:

Grandmaster wrote:

Perfect Stranger wrote:@Spanky

Fools be trippin', till I school them like bitches,
This fag failed class, so he graduated in rap to take it in the ass, with ducktape and a mask.
You can't hear me, you're still sleepin', I've got that Big Bang Theory like Will Wheaton.
I haven't been trying of lately, I went in half assed and you got annihilated.
The fact is this rhyme was awful, but when I really flip out shit happens that's unlawful.

Look here's the forums quality enhancer
Killing more bitches than breast cancer
Calling me bad is an incorrect answer
Only said by suffers of gancer
Say you're advanced well I'm advancer
Live bitch's spinning more than b boy dancers

I haven't done this in a while but check it:

Calls himself Grandmaster, because at age 10 he was felt by a grand Pastor.
Dumbfounded by the speeches of this underground elitist when he runs his mouth so frequent, fuck around get beaten.
Do you even write your shit? Saying fuck you is when I'm at my politest bitch.
Wait, hold up, I'm coming off mediocre, judging by the motion that you're something to see, no bruh.
You can't fit in, so you try to be edgy, that's like tryna find Mila Kunis not sexy.
Since you're a Star Trek fan, you're a target man, you jack off to Lenord Nimor while the edge of your dick goes up a down like a sea saw, be warned.
Wearing your mothers panties, that your smother gladly, stop being such a fucking pansy.
I didn't even feeling like going in, fuck this shit, you can't do this, I'm a chauvinist.

First mistake is fronting maturity when you're younger
This pisstake will satisfy your sadomasochistic hunger
If Grandmasters edgy then you're dull and I must wonder
How your three fans seem to enjoy the lack of thunder
In your flow or delivery,kill his fans, break his lumbar
And make you feel shivery, because lyrically you're encumbered
My ancient lyrical wizardry,leave you dead spiritually in your slumber
You sound seriously, shits choas with no order like cardinal number's
Attempting lyrically best me was history's biggest fucking blunder

Age doesn't matter, why with such rage I will massacre, your baby face and after that.
You're underdevopled like a new born baby, both pyshically and lyrically, you'll be screaming "who gon' save me".
Go get a prostate exam off Edward Scissorhands, yes I am the man, you're a pessimistic trans.
Gender, hand me the fendor for your planned surrender.
You don't even write your shit, you already paid the ghostwriter five times before anyone would bite your wit.
Ripping lyrics off underground forums, as you skuttle round the norm, with your fucking mouth so torn.
So, shut your mouth and absorb.
All of this knowledge that'll surely abolish, feel the horns as a vomit these co-ordinates honest.
Bitch.

Sat 20 Apr 2013 - 21:30

"Been a little cunt since I popped out in '98
Now whenever I get mad been filling my friends with all my hate
Fuck the rap game (really?)
Yeah fuck 'em, they're never gonna know my name
Need to watch your bodyparts because i'mma spread them down that pier
Watch the trail of blood and the sound of you scraping across the wood in my ear
Yeah I am a little crazy, I think everyone know's that
I wouldn't catch a grenade, i'd throw it back
I'm here to put myself on the map because fuck it, who else is gonna?
If I don't blow up I'll take twenty one kids and become an armed gunner
Kill the bitch with red hair, oh I think you're dead there I don't mind because i'm not the one telling your parents
Because i'm gonna blow up myself too, like Boston and Columbine and watch my body turn cold and blue
Yeah georgia, this is a little diss to you, I hope you don't mind
I'm searching through your bedroom and some blades i'm gonna find
and i'll cut Ellee, fuck it if you live i'll come back like Machiavelli and i'll terrorize you daily, little fucking fangirls get on my nerves so your place in my basement is reserved
Owen's a little cunt, I could eat him for breakfast
and you, I could skin you and wear you as a necklace
So take this advice, don't piss me off, fuck what you've heard
If you do I'm gonna rip the shit out of you in ways you don't deserve
Yeah fuck it, this is the end now, blaow!
I'm dead so turn that smile into a frown."

Wrote this to some faggots in my school

Sat 20 Apr 2013 - 21:49

ClickClack7898 wrote:"Been a little cunt since I popped out in '98
Now whenever I get mad been filling my friends with all my hate
Fuck the rap game (really?)
Yeah fuck 'em, they're never gonna know my name
Need to watch your bodyparts because i'mma spread them down that pier
Watch the trail of blood and the sound of you scraping across the wood in my ear
Yeah I am a little crazy, I think everyone know's that
I wouldn't catch a grenade, i'd throw it back
I'm here to put myself on the map because fuck it, who else is gonna?
If I don't blow up I'll take twenty one kids and become an armed gunner
Kill the bitch with red hair, oh I think you're dead there I don't mind because i'm not the one telling your parents
Because i'm gonna blow up myself too, like Boston and Columbine and watch my body turn cold and blue
Yeah georgia, this is a little diss to you, I hope you don't mind
I'm searching through your bedroom and some blades i'm gonna find
and i'll cut Ellee, fuck it if you live i'll come back like Machiavelli and i'll terrorize you daily, little fucking fangirls get on my nerves so your place in my basement is reserved
Owen's a little cunt, I could eat him for breakfast
and you, I could skin you and wear you as a necklace
So take this advice, don't piss me off, fuck what you've heard
If you do I'm gonna rip the shit out of you in ways you don't deserve
Yeah fuck it, this is the end now, blaow!
I'm dead so turn that smile into a frown."

Wrote this to some faggots in my school

So its like a love note? Text Battles - Call somebody out - Page 19 WIMoLkR

Sat 20 Apr 2013 - 21:55

Spanky wrote:

ClickClack7898 wrote:"Been a little cunt since I popped out in '98
Now whenever I get mad been filling my friends with all my hate
Fuck the rap game (really?)
Yeah fuck 'em, they're never gonna know my name
Need to watch your bodyparts because i'mma spread them down that pier
Watch the trail of blood and the sound of you scraping across the wood in my ear
Yeah I am a little crazy, I think everyone know's that
I wouldn't catch a grenade, i'd throw it back
I'm here to put myself on the map because fuck it, who else is gonna?
If I don't blow up I'll take twenty one kids and become an armed gunner
Kill the bitch with red hair, oh I think you're dead there I don't mind because i'm not the one telling your parents
Because i'm gonna blow up myself too, like Boston and Columbine and watch my body turn cold and blue
Yeah georgia, this is a little diss to you, I hope you don't mind
I'm searching through your bedroom and some blades i'm gonna find
and i'll cut Ellee, fuck it if you live i'll come back like Machiavelli and i'll terrorize you daily, little fucking fangirls get on my nerves so your place in my basement is reserved
Owen's a little cunt, I could eat him for breakfast
and you, I could skin you and wear you as a necklace
So take this advice, don't piss me off, fuck what you've heard
If you do I'm gonna rip the shit out of you in ways you don't deserve
Yeah fuck it, this is the end now, blaow!
I'm dead so turn that smile into a frown."

Wrote this to some faggots in my school

So its like a love note?

Sat 20 Apr 2013 - 23:26

ClickClack7898 wrote:"Been a little cunt since I popped out in '98
Now whenever I get mad been filling my friends with all my hate
Fuck the rap game (really?)
Yeah fuck 'em, they're never gonna know my name
Need to watch your bodyparts because i'mma spread them down that pier
Watch the trail of blood and the sound of you scraping across the wood in my ear
Yeah I am a little crazy, I think everyone know's that
I wouldn't catch a grenade, i'd throw it back
I'm here to put myself on the map because fuck it, who else is gonna?
If I don't blow up I'll take twenty one kids and become an armed gunner
Kill the bitch with red hair, oh I think you're dead there I don't mind because i'm not the one telling your parents
Because i'm gonna blow up myself too, like Boston and Columbine and watch my body turn cold and blue
Yeah georgia, this is a little diss to you, I hope you don't mind
I'm searching through your bedroom and some blades i'm gonna find
and i'll cut Ellee, fuck it if you live i'll come back like Machiavelli and i'll terrorize you daily, little fucking fangirls get on my nerves so your place in my basement is reserved
Owen's a little cunt, I could eat him for breakfast
and you, I could skin you and wear you as a necklace
So take this advice, don't piss me off, fuck what you've heard
If you do I'm gonna rip the shit out of you in ways you don't deserve
Yeah fuck it, this is the end now, blaow!
I'm dead so turn that smile into a frown."

Wrote this to some faggots in my school

Text Battles - Call somebody out - Page 19 393-riveting-tale-cool-story-bro-image

Sun 21 Apr 2013 - 0:49

wanna see you cry
wanna see you sad
wanna see me with a bat?(baseballbat)
Love to see you hurt
Love to see you down on the ground eatin dirt
Taste my boot bitch right in the face
spit on you
you came around on the wrong time at the wrong place
beat you with a shoe till your throat is numb
you aint dead bitch your heart still beat, you think im dumb?
fight me
1, 2, 5, 10 I dont even care if I win or get jumped
dont care if they wear timbs and gets me stomped
Just want the feeling of fighting
the feeling of rising
then just kill me idontcare
ive been her once, ive been there
ive been everywhere
makeembleed¤

Sun 21 Apr 2013 - 4:19

Lets get contraceptic your anorexic incompetent ethics get hectic
When I spit you get anurisms and start dancing through prisons
see your vision is blurred as these verses splurred and injure urs
ferocious coping steeze fur-roaches over loping your thoughts with ease.

^I literally typed this out in 2 mins don't know if it makes sense or not just tried to make it sound as dope as possible as fast as I could lol.

Sun 21 Apr 2013 - 4:28

Callin out all bitches

You fucking bitch
why did you have to snitch
And did you know, yah smell like my balls
and bitch your fatter than that rapper biggie smalls
look at you, you pathetic little fuck
all you like to do is blow them ducks

lol I know I ain't no rapper, this was literally off the top of my head.

typed in less than 30 secs not even lying.

Sun 21 Apr 2013 - 9:17

King wrote:Lets get contraceptic your anorexic incompetent ethics get hectic
When I spit you get anurisms and start dancing through prisons
see your vision is blurred as these verses splurred and injure urs
ferocious coping steeze fur-roaches over loping your thoughts with ease.

^I literally typed this out in 2 mins don't know if it makes sense or not just tried to make it sound as dope as possible as fast as I could lol.

I never think much about my text battle rhymes, either haha.
This is dope, it's like the majority of Aesop Rock's rhymes, shit barely makes sense but it's still good.

Sun 21 Apr 2013 - 21:34

Death of fuck niggas

this a message to all yall fuck niggas
if you suck dick, then yall are gay niggas
me I ain't no punk nigga
yes you are a poor nigga
bitch can't you see I'm ballin
look at all this money, I got it from my goblin

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Text Battles - Call somebody out - Page 19 Genius-meme_reasonably_small-jpg

Sun 21 Apr 2013 - 21:54

Coolguy 127 wrote:Death of fuck niggas

this a message to all yall fuck niggas
if you suck dick, then yall are gay niggas
me I ain't no punk nigga
yes you are a poor nigga
bitch can't you see I'm ballin
look at all this money, I got it from my goblin

This is like the 2nd time you posted random shit in here. It wasn't funny the first time and it's not funny now. Ok i'm done being all mean and stuff