Mind is......DECIMATED

You were on your way home when you died.
It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless death. The EMTs tried their best to save you, but to no avail. Your body was so utterly shattered you were better off, trust me.
And that’s when you met me.
“What… what happened?” You asked. “Where am I?”
“You died,” I said, matter-of-factly. No point in mincing words.
“There was a… a truck and it was skidding…”
“Yup,” I said.
“I… I died?”
“Yup. But don’t feel bad about it. Everyone dies,” I said.
You looked around. There was nothingness. Just you and me. “What is this place?” You asked. “Is this the afterlife?”
“More or less,” I said.
“Are you god?” You asked.
“Yup,” I replied. “I’m God.”
“My kids… my wife,” you said.
“What about them?”
“Will they be all right?”
“That’s what I like to see,” I said. “You just died and your main concern is for your family. That’s good stuff right there.”
You looked at me with fascination. To you, I didn’t look like God. I just looked like some man. Or possibly a woman. Some vague authority figure, maybe. More of a grammar school teacher than the almighty.
“Don’t worry,” I said. “They’ll be fine. Your kids will remember you as perfect in every way. They didn’t have time to grow contempt for you. Your wife will cry on the outside, but will be secretly relieved. To be fair, your marriage was falling apart. If it’s any consolation, she’ll feel very guilty for feeling relieved.”
“Oh,” you said. “So what happens now? Do I go to heaven or hell or something?”
“Neither,” I said. “You’ll be reincarnated.”
“Ah,” you said. “So the Hindus were right,”
“All religions are right in their own way,” I said. “Walk with me.”
You followed along as we strode through the void. “Where are we going?”
“Nowhere in particular,” I said. “It’s just nice to walk while we talk.”
“So what’s the point, then?” You asked. “When I get reborn, I’ll just be a blank slate, right? A baby. So all my experiences and everything I did in this life won’t matter.”
“Not so!” I said. “You have within you all the knowledge and experiences of all your past lives. You just don’t remember them right now.”
I stopped walking and took you by the shoulders. “Your soul is more magnificent, beautiful, and gigantic than you can possibly imagine. A human mind can only contain a tiny fraction of what you are. It’s like sticking your finger in a glass of water to see if it’s hot or cold. You put a tiny part of yourself into the vessel, and when you bring it back out, you’ve gained all the experiences it had.
“You’ve been in a human for the last 48 years, so you haven’t stretched out yet and felt the rest of your immense consciousness. If we hung out here for long enough, you’d start remembering everything. But there’s no point to doing that between each life.”
“How many times have I been reincarnated, then?”
“Oh lots. Lots and lots. An in to lots of different lives.” I said. “This time around, you’ll be a Chinese peasant girl in 540 AD.”
“Wait, what?” You stammered. “You’re sending me back in time?”
“Well, I guess technically. Time, as you know it, only exists in your universe. Things are different where I come from.”
“Where you come from?” You said.
“Oh sure,” I explained “I come from somewhere. Somewhere else. And there are others like me. I know you’ll want to know what it’s like there, but honestly you wouldn’t understand.”
“Oh,” you said, a little let down. “But wait. If I get reincarnated to other places in time, I could have interacted with myself at some point.”
“Sure. Happens all the time. And with both lives only aware of their own lifespan you don’t even know it’s happening.”
“So what’s the point of it all?”
“Seriously?” I asked. “Seriously? You’re asking me for the meaning of life? Isn’t that a little stereotypical?”
“Well it’s a reasonable question,” you persisted.
I looked you in the eye. “The meaning of life, the reason I made this whole universe, is for you to mature.”
“You mean mankind? You want us to mature?”
“No, just you. I made this whole universe for you. With each new life you grow and mature and become a larger and greater intellect.”
“Just me? What about everyone else?”
“There is no one else,” I said. “In this universe, there’s just you and me.”
You stared blankly at me. “But all the people on earth…”
“All you. Different incarnations of you.”
“Wait. I’m everyone!?”
“Now you’re getting it,” I said, with a congratulatory slap on the back.
“I’m every human being who ever lived?”
“Or who will ever live, yes.”
“I’m Abraham Lincoln?”
“And you’re John Wilkes Booth, too,” I added.
“I’m Hitler?” You said, appalled.
“And you’re the millions he killed.”
“I’m Jesus?”
“And you’re everyone who followed him.”
You fell silent.
“Every time you victimized someone,” I said, “you were victimizing yourself. Every act of kindness you’ve done, you’ve done to yourself. Every happy and sad moment ever experienced by any human was, or will be, experienced by you.”
You thought for a long time.
“Why?” You asked me. “Why do all this?”
“Because someday, you will become like me. Because that’s what you are. You’re one of my kind. You’re my child.”
“Whoa,” you said, incredulous. “You mean I’m a god?”
“No. Not yet. You’re a fetus. You’re still growing. Once you’ve lived every human life throughout all time, you will have grown enough to be born.”
“So the whole universe,” you said, “it’s just…”
“An egg.” I answered. “Now it’s time for you to move on to your next life.”
And I sent you on your way.



inb4 you phaggots post "TL:DR"

mind blowing read.

STRANGEgenius wrote:mind blowing read.

Don't you lie bish ass fuckboii, you know you didn't read it

liftthat wrote:

STRANGEgenius wrote:mind blowing read.

Don't you lie bish ass fuckboii, you know you didn't read it

i promise i read it, he died and his wife already wanted to divorce him.
He is Hitler that James guy and everyone else.
He will be Chinese when he recreates, his talking to god.

Should i keep going?

STRANGEgenius wrote:

i promise i read it, he died and his wife already wanted to divorce him.
He is Hitler that James guy and everyone else.
He will be Chinese when he recreates, his talking to god.

Should i keep going?

You're a cheeky cunt mate.

liftthat wrote:

STRANGEgenius wrote:

i promise i read it, he died and his wife already wanted to divorce him.
He is Hitler that James guy and everyone else.
He will be Chinese when he recreates, his talking to god.

Should i keep going?

You're a cheeky cunt mate.

how? i promise i read it.

Is there a way to proove it? no.

I wanna read it, but...I'm so tired.

And EFFF YOUUU. I was gonna make that my avy.

iSmackBabies666 wrote:I wanna read it, but...I'm so tired.

And EFFF YOUUU. I was gonna make that my avy.

same. I might steal it tho

That was pretty awesome. I hope it's not true though because people do some sick and twisted things... I would hate to think all those things have been done by me (us?).

So if I had sex with sombody, that would mean I was only masturbating?? Lol.

I liked where it was going and was thinking of a different end point instead of we were everybody but idk what I was thinking about. But it makes better sense the orig way so yeah its an interesting story.

Wouldn't want to be my own mother, father, sister brother, wife/gf, son daughter and myself... that would be disgusting.

Chokey wrote:Wouldn't want to be my own mother, father, sister brother, wife/gf, son daughter and myself... that would be disgusting.

LMFAO I didnt even think of that ahha

Chokey wrote:Wouldn't want to be my own mother, father, sister brother, wife/gf, son daughter and myself... that would be disgusting.

You can't really think of it like that tho. Basically it's saying to become a god you have to experience EVERYTHING from EVERY perspective.

But yeah you're having sex with yourself as yourself in another body that you are inhabiting in a suspended state of time.

41OMaXiMuS wrote:

Chokey wrote:Wouldn't want to be my own mother, father, sister brother, wife/gf, son daughter and myself... that would be disgusting.

You can't really think of it like that tho. Basically it's saying to become a god you have to experience EVERYTHING for EVERY perspective.

But yeah you're having sex with yourself as yourself in another body that you are inhabiting in a suspended state of time.

and thats the weird part.

Sounds like some Scientology style ish right there.

GangusKahn wrote:Sounds like some Scientology style ish right there.

True. They would like to believe the world revolves around them, so this is a perfect theory for them.

Scientology faggots aside tho, I still enjoyed reading this idea. But not as much as I enjoy a sloppy blowjob from a $10 crack whore, never that.

41OMaXiMuS wrote:

GangusKahn wrote:Sounds like some Scientology style ish right there.

True. They would like to believe the world revolves around them, so this is a perfect theory for them.

Scientology faggots aside tho, I still enjoyed reading this idea. But not as much as I enjoy a sloppy blowjob from a $10 crack whore, never that.

They think your reborn over and over again until you conquer all of your fears...Once you do that then you are a god of your own world (A Thetan) is what they call it...I think

GangusKahn wrote:

41OMaXiMuS wrote:

GangusKahn wrote:Sounds like some Scientology style ish right there.

True. They would like to believe the world revolves around them, so this is a perfect theory for them.

Scientology faggots aside tho, I still enjoyed reading this idea. But not as much as I enjoy a sloppy blowjob from a $10 crack whore, never that.

They think your reborn over and over again until you conquer all of your fears...Once you do that then you are a god of your own world (A Thetan) is what they call it...I think

Yeah because THAT makes sense, right!? fucking tom cruise.

41OMaXiMuS wrote:

GangusKahn wrote:

41OMaXiMuS wrote:

GangusKahn wrote:Sounds like some Scientology style ish right there.

True. They would like to believe the world revolves around them, so this is a perfect theory for them.

Scientology faggots aside tho, I still enjoyed reading this idea. But not as much as I enjoy a sloppy blowjob from a $10 crack whore, never that.

They think your reborn over and over again until you conquer all of your fears...Once you do that then you are a god of your own world (A Thetan) is what they call it...I think

Yeah because THAT makes sense, right!? fucking tom cruise.

Thats why people like him believe in that....Rich people have accomplished a lot...making them seem as if tho they are conquering their fears faster.

GangusKahn wrote:

41OMaXiMuS wrote:

GangusKahn wrote:

41OMaXiMuS wrote:

GangusKahn wrote:Sounds like some Scientology style ish right there.

True. They would like to believe the world revolves around them, so this is a perfect theory for them.

Scientology faggots aside tho, I still enjoyed reading this idea. But not as much as I enjoy a sloppy blowjob from a $10 crack whore, never that.

They think your reborn over and over again until you conquer all of your fears...Once you do that then you are a god of your own world (A Thetan) is what they call it...I think

Yeah because THAT makes sense, right!? fucking tom cruise.

Thats why people like him believe in that....Rich people have accomplished a lot...making them seem as if tho they are conquering their fears faster.

ohhh holy shit I see what you're saying. they are closer to the top because they have lived more lives, conquered more fears etc.


That's pretty stupid.

41OMaXiMuS wrote:

GangusKahn wrote:

41OMaXiMuS wrote:

GangusKahn wrote:

41OMaXiMuS wrote:

GangusKahn wrote:Sounds like some Scientology style ish right there.

True. They would like to believe the world revolves around them, so this is a perfect theory for them.

Scientology faggots aside tho, I still enjoyed reading this idea. But not as much as I enjoy a sloppy blowjob from a $10 crack whore, never that.

They think your reborn over and over again until you conquer all of your fears...Once you do that then you are a god of your own world (A Thetan) is what they call it...I think

Yeah because THAT makes sense, right!? fucking tom cruise.

Thats why people like him believe in that....Rich people have accomplished a lot...making them seem as if tho they are conquering their fears faster.

ohhh holy shit I see what you're saying. they are closer to the top because they have lived more lives, conquered more fears etc.


That's pretty stupid.

Yup...

John Travolta
Tom Cruise
Will Smith

Its only rich people really...and a few dumb bums

fuck tom cruise he can't act for shit.

that mofo ugly as fuck aswell.

STRANGEgenius wrote:fuck tom cruise he can't act for shit.

that mofo ugly as fuck aswell.

Weirdly enough, I actually like him as an actor. I don't think he's an great actor, just fun to watch. But as a person, I think he's a complete douche bag.