iNuke Boom: $30,000 Iphone Dock

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A new $29,999.99 monster speaker system from
Behringer promises several world firsts: It's the loudest iPhone dock
ever, and also the most expensive. It's also among the biggest,
measuring a whopping 8 feet wide by 4 feet tall and weighing over 700
pounds.


We imagine a conversation between the owner and a friend would go something like this:


"Why, yes, that is an iPhone docked on top
of that sideways refrigerator. Would you like to hear it? Okay, just
stand way, way, way over there.


Why? Because the 10,000 Watts being pumped out by the Behringer iNuke Boom
($30,000) — no, it's not really a fridge, and I heard that every time
someone says 'nuke' and 'fridge' in the same sentence, an Ewok dies —
are likely to bust your eardrums.


What's that? You'd like to take it outside? Well good luck, pal — it weighs 700 pounds. Why don't we just turn it up louder, and run to the door before the song starts? Sounds like a plan."

"if you want to be deaf buy this"

me want dis.

can it srsly get any bigger?

STRANGEgenius wrote:can it srsly get any bigger?

dats what she said

RapLord81 wrote:

STRANGEgenius wrote:can it srsly get any bigger?

dats what she said

damn, you beat me to it lmao

41OMaXiMuS wrote:

RapLord81 wrote:

STRANGEgenius wrote:can it srsly get any bigger?

dats what she said

damn, you beat me to it lmao

lmao. You got ninj'd maxipads.