Hip-Hop's Illest lines

Lmao yah those are really hilarious.

I stay doin dirt so imma come with the shovel

Yo. My name's X. Also known as variable X. I'm a rapper and I am trying to get known (in short). Naturally I have bars to show for it. Check out this link below and comment. If you want to see more I will post more every 5 replies. Thank you. (Note it might get deleted 'cause my other posts were deleted for some reason)

http://www.funkvolumeforums.com/t7253-emcee-x-check-my-bars

SO FAR THERE'S TWO LONG PARAGRAPHS BUT I INTEND TO POST 1-2 LINE BARS AFTER I GET 5 REPLIES. I JUST DON'T WANT TO DO TOO MUCH IN CASE IT GETS DELETED.

But Dre day only meant Eazy's pay day

Yo. I'm an underground rapper named X. I have a thread under EmCee X. Check my bars. Under hip hop discussion.
I will be writing several bars. I have a range from entire verses to songs to 1-2 bar punchlines.
I think you all will be impressed and I personally would advise you to check the thread regularly because I will be posting them often. Here is a little glimpse of what I write. I just wrote this 30 minutes ago while listening to 2chainz - where you been.

-IT TOOK A WHILE TO GET PICKED UP FROM THE CLIFF NO MATTER HOW MUCH I YELLED-
I WAS UNDERGROUND BUT I PASSED ALL THESE OTHER RAPPERS AND EXCELLED
I CAME UP FROM THE UNDERGROUND AFTER I MADE SOME SALES-AND I NEVER SAW YOU YOU-YOU NEVER SAW THE PAIN I FELT-
'CAUSE YOU AIN'T EVER BEEN THROUGH HELL-
YOU CAME UP SUCKIN' DICKS-IF YOU WROTE AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY YOU'D HAVE TO SUE YOURSELF
FOR LYIN' BUT IF YOU CAN STILL SLEEP AT NIGHT I GUESS IT'S WHATEVER HELPS-
YOU'RE JUST GONNA KEEP MAKIN' SALES-YOU LITTLE SELLOUT BITCH YOU NEVER STAY LONG ON THE SHELVES
AND HANG OUT WITH THE OTHER HOMIES OUT OF THEIR MINDS THERE AT THE TOP-THAT HAVE REAL STORIES TO TELL
BUT NOONE CAN REACH US SO IT'S LIKE FUCK IT OH WELL
I HOLD A GRUDGE WITH A TENACIOUS GRIP-PREPARED TO COME OUT OF MY SHELL
YOU DON'T WANNA SEE ME GET OUT OF HAND AND DROP THE MIC THAT'S IN MY HAND HELD,-
I'LL SHOW YOU A NEW DEFINITION OF RAGE-I'MA EXPLAIN TO YOU HOW IT'S SPELLED,-
I'VE BEEN REPELLED-AND KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL EXPELLED,-
'CAUSE EVERYTIME I SAW A PENCIL I FELT COMPELLED-
TO IMPALE MY PEERS-I FELT IMPELLED-'CAUSE THEY PALED IN COMPARISON-SO I DIDN'T FAIL
I ALREADY FELL-BY THEN-I LEFT SCHOOL TO GO HOME AND STAY IN A DARK ROOM TO DWELL-
WHILE THE COMPUTER LIGHT WAS THE ONLY ONE AVAILABLE
ALL I DO IS WATCH ANIME AND RAP-BEHOLD THE GOD FROM HELL-
AND BEHELD-WHILE I'M BURNIN' YOUR ASS 'TILL IT'S MELTED
WHILE IT SWELLS-I'M A FLAMETHROWER-PREPARE TO BE PELTED
YOU'RE A REBEL-WELL I'M QUELLIN'-

Check my bars. I have so much more but this is a teaser ;).

http://www.funkvolumeforums.com/t7253p15-emcee-x-check-my-bars