Re: Text Battles - Call somebody out

Mon 22 Apr 2013 - 15:01

Coolguy 127 wrote:Death of fuck niggas

this a message to all yall fuck niggas
if you suck dick, then yall are gay niggas
me I ain't no punk nigga
yes you are a poor nigga
bitch can't you see I'm ballin
look at all this money, I got it from my goblin

that was so shit I needed to put it in a bag and throw it out so no one else could see it
that was just so gay that nobody, and I mean NOBODY else could be it
It was just so funny I forgot to laugh and nearly cut my own throat
I feel like you should be tied up with no chance of escape and then kicked out form a boat
Youre so horrible bad at everything on this forum, stop fucking with my emotions
If you ever run from me imma recreate the boston marathon explosions
Get in my car, drugrape you, leave you in the back
call Frank, lets drive this shit in the fucking ocean
swim good with the fishes
the only thing thats on the menu tonight is my dick, your mama's doing the dishes
bon apetit

Mon 22 Apr 2013 - 15:20

Perfect Stranger wrote:

Grandmaster wrote:

Perfect Stranger wrote:

Grandmaster wrote:

Perfect Stranger wrote:@Spanky

Fools be trippin', till I school them like bitches,
This fag failed class, so he graduated in rap to take it in the ass, with ducktape and a mask.
You can't hear me, you're still sleepin', I've got that Big Bang Theory like Will Wheaton.
I haven't been trying of lately, I went in half assed and you got annihilated.
The fact is this rhyme was awful, but when I really flip out shit happens that's unlawful.

Look here's the forums quality enhancer
Killing more bitches than breast cancer
Calling me bad is an incorrect answer
Only said by suffers of gancer
Say you're advanced well I'm advancer
Live bitch's spinning more than b boy dancers

I haven't done this in a while but check it:

Calls himself Grandmaster, because at age 10 he was felt by a grand Pastor.
Dumbfounded by the speeches of this underground elitist when he runs his mouth so frequent, fuck around get beaten.
Do you even write your shit? Saying fuck you is when I'm at my politest bitch.
Wait, hold up, I'm coming off mediocre, judging by the motion that you're something to see, no bruh.
You can't fit in, so you try to be edgy, that's like tryna find Mila Kunis not sexy.
Since you're a Star Trek fan, you're a target man, you jack off to Lenord Nimor while the edge of your dick goes up a down like a sea saw, be warned.
Wearing your mothers panties, that your smother gladly, stop being such a fucking pansy.
I didn't even feeling like going in, fuck this shit, you can't do this, I'm a chauvinist.

First mistake is fronting maturity when you're younger
This pisstake will satisfy your sadomasochistic hunger
If Grandmasters edgy then you're dull and I must wonder
How your three fans seem to enjoy the lack of thunder
In your flow or delivery,kill his fans, break his lumbar
And make you feel shivery, because lyrically you're encumbered
My ancient lyrical wizardry,leave you dead spiritually in your slumber
You sound seriously, shits choas with no order like cardinal number's
Attempting lyrically best me was history's biggest fucking blunder

Age doesn't matter, why with such rage I will massacre, your baby face and after that.
You're underdevopled like a new born baby, both pyshically and lyrically, you'll be screaming "who gon' save me".
Go get a prostate exam off Edward Scissorhands, yes I am the man, you're a pessimistic trans.
Gender, hand me the fendor for your planned surrender.
You don't even write your shit, you already paid the ghostwriter five times before anyone would bite your wit.
Ripping lyrics off underground forums, as you skuttle round the norm, with your fucking mouth so torn.
So, shut your mouth and absorb.
All of this knowledge that'll surely abolish, feel the horns as a vomit these co-ordinates honest.
Bitch.

I accept defeat.

Mon 22 Apr 2013 - 19:47

I'm actually Soulja Boy's, Chief Keef's and Weezy's ghost-writer.

I get a shit ton of money for those shitty verses. Hopsin 2

Wed 24 Apr 2013 - 10:11

Grandmaster wrote:

Perfect Stranger wrote:

Grandmaster wrote:

Perfect Stranger wrote:

Grandmaster wrote:

Perfect Stranger wrote:@Spanky

Fools be trippin', till I school them like bitches,
This fag failed class, so he graduated in rap to take it in the ass, with ducktape and a mask.
You can't hear me, you're still sleepin', I've got that Big Bang Theory like Will Wheaton.
I haven't been trying of lately, I went in half assed and you got annihilated.
The fact is this rhyme was awful, but when I really flip out shit happens that's unlawful.

Look here's the forums quality enhancer
Killing more bitches than breast cancer
Calling me bad is an incorrect answer
Only said by suffers of gancer
Say you're advanced well I'm advancer
Live bitch's spinning more than b boy dancers

I haven't done this in a while but check it:

Calls himself Grandmaster, because at age 10 he was felt by a grand Pastor.
Dumbfounded by the speeches of this underground elitist when he runs his mouth so frequent, fuck around get beaten.
Do you even write your shit? Saying fuck you is when I'm at my politest bitch.
Wait, hold up, I'm coming off mediocre, judging by the motion that you're something to see, no bruh.
You can't fit in, so you try to be edgy, that's like tryna find Mila Kunis not sexy.
Since you're a Star Trek fan, you're a target man, you jack off to Lenord Nimor while the edge of your dick goes up a down like a sea saw, be warned.
Wearing your mothers panties, that your smother gladly, stop being such a fucking pansy.
I didn't even feeling like going in, fuck this shit, you can't do this, I'm a chauvinist.

First mistake is fronting maturity when you're younger
This pisstake will satisfy your sadomasochistic hunger
If Grandmasters edgy then you're dull and I must wonder
How your three fans seem to enjoy the lack of thunder
In your flow or delivery,kill his fans, break his lumbar
And make you feel shivery, because lyrically you're encumbered
My ancient lyrical wizardry,leave you dead spiritually in your slumber
You sound seriously, shits choas with no order like cardinal number's
Attempting lyrically best me was history's biggest fucking blunder

Age doesn't matter, why with such rage I will massacre, your baby face and after that.
You're underdevopled like a new born baby, both pyshically and lyrically, you'll be screaming "who gon' save me".
Go get a prostate exam off Edward Scissorhands, yes I am the man, you're a pessimistic trans.
Gender, hand me the fendor for your planned surrender.
You don't even write your shit, you already paid the ghostwriter five times before anyone would bite your wit.
Ripping lyrics off underground forums, as you skuttle round the norm, with your fucking mouth so torn.
So, shut your mouth and absorb.
All of this knowledge that'll surely abolish, feel the horns as a vomit these co-ordinates honest.
Bitch.

I accept defeat.

Mon 17 Jun 2013 - 15:50

gotta lack of respect
have no money or power
all i got is the effect
after getting higher
i spit at people i dont like
my heart is so dark it stole my own bike

wat u fags think?

Mon 17 Jun 2013 - 16:42

Chokey wrote:gotta lack of respect
have no money or power
all i got is the effect
after getting higher
i spit at people i dont like
my heart is so dark it stole my own bike

wat u fags think?

Holy shit dude! You're lyrics are insane!

Wed 26 Jun 2013 - 2:25

On anything that RZA throw, Ironman's invisible
I left my chick for cheatin on me, now that bitch is miserable
Poppin bottles, paintin hella Wallo's on my physical
We gon' have a ball, might as well pick a testicle
Purple haze festivals, smoke you just like a bowl
Fuck a coma, now the state you layin is a vegetable
You wanna see me? Like you ain't checkable?
You like a CD, I burn you and I wrecked a few...

Wed 26 Jun 2013 - 17:48

Perfect Stranger wrote:On anything that RZA throw, Ironman's invisible
I left my chick for cheatin on me, now that bitch is miserable
Poppin bottles, paintin hella Wallo's on my physical
We gon' have a ball, might as well pick a testicle
Purple haze festivals, smoke you just like a bowl
Fuck a coma, now the state you layin is a vegetable
You wanna see me? Like you ain't checkable?
You like a CD, I burn you and I wrecked a few...

ooooooh!

that was hot

Fri 28 Jun 2013 - 5:43

Perfect Stranger wrote:On anything that RZA throw, Ironman's invisible
I left my chick for cheatin on me, now that bitch is miserable
Poppin bottles, paintin hella Wallo's on my physical
We gon' have a ball, might as well pick a testicle
Purple haze festivals, smoke you just like a bowl
Fuck a coma, now the state you layin is a vegetable
You wanna see me? Like you ain't checkable?
You like a CD, I burn you and I wrecked a few...

Not fuckin bad!

Fri 28 Jun 2013 - 17:52

I once knew this B named Frankie
Every night he would dream about Spanky & sleep with a grey blankey
He rode a lot of dicks and so he got paid crazy
But he realized wearing condoms is the only way to be gay safely/
So he called up his clients and told em to chill back
Cuz he noticed bumps on his penis and that was a real fact
His favorite food was cum and he'd swallow a meal fast
He'll even suck you in your car if you can push the wheel back

The End

*Applause*

Mon 1 Jul 2013 - 6:01

AlwaysRaw wrote:

Perfect Stranger wrote:On anything that RZA throw, Ironman's invisible
I left my chick for cheatin on me, now that bitch is miserable
Poppin bottles, paintin hella Wallo's on my physical
We gon' have a ball, might as well pick a testicle
Purple haze festivals, smoke you just like a bowl
Fuck a coma, now the state you layin is a vegetable
You wanna see me? Like you ain't checkable?
You like a CD, I burn you and I wrecked a few...

Not fuckin bad!

I hope it was, my boy Ghosface is a monster Hopsin 3

:

Mon 1 Jul 2013 - 6:05

Perfect Stranger wrote:

AlwaysRaw wrote:

Perfect Stranger wrote:On anything that RZA throw, Ironman's invisible
I left my chick for cheatin on me, now that bitch is miserable
Poppin bottles, paintin hella Wallo's on my physical
We gon' have a ball, might as well pick a testicle
Purple haze festivals, smoke you just like a bowl
Fuck a coma, now the state you layin is a vegetable
You wanna see me? Like you ain't checkable?
You like a CD, I burn you and I wrecked a few...

Not fuckin bad!

I hope it was, my boy Ghosface is a monster

Thu 15 Aug 2013 - 13:44

This time im going right for your nuts
Come at me if you dare bro, you aint got the guts
Finally im dissing while not being drunk or high
If Kendrick can claim he's the king of NY
then im the king of the forums, period
Yall mad as fuck is it because *btssh* youre on your, period
laaaaame
i know dude, but i just couldnt
maintaaaiiin
the pressure from my dick making that joke
puke, die or choke
masturbating is my coke
need 3 big lines of it a day even tho im broke
Dilz, D-Can, Max and all the other rappers in here i'ma let you know
yall shit, ya skills combined are still worse than street skollas, listen up bros
quit rapping, start looking for jobs and the only thing youre really good at, blow
the quality in your songs, yuark, either we cant hear you or its too close to the mic and too laud
aSHDFGSDFIGOAEFHGSGJ like ya having a big dick straight in your throat through your mouth

Fri 16 Aug 2013 - 7:19

Thu 29 Aug 2013 - 16:47

Feeling brave. Someone diss me and I will come back at them

Thu 29 Aug 2013 - 16:57

whufcwesthamunited wrote:Feeling brave. Someone diss me and I will come back at them

You're more generic than the name Ben
You have no skill with a pen

#shots

Thu 29 Aug 2013 - 17:08

Jeet wrote:

whufcwesthamunited wrote:Feeling brave. Someone diss me and I will come back at them

You're more generic than the name Ben
You have no skill with a pen

#shots

Just 2 lines? Is that all you got?
I will shove that pen up your mouth so you can't smoke pot.
Cry back to mummy who was on holiday when you got caught.
Yep I brought your personal life into this because you are the emotional sort.

Thu 29 Aug 2013 - 17:38

Ok maybe I was wrong about your mum being away,
But as I say, that pen is coming your way,
Pushed so far, you bray louder than a donkey in hay,
Your esophagus protruding pushing your adams apple further away.
By now blood is spurting out like it's on replay,
Enough has came out to write my 3 letter name using your own DNA.

Thu 29 Aug 2013 - 17:58

Half of that shit didnt even make sense
You a pussy, I can tell by your fragrance
Don't push me, you a honkey talkin about donkeys, least I get ass
Sayin' it's coming my way, funny that's what your mum said last
You ain't fuckin' with this, I'm perfect
You got nuthin' to diss, it's not worth it
There'll be flying pigs in a frozen hell
'Fore I show signs of defeat
You chose your opponent well
Cuz ain't nothin' fuckin' with the rhymes that I speak

Thu 29 Aug 2013 - 18:08

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Thu 29 Aug 2013 - 18:36

Jeet wrote:Half of that shit didnt even make sense
You a pussy, I can tell by your fragrance
Don't push me, you a honkey talkin about donkeys, least I get ass
Sayin' it's coming my way, funny that's what your mum said last
You ain't fuckin' with this, I'm perfect
You got nuthin' to diss, it's not worth it
There'll be flying pigs in a frozen hell
'Fore I show signs of defeat
You chose your opponent well
Cuz ain't nothin' fuckin' with the rhymes that I speak

Time to reply back desperately as my online reputation is now in jeopardy.
People's perceptions of me are changing detrimentally.

Your lyrics are comically,
You've left me in stitches - metaphorically and physically
I want to act sportingly but I'm unfair and not ordinary
Originality and brutality are the best forms of criminality
That and rhyming are my two specialties,
They may not go hand in hand but I'm a split personality.
I will take you to a hospital room, rip out my stitches and mend your skull with punctuality.
Because I know you are losing blood so rapidly due to my insane vocabulary,
Expanding your brain so rapidly,
Causing a dangerous catastrophe
So pick up your batteries and dial 911 frantically.

Thu 29 Aug 2013 - 18:46

Careful what you say, Skinny Kid is listening in to every word you say.
You do realise the average age on this forum is too young to even get laid?
They are all underage; in fact barely even eight.
Read Chokey's stories about him going on blind dates,
I'mma give him a crate of whiskey and within seconds his grammar declines to an illiterate state.

Thu 29 Aug 2013 - 23:41

whufcwesthamunited wrote:

Jeet wrote:Half of that shit didnt even make sense
You a pussy, I can tell by your fragrance
Don't push me, you a honkey talkin about donkeys, least I get ass
Sayin' it's coming my way, funny that's what your mum said last
You ain't fuckin' with this, I'm perfect
You got nuthin' to diss, it's not worth it
There'll be flying pigs in a frozen hell
'Fore I show signs of defeat
You chose your opponent well
Cuz ain't nothin' fuckin' with the rhymes that I speak

Time to reply back desperately as my online reputation is now in jeopardy.
People's perceptions of me are changing detrimentally.

Your lyrics are comically,
You've left me in stitches - metaphorically and physically
I want to act sportingly but I'm unfair and not ordinary
Originality and brutality are the best forms of criminality
That and rhyming are my two specialties,
They may not go hand in hand but I'm a split personality.
I will take you to a hospital room, rip out my stitches and mend your skull with punctuality.
Because I know you are losing blood so rapidly due to my insane vocabulary,
Expanding your brain so rapidly,
Causing a dangerous catastrophe
So pick up your batteries and dial 911 frantically.

dont make it so obvious that you use online rhyming dictionaries bro.. quite pathetic

Fri 30 Aug 2013 - 0:02

fuckyall punks
im drunk
really drunk
?really
yaeh
really drunk
drunk as fuck
so drunk ima put ya in da trunk
faggot
#1
#hashtag
#douchebag
fuck yall
drink!

Fri 30 Aug 2013 - 0:48

whufcwesthamunited wrote:Careful what you say, Skinny Kid is listening in to every word you say.
You do realise the average age on this forum is too young to even get laid?
They are all underage; in fact barely even eight.
Read Chokey's stories about him going on blind dates,
I'mma give him a crate of whiskey and within seconds his grammar declines to an illiterate state.

one syllable rhymes ftw