Text Battles - Call somebody out

"But I'm glad you took a break from takin' trannies up the butt
Took the time to write a rhyme, then met your granny for some lunch
Did you tell her about your uncle and how your fanny was gettin' touched?
I hope the shit I spit don't leave your panties in a bunch"

lmaaaao

I masturbate til my hand's numb
Sometimes in public when Im drunk
But I dont care I get CRUNK
Get bitches on my junk
Til they notice and slap me
Call the police an strap me
"helo oficar is there problem?"
Hello, Mr., please count to ten
"one, carrot, threesome and the rest"
The clock's 3:45 AM and you are under arrest
"for wat? It was naat mi?"
You pissed on pram and..
bang bang wake up go to school
act a fool
get an F

All i want for my birthday is a big booty hoe

im the strangest in the game
have more fame
than kurt kobane
i made a album with lil wayne
dwammnnnn

Lyrics so strong you couldn't catch me with a masterball
Like a hit from the bong or a hundred percent alcohol
I spit that fire like saliva made of methanol
And burn every ash so he can't even catch em' all

[quote="DGCK"]

ImNotGay wrote:

DGCK wrote:Alright I wanna see some battles.

I can't believe you would come at me with this poorly written shit
I'ma put a weave on your head and make you my prison bitch
Pimp your weak ass out to inmates and have you hittin' tricks
So much jail-meat up in you, you'll end up just shittin' dicks
You think it's funny act gay? You see how it really goes
When you experience ass rape, dressed up in silly clothes
Taking dicks in deep, wishing you could take it all back
Screaming "Stop please! I'm sorry for the way that I act!"
But I'm glad you took a break from takin' trannies up the butt
Took the time to write a rhyme, then met your granny for some lunch
Did you tell her about your uncle and how your fanny was gettin' touched?
I hope the shit I spit don't leave your panties in a bunch

You're wack
That's a fact



COME @ ME

STRANGEgenius wrote:im the strangest in the game
have more fame
than kurt kobane
i made a album with lil wayne
dwammnnnn

Fuck you im'ma motherfucking G
Made an album with the hottest in the game aka. lil B
Im the illest and hottest ryder
Just wait my next song will be with Flo Rida n' Tyga

this whole set up sucks! should have people vote and shit! this should be called a freestyle or diss a forum user thrad. not a btext battle.. should have a thread for battles have only the 2 competitors verses in it. then have a poll or something for who won!

SdoubleT wrote:this whole set up sucks! should have people vote and shit! this should be called a freestyle or diss a forum user thrad. not a btext battle.. I could lyrically destroy all of you pussies one by one, I'm like wayne on crack

what'd you say about my mother?
Come at me bruh

AlwaysRaw wrote:

SdoubleT wrote:this whole set up sucks! should have people vote and shit! this should be called a freestyle or diss a forum user thrad. not a btext battle.. I could lyrically destroy all of you pussies one by one, I'm like wayne on crack

what'd you say about my mother?
Come at me bruh

lol, hes "like Wayne on Crack" I mean thats just unstoppable lyrical ability right there.I don't know if you wanna mess with that tbh.

SdoubleT wrote:this whole set up sucks! should have people vote and shit! this should be called a freestyle or diss a forum user thrad. not a btext battle.. should have a thread for battles have only the 2 competitors verses in it. then have a poll or something for who won!

Actually not a bad idea to have a tournement.

anthonyFv wrote:

AlwaysRaw wrote:

SdoubleT wrote:this whole set up sucks! should have people vote and shit! this should be called a freestyle or diss a forum user thrad. not a btext battle.. I could lyrically destroy all of you pussies one by one, I'm like wayne on crack

what'd you say about my mother?
Come at me bruh

lol, hes "like Wayne on Crack" I mean thats just unstoppable lyrical ability right there.I don't know if you wanna mess with that tbh.

i could take on anyone dawg, like you don't even know

AlwaysRaw wrote:

anthonyFv wrote:

AlwaysRaw wrote:

SdoubleT wrote:this whole set up sucks! should have people vote and shit! this should be called a freestyle or diss a forum user thrad. not a btext battle.. I could lyrically destroy all of you pussies one by one, I'm like wayne on crack

what'd you say about my mother?
Come at me bruh

lol, hes "like Wayne on Crack" I mean thats just unstoppable lyrical ability right there.I don't know if you wanna mess with that tbh.

i could take on anyone dawg, like you don't even know

word?
alright then alwaysraw,
You shoulda been careful what you wished for like eminem said
Because now you got the shit and you cant call for your mommy to tuck you in bed
Shes too busy giving me head
Anyways like I said,im bout to knock you out dead
Till you can bearly talk like Ted.
You get it, probably not, my lyrical abilities probably over your head
And thats why your haitin without the dreads
in reality you dread my skills
You say your sick?well im that motherfuckin pill, forreal
Now that you know how I feel
You wanna get back at me? Deal or No Deal.

STRANGEgenius wrote:im the strangest in the game
have more fame
than kurt kobane
i made a album with lil wayne
dwammnnnn

ROFL

DGCK wrote:
I can't believe you would come at me with this poorly written shit
I'ma put a weave on your head and make you my prison bitch
Pimp your weak ass out to inmates and have you hittin' tricks
So much jail-meat up in you, you'll end up just shittin' dicks
You think it's funny act gay? You see how it really goes
When you experience ass rape, dressed up in silly clothes
Taking dicks in deep, wishing you could take it all back
Screaming "Stop please! I'm sorry for the way that I act!"
But I'm glad you took a break from takin' trannies up the butt
Took the time to write a rhyme, then met your granny for some lunch
Did you tell her about your uncle and how your fanny was gettin' touched?
I hope the shit I spit don't leave your panties in a bunch

oh shit, MA CRACKA

SdoubleT wrote:this whole set up sucks! should have people vote and shit! this should be called a freestyle or diss a forum user thrad. not a btext battle.. should have a thread for battles have only the 2 competitors verses in it. then have a poll or something for who won!

Shut your dirty ass mouth you peasent
I'll take a shit on your soul so you don't make it to heaven
God will be like "ew nigga, you stinky"
And God just smoked a blunt so he's lookin all chinky
But he ain't passin it to you Double T
Cuz you like dick on dick action, so imah call you Double D

anthonyFv wrote:
word?
alright then alwaysraw,
You shoulda been careful what you wished for like eminem said
Because now you got the shit and you cant call for your mommy to tuck you in bed
Shes too busy giving me head
Anyways like I said,im bout to knock you out dead
Till you can bearly talk like Ted.
You get it, probably not, my lyrical abilities probably over your head
And thats why your haitin without the dreads
in reality you dread my skills
You say your sick?well im that motherfuckin pill, forreal
Now that you know how I feel
You wanna get back at me? Deal or No Deal.

Look at the six year old tryna rap
Frontin mature when he only just had tolilet crap
A retarded dick hated by his fam
For licking Waynes dick in a watering can
Yuk

Most disses are so poor that Lil B would kill them lyrically
Simular to you guys he's a giant, mentally
You guys are so fake I dont know if it's either you or your gf's who moans during an orgasm
I'ma find your bitches harass them, dress up as Hitler and gas 'em
Till they start choking, fill 'em with fuel and make them start smoking
Untie them and let them go, just joking
The only thing you'll can do to see your gf's is hoping
cause in chokey's basement it's all about bone breaking and boning
Burntorture, drowning,
bleeding from ass pounding
and helpless moaning
There's a bigger chance Liverpool will win CL with a hattrick by Stewart Downing
Than the police will have them alive founding

Most disses are so poor that Lil B would kill them lyrically
Simular to you guys he's a giant, mentally
You guys are so fake I dont know if it's either you or your gf's who moans during an orgasm
I'ma find your bitches harass them, dress up as Hitler and gas 'em
Till they start choking, fill 'em with fuel and make them start smoking
Untie them and let them go, just joking
The only thing you'll can do to see your gf's is hoping
cause in chokey's basement it's all about bone breaking and boning
Burntorture, drowning,
bleeding from ass pounding
and helpless moaning
There's a bigger chance Liverpool will win CL with a hattrick by Stewart Downing
Than the police will have them alive founding

My-My if it isn't Little Mrs Wack
Prisoned for Mila Kurtis sexuel attack
Tried to kill me but I bounced back
You got weak flow and no bars, wannabe mack
Daddy with a 2 inch cock and beats jacked
From wack sources who don't want you on that
Tried paying wit mint and vodka, ya wanna be 2pac
I'll kill you.

Grandmaster wrote:

Most disses are so poor that Lil B would kill them lyrically
Simular to you guys he's a giant, mentally
You guys are so fake I dont know if it's either you or your gf's who moans during an orgasm
I'ma find your bitches harass them, dress up as Hitler and gas 'em
Till they start choking, fill 'em with fuel and make them start smoking
Untie them and let them go, just joking
The only thing you'll can do to see your gf's is hoping
cause in chokey's basement it's all about bone breaking and boning
Burntorture, drowning,
bleeding from ass pounding
and helpless moaning
There's a bigger chance Liverpool will win CL with a hattrick by Stewart Downing
Than the police will have them alive founding

My-My if it isn't Little Mrs Wack
Prisoned for Mila Kurtis sexuel attack
Tried to kill me but I bounced back
You got weak flow and no bars, wannabe mack
Daddy with a 2 inch cock and beats jacked
From wack sources who don't want you on that
Tried paying wit mint and vodka, ya wanna be 2pac
I'll kill you.

youre right, little mrs Wack is back
Look good when you walk alone cause imah smack
you till you cant rise
It aint rape if I say suprise
does it turn you on? Do you need the sad or happy tisue?
You brought pac back to life in me just to diss you
Cause your opinions in hip hop are not something we just cant look through
Stupidity on a new level, every fucking comment irrelevent
just to be against the rest and feel speciel like youre heaven sent
you make the jersey shore crew look intelligent
Honestly saying ICP is better than Shady
Is like saying the best song ever is Biebers "baby"
Middlefinger to you, we all facepalm when you reply
Cause you are the dumbest motherfucker in here, you cant deny

anthonyFv wrote:

AlwaysRaw wrote:

anthonyFv wrote:

AlwaysRaw wrote:

SdoubleT wrote:this whole set up sucks! should have people vote and shit! this should be called a freestyle or diss a forum user thrad. not a btext battle.. I could lyrically destroy all of you pussies one by one, I'm like wayne on crack

what'd you say about my mother?
Come at me bruh

lol, hes "like Wayne on Crack" I mean thats just unstoppable lyrical ability right there.I don't know if you wanna mess with that tbh.

i could take on anyone dawg, like you don't even know

word?
alright then alwaysraw,
You shoulda been careful what you wished for like eminem said
Because now you got the shit and you cant call for your mommy to tuck you in bed
Shes too busy giving me head
Anyways like I said,im bout to knock you out dead
Till you can bearly talk like Ted.
You get it, probably not, my lyrical abilities probably over your head
And thats why your haitin without the dreads
in reality you dread my skills
You say your sick?well im that motherfuckin pill, forreal
Now that you know how I feel
You wanna get back at me? Deal or No Deal.

Ok, haha not bad. I'll go in

Nobody wants to beef with me
i'm beast you see
and at least take the decency
to develop skill
i'm hella ill
my bad not replying to this a week ago
but you weren't dope enough for a decent joke
you have no word play
in the first place

Chokey wrote:

Grandmaster wrote:

Most disses are so poor that Lil B would kill them lyrically
Simular to you guys he's a giant, mentally
You guys are so fake I dont know if it's either you or your gf's who moans during an orgasm
I'ma find your bitches harass them, dress up as Hitler and gas 'em
Till they start choking, fill 'em with fuel and make them start smoking
Untie them and let them go, just joking
The only thing you'll can do to see your gf's is hoping
cause in chokey's basement it's all about bone breaking and boning
Burntorture, drowning,
bleeding from ass pounding
and helpless moaning
There's a bigger chance Liverpool will win CL with a hattrick by Stewart Downing
Than the police will have them alive founding

My-My if it isn't Little Mrs Wack
Prisoned for Mila Kurtis sexuel attack
Tried to kill me but I bounced back
You got weak flow and no bars, wannabe mack
Daddy with a 2 inch cock and beats jacked
From wack sources who don't want you on that
Tried paying wit mint and vodka, ya wanna be 2pac
I'll kill you.

youre right, little mrs Wack is back
Look good when you walk alone cause imah smack
you till you cant rise
It aint rape if I say suprise
does it turn you on? Do you need the sad or happy tisue?
You brought pac back to life in me just to diss you
Cause your opinions in hip hop are not something we just cant look through
Stupidity on a new level, every fucking comment irrelevent
just to be against the rest and feel speciel like youre heaven sent
you make the jersey shore crew look intelligent
Honestly saying ICP is better than Shady
Is like saying the best song ever is Biebers "baby"
Middlefinger to you, we all facepalm when you reply
Cause you are the dumbest motherfucker in here, you cant deny

That was actually pretty fucking dope...

Anyways,

Grandmaster,
You told us all you couldn't ejaculate, so you got ICP on your ass and face.
Is it just me, or do your battle rhymes seem familiar, here's another card I'll deal ya,
From the Joker's deck, expect Hocus Pocus oh yes,
The only thing you are is the Jack, pun intended I really mean that.
I'm the King, you need practice, all you're worth is Jack shit.
The only thing Grand about you, is your audacity to attempt to salvage, any skill, that you don't possess, drop your hopefulness, which I detest.
Its a damn shame, for your family.

Perfect Stranger wrote:

Chokey wrote:

Grandmaster wrote:

Most disses are so poor that Lil B would kill them lyrically
Simular to you guys he's a giant, mentally
You guys are so fake I dont know if it's either you or your gf's who moans during an orgasm
I'ma find your bitches harass them, dress up as Hitler and gas 'em
Till they start choking, fill 'em with fuel and make them start smoking
Untie them and let them go, just joking
The only thing you'll can do to see your gf's is hoping
cause in chokey's basement it's all about bone breaking and boning
Burntorture, drowning,
bleeding from ass pounding
and helpless moaning
There's a bigger chance Liverpool will win CL with a hattrick by Stewart Downing
Than the police will have them alive founding

My-My if it isn't Little Mrs Wack
Prisoned for Mila Kurtis sexuel attack
Tried to kill me but I bounced back
You got weak flow and no bars, wannabe mack
Daddy with a 2 inch cock and beats jacked
From wack sources who don't want you on that
Tried paying wit mint and vodka, ya wanna be 2pac
I'll kill you.

youre right, little mrs Wack is back
Look good when you walk alone cause imah smack
you till you cant rise
It aint rape if I say suprise
does it turn you on? Do you need the sad or happy tisue?
You brought pac back to life in me just to diss you
Cause your opinions in hip hop are not something we just cant look through
Stupidity on a new level, every fucking comment irrelevent
just to be against the rest and feel speciel like youre heaven sent
you make the jersey shore crew look intelligent
Honestly saying ICP is better than Shady
Is like saying the best song ever is Biebers "baby"
Middlefinger to you, we all facepalm when you reply
Cause you are the dumbest motherfucker in here, you cant deny

That was actually pretty fucking dope...

Anyways,

Grandmaster,
You told us all you couldn't ejaculate, so you got ICP on your ass and face.
Is it just me, or do your battle rhymes seem familiar, here's another card I'll deal ya,
From the Joker's deck, expect Hocus Pocus oh yes,
The only thing you are is the Jack, pun intended I really mean that.
I'm the King, you need practice, all you're worth is Jack shit.
The only thing Grand about you, is your audacity to attempt to salvage, any skill, that you don't possess, drop your hopefulness, which I detest.
Its a damn shame, for your family.

Well its the new and de-proved Daddy Mack
Like the one from Kris Kross but more wack
Frontin hard when yo cheeks redder than Jokerrs hat
Head so far up yo ass when you fart your eyes crap
Throwin back cheap sass to make up fo a lack of attack

I'm the RZA to ya U-God,Hopsin to your SwizZz
Pity yo mom for giving birth to you, no Kalifa or Wiz
If this were KOTD you'd get 0 of the sixx from shiz
Without the zy cause your rhymes made it quit the biz

Got the rhyme scheme of Shady and the flow of Tech
In terms of any future weapons I'm the ultra mech
Don't gotta diss but I wanta, I'm the rap Beck
A genius much like the villian Luthor Lecs

strangegenius,
you look like a deranged penis
that just got off the short bus
you suck dick with no fuss
i wish you would internally combust
and take tech nine with you
for your craving of lust
you two can go fade in the dust

Grandmaster wrote:

Perfect Stranger wrote:

Chokey wrote:

Grandmaster wrote:

Most disses are so poor that Lil B would kill them lyrically
Simular to you guys he's a giant, mentally
You guys are so fake I dont know if it's either you or your gf's who moans during an orgasm
I'ma find your bitches harass them, dress up as Hitler and gas 'em
Till they start choking, fill 'em with fuel and make them start smoking
Untie them and let them go, just joking
The only thing you'll can do to see your gf's is hoping
cause in chokey's basement it's all about bone breaking and boning
Burntorture, drowning,
bleeding from ass pounding
and helpless moaning
There's a bigger chance Liverpool will win CL with a hattrick by Stewart Downing
Than the police will have them alive founding

My-My if it isn't Little Mrs Wack
Prisoned for Mila Kurtis sexuel attack
Tried to kill me but I bounced back
You got weak flow and no bars, wannabe mack
Daddy with a 2 inch cock and beats jacked
From wack sources who don't want you on that
Tried paying wit mint and vodka, ya wanna be 2pac
I'll kill you.

youre right, little mrs Wack is back
Look good when you walk alone cause imah smack
you till you cant rise
It aint rape if I say suprise
does it turn you on? Do you need the sad or happy tisue?
You brought pac back to life in me just to diss you
Cause your opinions in hip hop are not something we just cant look through
Stupidity on a new level, every fucking comment irrelevent
just to be against the rest and feel speciel like youre heaven sent
you make the jersey shore crew look intelligent
Honestly saying ICP is better than Shady
Is like saying the best song ever is Biebers "baby"
Middlefinger to you, we all facepalm when you reply
Cause you are the dumbest motherfucker in here, you cant deny

That was actually pretty fucking dope...

Anyways,

Grandmaster,
You told us all you couldn't ejaculate, so you got ICP on your ass and face.
Is it just me, or do your battle rhymes seem familiar, here's another card I'll deal ya,
From the Joker's deck, expect Hocus Pocus oh yes,
The only thing you are is the Jack, pun intended I really mean that.
I'm the King, you need practice, all you're worth is Jack shit.
The only thing Grand about you, is your audacity to attempt to salvage, any skill, that you don't possess, drop your hopefulness, which I detest.
Its a damn shame, for your family.

Well its the new and de-proved Daddy Mack
Like the one from Kris Kross but more wack
Frontin hard when yo cheeks redder than Jokerrs hat
Head so far up yo ass when you fart your eyes crap
Throwin back cheap sass to make up fo a lack of attack

I'm the RZA to ya U-God,Hopsin to your SwizZz
Pity yo mom for giving birth to you, no Kalifa or Wiz
If this were KOTD you'd get 0 of the sixx from shiz
Without the zy cause your rhymes made it quit the biz

Got the rhyme scheme of Shady and the flow of Tech
In terms of any future weapons I'm the ultra mech
Don't gotta diss but I wanta, I'm the rap Beck
A genius much like the villian Luthor Lecs

At my sight you grimace, I'mma wipe and finish, after your eyes are livid, you lie in your sentence, the whites of your eyes are dimished, your life is just a sentence.
I'll demolish your paragraphs, wrapping a scarf, around the back of my arse, because I spit that cool ass, you so foolish (foolash).
All this pish poss about Kriss Kross, leaves my dick soft, but I go hard inevitably, smash you with bars in the cementary.
You get DEADLOCKED, with a head shot, you slip and slide all white and soft.
One of the fucking juggalos, like gutta hoes,
A bullshit excuse for family, if you douches would just chill or pop a Xanny, Hip Hop's medusa, leave you stoned, so ruthless.
You wear face paint, wanna sing Amazing Grace, what else do you need a FUCKING RAZOR BLADE?

Your little comparisions are embarrasing, but I'll be a good sumaritan and let your challanging, ass, have something back.

I am the masta-
bator
See the only bitches I got
are the ones on my labtop
Dont worry no need to cockblock
the bitches be hating the tough guys for not shoving them love
Bitch you idiot he is bad for you you blind bitch I want to slap you with my glove
Got my selfesteem on "low"
The anger and madness on "high"
Fuck bitches, dont want em, not even wanna try
When tough guys rape bitches I sit back laughin'
"so this is how the dudes be mackin'"
Smack the bitches all on the floor
Bloody walls from the dirty whores
You didnt want me, I only loved you more
In my dreams I hunt thee, You always used my heart like kicking in a door
Step'd on me
spit'd on me
So now when you ask "who you dating"
I tell you "Bitch I am in love" the go home masturbating