Hip-Hop's Illest lines

This chick better call Bevis, because I ain't getting nuttin' butt-head - Big L

Gimmie the choppa and I be hopped and ready to die let's go, with it I popped and I see you droppin' everyone in my retna.
Send me the docter that got the medical for death row for the nurses who purposely hurt mamma with TriLipono.
We told you motherfuckers that she was allergic he heard her slurred and her pancreatitis emerges.
Now I got you runnin' from curses and hearses, cause you like it certainly because you deserve it.

TBH.

STRANGEgenius wrote:Gimmie the choppa and I be hopped and ready to die let's go, with it I popped and I see you droppin' everyone in my retna.
Send me the docter that got the medical for death row for the nurses who purposely hurt mamma with TriLipono.
We told you motherfuckers that she was allergic he heard her slurred and her pancreatitis emerges.
Now I got you runnin' from curses and hearses, cause you like it certainly because you deserve it.

TBH.

Listening to too much Lynch, brotha.

Haters gon' hate, like Hilary Clinton when she was a candidate for Presidential State of being sexually gay, everyday.

"Pardon my Penmanship, my paragraph Pinpoint so/I hog tie'em, poke'em and prod'em and burn the joint slow

translated to english:

"Im still not satisfied before
You have my bat in your ass while Im thirst-punishing your throat"

&

"If I was my bitch would I shut up till I got asked
and suck dick even if it was full of shit"

"You can't add all the rhymes you had
Your mouth is a wound and your tongue is a scab
This is a concept the young mind doesn't grasp"

speakers get blown like candles on your b'day.

My killer Daytons can keep me crushin the competition
Comin correct when creatin the crazy composition
Cannibal character, Calico carrier, got a crooked copper missin
Cali killers on candid cock emissions
That was constant consonant wordplay-Crooked I

I'm with Allah 'cause he chose me, I broke into The Vatican, strangled The Pope with his rosary.

"Man created government
Government created law
Law creates corruption
Corruption creates wars" - Canibus

So don't step to this, cause I got a live crew
You might be kinda big but they make coffins yo' size too

- Big L "All Black"

I'm not the type to take sluts out, I just fuck they guts out
Get my nuts out, then break the fuck out

- Big L "All Black"

I jumped out the Lincoln, left him stinkin
Put his brains in the street
Now you can see what he was just thinkin

- Big L "Danger Zone"

I'm breakin hottie hearts, niggas drop when my shotty sparks
It ain't no food in my fridge; just body parts

- Big L "Danger Zone"

I'm known to have a hottie open, I keep the shottie smokin'
Front and get half the bones in your body broken

- Big L "Put it On"

I run with sturdy cliques I'm never hittin' dirty chicks
Got thirty-five bodies, buddy don't make it thirty-six

- Big L "Put it On"


I just got some sick lines from some of his most popular songs.
If you don't know Big L, you've been missing out.

Coolguy 127 wrote:So don't step to this, cause I got a live crew
You might be kinda big but they make coffins yo' size too

- Big L "All Black"

I'm not the type to take sluts out, I just fuck they guts out
Get my nuts out, then break the fuck out

- Big L "All Black"

I jumped out the Lincoln, left him stinkin
Put his brains in the street
Now you can see what he was just thinkin

- Big L "Danger Zone"

I'm breakin hottie hearts, niggas drop when my shotty sparks
It ain't no food in my fridge; just body parts

- Big L "Danger Zone"

I'm known to have a hottie open, I keep the shottie smokin'
Front and get half the bones in your body broken

- Big L "Put it On"

I run with sturdy cliques I'm never hittin' dirty chicks
Got thirty-five bodies, buddy don't make it thirty-six

- Big L "Put it On"


I just got some sick lines from some of his most popular songs.
If you don't know Big L, you've been missing out.

L is the king of punchlines.

Praise me when I'm dead, make bread when I'm breathing
Can't take it when I'm leaving
Judge me too quick, mistake me as a heathen
Because I had tools, moved weight, and was thieving
But I was broke, out the gate I was grieving
Had a cold heart cause my apartment was freezing

:datass: +rep +dap

you've been sleeping on me, time to shake the bed.

A tec-9 is my utencil, fillin' nigga's with so much lead they can use their dick for a pencil

Take that suit off, before I shoot off, and tear your roof off, leave your clothes bloody-red like the nose of Rudolph

Fucking punk you ain't a leader, nobody followed you, you was never shit your mother should've swallowed you

I'm placin' snitches inside lakes and ditches, and if I catch AIDS I'ma start rapin' bitches

I've got a left hook, that be leavin' guys knocked out, keep frontin', and I'm a choke you till your eyes pop out

most of these are from freestyles.

Poopin in the future, I gotta be on that next shit. - Godemis

"If Hip-Hop was a pussy I'll knock the linin' out"

Eminem's entire verse in Dead Wrong is pretty ill.

"There's several different levels of Devil worshipping
Horse's heads, human sacrifices, cannibalism, candles and exorcism
Animals, having sex with them, camels, mammals and rabbits
But I don't get into that, I kicked the habit"

Rest of the verse:

Spoiler:

think you hot shit, you nothing but a cold fart

Perfect Stranger wrote:

Coolguy 127 wrote:So don't step to this, cause I got a live crew
You might be kinda big but they make coffins yo' size too

- Big L "All Black"

I'm not the type to take sluts out, I just fuck they guts out
Get my nuts out, then break the fuck out

- Big L "All Black"

I jumped out the Lincoln, left him stinkin
Put his brains in the street
Now you can see what he was just thinkin

- Big L "Danger Zone"

I'm breakin hottie hearts, niggas drop when my shotty sparks
It ain't no food in my fridge; just body parts

- Big L "Danger Zone"

I'm known to have a hottie open, I keep the shottie smokin'
Front and get half the bones in your body broken

- Big L "Put it On"

I run with sturdy cliques I'm never hittin' dirty chicks
Got thirty-five bodies, buddy don't make it thirty-six

- Big L "Put it On"


I just got some sick lines from some of his most popular songs.
If you don't know Big L, you've been missing out.

L is the king of punchlines.

You can ask Beavis I get nothing Butt Head

iSigh wrote:"Forty-five calibre killer from out of the filler
Definitely going to show yall brothers how you not a gorilla
Smooth talking, fully automatic weapon concealer"-Black Thought

What songs that off?

Simple minded people always point the finger
To bring it to a close as if life is their role, their path
When all paths are intersections
It all depends on the persons perception
When I'm mad as fuck you get shot
And to some it's bad luck
I believe you held something back for too long
It grew strong
And energy has its own will
And people think they make music still
But music is there with out you or me we just manipulate
For better or worse so let it situate

I ain't taking crap from nobody like septic tank service workers on strike-The Jokerr

Talkin about who you gon squabble with and who you shoot
you're only 60 pounds when you're wet and wearin boots

I'm Eazy E I got bitches galore
you might have a lot of bitches
but I got much more