Hip-Hop's Illest lines

I made a thread about the best verses you've heard in hip-hop a while ago, so I figured I'd make one more accessible for readers (i.e. those who want to read something dope but not read an entire paragraph)

So I pose this question - What are some of the dopest lines you've ever heard? It could just be a dope punch line that makes the crowd go wild, it could be a meaningful lyric, it could be an emotional line that you can relate to or it could just be a clever line that makes you go "How'd he come up with that?"

Here are some of mine:

"I'm so fly I need a passport just to walk" - Canibus

"From metaphorical parables to fertilise the earth/Wicked niggas came, tryna burglarise the turf" - GZA

"On a man-made lake, there's a sheet of thin ice/Where unskilled skaters couldn't figure 8 twice" - GZA

"I switched my motto/Instead of saying fuck tomorrow/That buck that bought a bottle could've struck the lotto" - Nas

"Still get it poppin' without artist & repertoire/ Cause monch is a monarch only minus the A&R" - Pharoahe Monch

Now they got me on some supa’ dupa’ sicc shit, so I’mma cut up and stab the beat like a slab of meat with slick shit.

Wet like wonton soup. - Lil B

-Edited at Perfect Strangers discretion because he's Jewish and shit-

can we keep the trolling away for once, this could be a ILL thread.

When the mic sits upon my lips it come a crisis you better hide away.

Gimmie the choppa and I be hopped and ready to die let’s go, with it ready to pop and see droppin' every in my retinal.

Using women as a bait, and they face, fishscale!

When I was the oddest to demolish the hottest scholars.

LYRICAL FUCKING GOD, TECH N9NE.

"My flow sizzles, ya boy Hop go hard like some cold nipples" - Hopsin

"All the real G's move in silence like lasange" - Papoose

STRANGEgenius wrote:Now they got me on some supa’ dupa’ sicc shit, so I’mma cut up and stab the beat like a slab of meat with slick shit.

I love this one

(talks about hip hop)
Risin' to the top, I take a look around
And there I see 'em, actin' like a hooker now
They think they gettin' back
But what they don't know is the songs they sellin' wack
If they hustle, I wish they get back to sellin' crack
I wanna pack they CDs up and sell 'em back
I paid 12, just give me 7 back
I'll even take it back to the store and get it wrapped, yo

"I'm warning you/Me versus you, I'll hurt you/My balance enables me to square dance in a circle" - Canibus

.."And, everything's spinning. You're beginning to think women are swimmin in pink linen.
Again in the sink, then in a couple of minutes that bottle of Guinness is finished.
You are now allowed to officially slap bitches." MnM

"I make visuals for my visions, now they follow my rhymes"

'The one man on the planet that'll drive off of the Grand Canyon
Hop out of a Grand Am and land in it handstandin
Any man plannin to battle will get snatched out of his clothes
So fast it'll look like an invisible man standin'

Kamikaze wrote:'The one man on the planet that'll drive off of the Grand Canyon
Hop out of a Grand Am and land in it handstandin
Any man plannin to battle will get snatched out of his clothes
So fast it'll look like an invisible man standin'

He seriously makes some crazy shit. Not to mention the flow.

From newest album, you decide

"Go hard like I just seen some nipples on Beyonce, no disrespect to Hova but if I didn't I'd be beyond gay."-J.Cole

"But she wasnt kiddin like her fuckin tubes tied"- J.Cole

"Now I was dreamin bout a deal at the age of 13, I was hungry for them meals, I ain't talkin burger king.

The pretty boys had the hoes spent all day flirting, all they wanted was some waves like they fucking surfing,

Some of my niggaz in the ville all they did was serve feins, Fuck scales, I had skills spent all day rehearsing,

dont get it twisted I ain't hatin do ya thing, but me I was like a young simba couldn't wait to be the king!

witness the dream"- J.Cole

"This is where I keep my bars like bathtub edges" -Lupe Fiasco

anthonyFv wrote:"Go hard like I just seen some nipples on Beyonce, no disrespect to Hova but if I didn't I'd be beyond gay."-J.Cole

LMFAO

Chokey wrote:(talks about hip hop)
Risin' to the top, I take a look around
And there I see 'em, actin' like a hooker now
They think they gettin' back
But what they don't know is the songs they sellin' wack
If they hustle, I wish they get back to sellin' crack
I wanna pack they CDs up and sell 'em back
I paid 12, just give me 7 back
I'll even take it back to the store and get it wrapped, yo

A FUCKING LINE, YOU RETARD

LOL

"You beef wit me, I'ma even the score equally
Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legally"

No Roc Nation, no GOOD Music, but somehow I still rocked the nation with good music

"you should purposely misinturperet the 2nd amendment because I don't mean biceps when I mention i'm bearing arms."

"Fusion of the five elements to search for the higher intelligence/Women walk around celibant, livin' irrelevant" - RZA

I got blood on my hands and there's no remorse
I got blood on my dick cuz I fucked a corpse

DMX is crazy.

DMX is hella dope.

"What is another word for thesaurus" hahaha genius line