Shit

Man I am fuckin wasted....just left the bar....Drank a lot...fuck I'm spinning...thinking about weather or not I should head to the toilet...FUCK....wish I had some corn bread...I just took a pause from typing to take a sip of my Vodka-Sprite....wtf is goin on....If I keep drinkjing i feel fine, when I stop I start spinning....I can onlyi type....Dont ask stupid questiojns, and donnt buy drugs from shady fuckers...........Do you and I'll do me, I dont know why I'm typing this....Guess u can mark this down as a drunken who gives a fuck rant....I want to fuck Nicki Minaj in her ass....damn this vodka sprite is bomb as FUCK!>..............It takes a long time to type cause I gotta line up my fingers to my drunken keyboard and fix typos....this shit took too long to type....ok gonna pass out in my cmpt chair...afk

Nigga drunk.

OH, YOU!

hahahhaha oh shit, somebody took one too many shots at the bar. Atleast you made it home. About a year ago, I woke up in the field of a YMCA center at 3am in the morning. I was laying in the carcuss of a dead rabbit. Dead serious. I dunno wtf happened or how I got there, but apparantley I went into werewolf mode and started eating the wildlife lmfao. Bad Jose Cuervo, bad!

Wow wtf did I write....I woke up to like 50 emails as well....I was emailing people at 1am ... dont remember shit...definitely the drunkest I've ever been

^ lmao

Just went downstairs and found about a half gallon of vodka down to about 1/3 empty...How's that even possible? I swear to god I had like 10 drinks at the bar before that....what the fuck

damn son, u sound like me on one of my blackout nights. One time I drank 5 forties and some shots of greygoose and woke up in some chicks dorm room. It was the next morning and I was alone in the room and had no fucking clue where I was. Atleast the pictures of the girl in the room were hot so I didnt fuck some gross bitch lol