ITT: We make up Drake-like lines

Just to be clear, this is not a hate thread, I actually like Drake (srs)
Merely for the lulz.

The square root of 147 is 12-something,
that's how I like my girls... wait wut

havent talked to my parents in about a month
i be gettin this money like im donald trump
no skinny girls, i like em with a fat rump
shyttin on these nigguhz, needa take a dump

me n weezy, reppin young money
you broke nigguhs lookin type bummy
u not smart, u dummy, eat u up..... tummy
usually i freestyle of off my black berry
u guys are too slow like spongebobs pet gary
she look like ice cream, im on top of her like a cherry

my flow be wavy like spagetti
killing the rap game young already
im fly as the insect
fuk my family, incest
never cared bout a nigguhs opinion
you all work for me now, minions

yall are really gassed up, helium
im eating bananas, peeling them
all these bitches hearts, im stealing em
i got the toilet that shoots water in my ass crack
i remember when i couldn't walk, i was laughed at
the square root of 69 is 8 something, i passed math last

its actually pretty hard to imitate him

my hat is tipped
i think i'm the man
i spend all my unemployment
on a four loco can

i heard you good with them soft lips
im fly as hell like a blimp
you made me sad now im blue lika crip
but awww nahhh im not a gangbanger
im in the closest like a hanger

i stay with the baddest chicks
i use to be an actor, my life is a movie flick
time is money and money is time, tick tick
when i write on paper i use my bic
my dick get licked, so small its flicked, this track i just ripped
soft nigga, soft lips so don't trip

swag?

what the? Getting lonely?
ok im tryin:

I am not just a random dude
millions of searches on googles for my nudes
i like em girls cute
they like my smile rude
ima bad boy young money

power my focus when i'm on the prowl,
on my knees these niggas soundin foul,
i see a fine bitch but leave her to you,
lil wayne the man makes me go oooooooohhhhhhhh

cop drake's new album i hear he calls himself an underground king and shits on Pimp C's name real talk

I heard you good with them hard nuts,
yea you know buttercrunch

some funny ones here

I like to wake up at the morning early
And thinking about how i like my girls girly

Chokey wrote:

Chokey wrote:I like to wake up at the morning early
And think about how i like my girls girly

LMAO!! quoted yourself.....

gvg wrote:

Chokey wrote:

Chokey wrote:I like to wake up at the morning early
And think about how i like my girls girly

LMAO!! quoted yourself.....

Dunno why it happens a lot :/...

if dick was a commodity
my ass would be rich
i dont ever try to flee
i take it like a bitch

on the mic i rap Melo, New York Knicks,
if i travel, its to vegas, yeah i vacay chips,
if a girl swallow my eggs, she also swallow my dick,
then i smack her in the back im burpin the bitch,
burgundy crib, same color as the booty that im slappin,
honey im tappin, wake up wit used condoms, what happened?
all night pop bottles, put in work,
if you teach me how to dougie ima smack you wit a jerk,

idk man ima go back to working on my mixtape.