Chick-fil-A Hates Gays?

Earlier this year the popular food chain, Chick-fil-A, caused a public outcry when their President and Chief Operating Officer stated a bashful message against gay marriage, stating that, "I think we are inviting God's judgment on our nation when we shake our fist at him and say, 'We know better than you as to what constitutes a marriage'", and, "I pray God's mercy on our generation that has such a prideful, arrogant attitude to think that we have the audacity to define what marriage is about." These offensive quotes have been used as fuel for the Anti-Gay Agenda Groups and have been backed with financial support by Chick-Fil-A themselves. After this homosexual outcry of gay supporters, Chick-Fil-A has since pulled funding from those gay bashing activists. What does this mean for Chick-Fil-A now? Lets hear it from a few local chicken enthusiasts.

"Well, we know that they are a bunch of gay haters, but does that mean that the chicken they use hates gays as well? I don't think so, and that is the reason why I still take my children to get a nice chicken dinner every Tuesday." -Chick-Fil-A regular (Name withheld to protect identity)

"I don't see what anybody is complaining about, I really don't. I mean, how could the chicken hate homosexuals if they are dead? Now that just doesn't make sense." - George Pete, Chicken Farmer.

Chick-Fil-A states that while their President may be a biased asshole, their chicken is not, so come bring your children.

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