So I decided to become a rapper...I just wrote this verse

Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight
But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!


What do you guys think?

Lolololololol

I see what you did there.

lololol, classic verse.

You have to contact DR Dre and get this in the studio ASAP.

King wrote:You have to contact DR Dre and get this in the studio ASAP.

Think he'd like it?

That verse is THE shit

I bet if you Beg Dr Dre he can get you pretty far in the rap game, not that you would need his help.

you will be on his 2025 Album DETOX

WHACK AS FUCK!

'Hi my name is what? My name is who? My name is, chicka chicka, GangusKahn murfucka!'

Fitzyy wrote:'Hi my name is what? My name is who? My name is, chicka chicka, GangusKahn murfucka!'

Those lyrics say something awesome when played backwords !?!

Haha nice! ^

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tempting new avatar.

STRANGEgenius wrote:

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tempting new avatar.

hahahah do iiiit.

but tech's pose is so sexy,, lol

white boys cant rap

My name is this thread's lame