Big News *UPDATED x2*

Me, Chokey, am going to bang a milf sunday with ½ liter silicone in each boob. I "shall help her move" and I get paid in pussy. 

Post the pictures up of her you sent me, aye m8.

PICS. NAOW. FAGGOT.

I think I can see the pene slippin out the bottom

bottom bitch you faggot

Bottom Bitch wrote:

 tasty

Best thread ever.

Props if you succeed.

I'm just curious though, how are you going to seduce her? I wanna hear this haha

41OMaXiMuS wrote:Best thread ever.

And it's not even Sunday yet...

chokey when u gonna drop some killer raps bro huh bro

Buddie wrote:Props if you succeed.

I'm just curious though, how are you going to seduce her? I wanna hear this haha

Okay this is the story:

A friend of mine has this friend who's 22 or something like that (im 19) and he's pretty fit. He took out to her and fucked her. He found her on facebook and poked to her and yada yada. I tried same technique. But she didnt respond. This was in january. Then 3 weeks or something ago I thought, fuck it, lets text her. I wrote to her if she was in need for some young skin. She didnt respond - and here's the moral of the story NEVER GIVE UP - but i just continued to write to her on facebook. after 1½ week of something she poked back. I knew I was in. I continued writing to her and poke and she just poked back. A few days ago she responded and told me she was busy moving. I told her I could help her out if I got paid the right way.
She never looked back and reply'd straight "ofc. you will get paid in sex". 











Never did a milf before. this will be my first. Anyone who've tried it?

My dick is pretty flaccid right now

Damn well good luck! You better hope she doesn't have an STD.

Buddie wrote:Damn well good luck! You better hope she doesn't have an STD.

she told me she didnt but anyone can say that

Chokey wrote:

Buddie wrote:Damn well good luck! You better hope she doesn't have an STD.

she told me she didnt but anyone can say that

Seems like a person who pays people with sex would have one lol

Buddie wrote:

Chokey wrote:

Buddie wrote:Damn well good luck! You better hope she doesn't have an STD.

she told me she didnt but anyone can say that

Seems like a person who pays people with sex would have one lol

well an objective view would say so yeah, but this is like 40 min from copenhagen and she does not have many friends on facebook even tho i do know a friend who has a friend that banged her. just shut up!

Chokey wrote:

Buddie wrote:

Chokey wrote:

Buddie wrote:Damn well good luck! You better hope she doesn't have an STD.

she told me she didnt but anyone can say that

Seems like a person who pays people with sex would have one lol

well an objective view would say so yeah, but this is like 40 min from copenhagen and she does not have many friends on facebook even tho i do know a friend who has a friend that banged her. just shut up!

hahaha this shall be interesting to hear after the "moving day"

I will write a review either sunday or monday.

You asked her if she had an STD? Lol

King wrote:You asked her if she had an STD? Lol

No I asked her if she wanted to do it with condom, she answered no cuz she didnt have an STD and cant get kids.

Do I believe it? hmmf
Do my dick believe it? Oh, yes!

So 5am this morning i couldnt sleep. I was thinking about banging the milf. I was supposed to be at the train station 5min from her house 9:45am. Suddenly she ask whether or not I want to sleep with her - and it was one of them questions that really wasnt a question she wanted me to sleep there - and I ofc says ok but I have to go 2 hours monday and then I'll come back.  
she freaked out and told me she didnt want me to "help her move" and she would get pro's help her yada yada. Then she wouldnt have sex. Told me I had to leave her alone, never contact her again. bla bla the usual stuff - bitches be bitches.
Then I tried to blackmail her and told her I'd message all her fb friends and show em our conversations and she is a cougar. She didnt give a fuck. She told me id NEVER get the pussy. Fuck it I told her id rather have 0.0000000001% of fucking her than blackmailing her and get 0%. Then she somehow was like "okay you will get it. AFTER i move". So I tried to make her fuck me now but she wouldnt. 
Accepted that I have to wait to the weekend after next and then go mental and fuck her into space. She then messaged me she wanted to fuck me while having a dildo in her ass and mouth. I liked it.

So as you can see the Review has been moved as well.

bahahahaha! She seems like she has some mental problems that need to be addressed.