Maximus -Random Rhymes Thread (updated daily)

[41OMaXiMuSRegistered Member]

Why do muslims think if you eat pork & bacon that you worship satan?
Doesn't it just mean theres a difference in the course we've taken?
Of course I'm blatant, I say what I think
But only got the nerve tah talk to the babes when I drink
They saying I'll sink but I always float in the horizons
My brain has no arms but it always seems tah be climbin
I aint sayin I'm perfect, or that others are worthless
But why the fuck does it matter who we worship?
Buddhist's and nudist's should all get a clue quick
If we don't come together we ain't never gonna do shit

lolol because nudism is a religion, right?

[41OMaXiMuSRegistered Member]

Imah wild boy, imah, imah wild boy
I really like footbal so I gave my child roids

[GangusKahnRegistered Member]

https://hopsinforums.forumotion.com/t1919-new-maximus-song

[41OMaXiMuSRegistered Member]

They sayin dat I'm da bomb
The way I'll transform the game they should name me Cybertron
Light da bong, time for me to write a song tah get righteous on
Imah come strong whether right or wrong when the fight is on

[41OMaXiMuSRegistered Member]

Yo I'm bored as fuck
I might go find a crackhouse and board it up...
While the inhabitants are inside and torch it up
They tried to get outta the door but I forced it shut
I was laughing as I burned it up with all the whores n sluts
I'm a morbid thug but I don't resort to guns
Still they sayin I'm a demon, I should fork my tongue

[41OMaXiMuSRegistered Member]

I said I'd update this daily, I lied you fucking faggots
I've been out selling this crack for cash tah stuff my mattress
No crack for real tho so I rap an ill flow
that'll smash ya ass like the heel of a steel toe
I'm real dope, synthetic powder
Injecting power in these pathetic cowards
Running rap laps like its the the athletic hour
Oh, a new GOW map pack I gotta get it, wowza!!

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