Re: Text Battles - Call somebody out

Sun 16 Sep 2012 - 22:04

Roflmfao

Sun 16 Sep 2012 - 22:53

btw morror = mirror

Mon 17 Sep 2012 - 2:22

Chokey wrote:btw morror = mirror

You know you can edit posts, right?

Mon 17 Sep 2012 - 5:03

King wrote:Im bored as hell and have nothing to do
Bring a cord, a bell and a bottle of glue
Tie it around chokeys neck until he turns blue
Glue the bell to the cord and watch him say mooo

Jeet wants to skeet- with strangeG- like an elite
They're at it for so long that they can't even feel their feet
compared to lil b their skills will deplete
Impaired with no teeth they can't eat much but D's

Like chef said- you better come all out wit
The heat before you fall out, the morgue route quick
You weak lines don't make me shiver much
The fuck that I don't even give a fuck about, don't give a fuck!
Is that real enough?
I'm so crazy I'll bust and spray heat 'round for enjoyment
So crazy I'll flush a baby down a toilet
Screw it I'll arrange peace just for more fun
My words run deeper than strangeG's lust for your mum
So you just better pray he doesn't bust for more cum
And as lame as that may seem
I fail at wack sixteens
And though this crap is clean
I get dirty like cash in streets
So check how I split this flow like rivers
Cuz now just 1 crip I know delivers

Wed 19 Sep 2012 - 22:42

I was born with a brain in my dick
So even from a youngster I knew how to get any chick
Only pretty ones not the chubby or thick
Always got hard as a brick
I tell you it was sick
Girls playing with my joystick
Math, 69, calculate, the answer is lick
Came there, came here, kids everywhere, fuck me
where's all my money? got broke because of alimony

Fri 5 Oct 2012 - 17:46

I used to be socially akward
Bitches ignored me, douchebags called me words
I was hurt
didn't gave fucks cause I've always had friend who also said fuck the world
laughed while we watched it burn down together, no matter the weather
It's only when girls are drunk I make vaginas giggle
And I can only hit ugly bitches? Why you think im single
Could maybe get a beautiful, pretty, smart and peronally unique
But imagine me doing shit for her? I would do everything for her
every second, every minute, every hour, every day, every week
I'd be her little dog, doing nasty stuff for her, call me freak
I know Im weak
Why do you think I stay single so I can bone brainless sluts?
Dont want a relationship, dont want to really talk to a girl,
cause as I said im socially akward you fucks!

Fri 5 Oct 2012 - 23:39

Chokey wrote:I used to be socially akward
Bitches ignored me, douchebags called me words
I was hurt
didn't gave fucks cause I've always had friend who also said fuck the world
laughed while we watched it burn down together, no matter the weather
It's only when girls are drunk I make vaginas giggle
And I can only hit ugly bitches? Why you think im single
Could maybe get a beautiful, pretty, smart and peronally unique
But imagine me doing shit for her? I would do everything for her
every second, every minute, every hour, every day, every week
I'd be her little dog, doing nasty stuff for her, call me freak
I know Im weak
Why do you think I stay single so I can bone brainless sluts?
Dont want a relationship, dont want to really talk to a girl,
cause as I said im socially akward you fucks!

Sat 6 Oct 2012 - 0:01

LOL, Chokey makes vaginas giggle
he also didn't give fucks

Sat 6 Oct 2012 - 2:12

mi annoio così im utilizzando Google Translate per scrivere cose che riesco a capire perché im così grande, sei un granello di sabbia che la domanda e comando leccare i capezzoli dell'uomo scimpanzé, si danza in un tootoo mentre lecca un po 'di poopoo

Sat 6 Oct 2012 - 11:26

Thu 11 Oct 2012 - 17:20

Fap Fap into a cats ass and toss the body in a nap sack
Then meet mah homie on the corner and trade him for a crack sack

Thu 11 Oct 2012 - 17:56

41OMaXiMuS wrote:Fap Fap into a cats ass and toss the body in a nap sack
Then meet mah homie on the corner and trade him for a crack sack

Go ask if your boy wants his half-track of crack back
Cause a cat? You had to be high already to smash that
And I can't believe you didn't even notice that the cat shat
next time, you should probably double-check before you tap that

Thu 11 Oct 2012 - 19:04

DGCK wrote:

41OMaXiMuS wrote:Fap Fap into a cats ass and toss the body in a nap sack
Then meet mah homie on the corner and trade him for a crack sack

Go ask if your boy wants his half-track of crack back
Cause a cat? You had to be high already to smash that
And I can't believe you didn't even notice that the cat shat
next time, you should probably double-check before you tap that

lmfao! that was really good.

Thu 11 Oct 2012 - 19:19

41OMaXiMuS wrote:

DGCK wrote:

41OMaXiMuS wrote:Fap Fap into a cats ass and toss the body in a nap sack
Then meet mah homie on the corner and trade him for a crack sack

Go ask if your boy wants his half-track of crack back
Cause a cat? You had to be high already to smash that
And I can't believe you didn't even notice that the cat shat
next time, you should probably double-check before you tap that

lmfao! that was really good.

BTW, I know DGCK is a real nigga just due to the fact he knows what a half-track is... he's hood educated like me. lol.

Thu 11 Oct 2012 - 19:26

41OMaXiMuS wrote:

DGCK wrote:

41OMaXiMuS wrote:Fap Fap into a cats ass and toss the body in a nap sack
Then meet mah homie on the corner and trade him for a crack sack

Go ask if your boy wants his half-track of crack back
Cause a cat? You had to be high already to smash that
And I can't believe you didn't even notice that the cat shat
next time, you should probably double-check before you tap that

lmfao! that was really good.

In a rectum and a pussy at the same time...
Now that would require a big shlong
But when I say you got a brown shaft, I'm not implying that your dick's long.

You should stop having so much anal sex with cats man.

Fri 12 Oct 2012 - 19:48

Bitches on my dick
HopNation on my dick 2
2 Chainzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!
Hopsin 5

Fri 12 Oct 2012 - 20:00

somebody text battle me. i dunno anybody on here yet to call them out

Fri 12 Oct 2012 - 20:35

SdoubleT wrote:somebody text battle me. i dunno anybody on here yet to call them out

Yo SdoubleT Ima call you out because I think your Zwis
Yeah Ima call you out for who you really is
Like Jokerr called out swizZz
you a motherf#$ing Sidekick
So watch out for I kick you a side
I got your girl that you were just callin wifey
But she said she wanna blow me cuz there ain't nobody like me
and last time she met him she said she really liked D
Like Buffallo Wild Wings in the bedroom, I keep it spicy
But fuck with me ima get a little fiesty
You asked for it
You got it
She asked for it
I bought it
She threw her ass to me
I caught it
.......................
Now I don't Smoke like Wiz, or Diz
But I bring those lines like Pac or Big
To end this beatin on a light note tho,
once again dope sig.
Dizzy

Fri 12 Oct 2012 - 20:39

I want to diss but i'm not in cahoots with anybody

Fri 12 Oct 2012 - 20:43

Royalty wrote:I want to diss but i'm not in cahoots with anybody

Your the lamest member on her tbh, come at me!
jk jk Hopsin 3

But you can go ahead and try me if you dare.lol

Fri 12 Oct 2012 - 21:26

anthonyFv wrote:

Royalty wrote:I want to diss but i'm not in cahoots with anybody

Your the lamest member on her tbh, come at me!
jk jk
But you can go ahead and try me if you dare.lol

So they call you Anthony?
Your just a hopsin fan too me.
Your style has less flavor than a watered down Fanta drink.
Stop wasting your time making a thread every second
And learn to type(lol) rhymes so they can be close to pleasant
The truth is your just a whack rappin neaderthall
Who my bars have endangered like a fresh set of panda balls

Fri 12 Oct 2012 - 21:35

Royalty wrote:

anthonyFv wrote:

Royalty wrote:I want to diss but i'm not in cahoots with anybody

Your the lamest member on her tbh, come at me!
jk jk
But you can go ahead and try me if you dare.lol

So they call you Anthony?
Your just a hopsin fan too me.
Your style has less flavor than a watered down Fanta drink.
Stop wasting your time making a thread every second
And learn to type(lol) rhymes so they can be close to pleasant
The truth is your just a whack rappin neaderthall
Who my bars have endangered like a fresh set of panda balls

Now Im not gonna lie that wase dope,
but while you was rappin, you must have slipped up and dropped the soap
cuz Im bout to cum at your ass
faster than a Tech n9ne Rap on a Cheetahs back
Now I know that rhyme was cheesy, but it wasn't wack
because while you was callin it cheezy, you played into my wordplay
Im talkin bout Cheetohs boy!
And im just playin with these rhymes
You got children rhyme lines
better go and get your ass a toy
to keep you occupied
like wall street
Remember at the beginning when I said I was cummin for your ass...............
Well that was my long skeet.
Thats right I nutted on the beat.
Now go to sleep
No really grab a sheet, its passed your bed time young man. Hopsin 6

Fri 12 Oct 2012 - 21:54

My last diss was short, kinda like your penis.
If dick sizes were numerical mine would equal the post count of strange genius.
Enough about men let's talk about vagina.
Like when i shot cum in your mom with my tec nina.
Yes. That's what i named my dick.
But she didn't complain when she slurped it up like nesqik
Gross. This is gettin kinda nasty.
Now i'm done, this was fun, just know you'll never pass me.

Fri 12 Oct 2012 - 22:01

Royalty wrote:My last diss was short, kinda like your penis.
If dick sizes were numerical mine would equal the post count of strange genius.
Enough about men let's talk about vagina.
Like when i shot cum in your mom with my tec nina.
Yes. That's what i named my dick.
But she didn't complain when she slurped it up like nesqik
Gross. This is gettin kinda nasty.
Now i'm done, this was fun, just know you'll never pass me.

Good game.
by the way I won. Hopsin 3

EDIT: I gotta admit, that second line was dope Hopsin 6

Fri 12 Oct 2012 - 22:07

anthonyFv wrote:

Royalty wrote:My last diss was short, kinda like your penis.
If dick sizes were numerical mine would equal the post count of strange genius.
Enough about men let's talk about vagina.
Like when i shot cum in your mom with my tec nina.
Yes. That's what i named my dick.
But she didn't complain when she slurped it up like nesqik
Gross. This is gettin kinda nasty.
Now i'm done, this was fun, just know you'll never pass me.

Good game.
by the way I won.
EDIT: I gotta admit, that second line was dope

Haha i was pretty proud of it, and how could you tell i was young?