HipHop Dictionary

Since the intervention of Soulja Boy / Gucci Mane / Lil Wayne / Mystikal / Drake / Other Shitty Retards, Hip Hop has parted ways with "rap".

The Illuminati has covered all traces of this parting, by way of brainwashing teens into clogging each others Facebook profiles with anything that comes out of the ghostwriters brains for these "rappers". Here is the Illuminati definition list leaked for your eyes only:

YMCMB - Your Momma Can Make Brownies

RAP - Retards At Poetry

OFWGKTA - Oh Fuck. Will God Kill These Animals

DRE - Diehard Rapping Elder

B.o.B - Battery Operated Boyfriend (Dildo)

Gucci Mane - The hair between your balls and asshole, also known as the hair on your gooch.

Lil Wayne - The ugly midget dude with tattoos of cum dripping down his face that you see everywhere.

Soulja Boy - Someone who has proven that if you act like a retard and record the sound your shit makes when swirling down your mothers pussy, you WILL get famous from 16-17.2 year old girls listening to you.

Busta Rhymes - A really underrated rapper who is now really overrated because he signed to Your Mother Can Make Brownies.

Chamillionaire - Someone who everyone said was the future of HipHop about 5-10 years ago but now he is just making the same music but nobody is listening to it/him.

D12 - A dozen rappers who could never count. There used to be less than a dozen of them. Until they reduced and reduced more but they still call themselves a dozen rappers.

Eminem - God sent down this man to show the world that you can do drugs and still be cool. You can have a shit name and still be cool. You can enter the culture of another race/nationality, overtake it, and still be cool. God wanted to show the world what a wigger was.

Game - A stripper or a fake G. The object of the game is to name drop as much as you can before you become irrelevant.

Ice Cube - Cube is thee butt ugliest fucking nigger this world has ever seen! He looks like Mr.-T with boomerang eyebrows, a flat wide gorilla nose and grotesque puffy lips! Not to mention a fake wannabe, who pretends to be something he's not. And also a fat lard ass! Lose weight you fat ugly fuck!

Jay-Z - A primate with lips so huge that American Airlines had to deny flight to him in fear of his lips bursting at 3000 feet. He is the boy toy of a slut named beyonce. And rumour has it that he has fucked every girl who has ever featured on a rap song.

Kanye West - The gayest of the gay fish. You know that feeling when you've just come out of a shower and you fart and feel all dirty again? You just did a Kanye. Ignorant Black Person = A Kanye too.

Lil Kim - An old midget who looks to Michael Jackson for inspiration and is jealous of the size of Nicki Minaj's ass.

Snoop Dogg - A rapper who hasn't done shit since drop it til it's hot. Rumour has it he is working for a dry cleaning company.

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i know rap music sucks now..

that's why i moved on to minimalist house/tech and progressive dubstep..