Text Battles - Call somebody out

dcan wrote:

dcan wrote:This shit is so hilarious,
couldn't pay me like some therapist
listening to all these bullshit lines
drier than the Sahara is.
Chokey, cmon ovey,
come and let me get a pokey,
fuck you verbally so hard
leave you screaming "DCAN OWNED ME"
Moving on to Grandwho?
Moving on to Grandmaster?
Nah, more like grand-disaster
"rhymes" opposite of faster
You couldn't catch the turtle
by a hare if you had forever after.
Hey Always Raw, did you catch that?
Worse punches than a fool like riff raff.
Cook your ass up using all of hops pans
Turn the volume up, funk it, listen!
This is a call out brought to the table by D
Can everyone turn it the fuck up for me?
I think I beat the game fair, sufficed for your needs
Declare myself winner of this battle shit, king.

Quoting because AlwaysRaw, Chokey, and Grandmaster haven't replied. I guess I knocked out all three of you in the first round.

You never replied to my diss against you?

It's time you know the real spittah
That good white boy evolved into a cheetah
Your bars are weak with no content
Mine faze your mind and are potent
Like Lucifer that fell down from heaven
I got no forgiveness am black inside like a raven
You'll wonder dam, is he crazy?
Yes, Im crazy, when I spit bars it makes me a little hazy
Blood rushes to my head and I start to think black
I want to assault and rip your head off your fucking neck.
I feel you gays
Can't rap well during the holidays
Im calling G-mo Skee
He'll tie you up and rape your gay ass for free.


I'm not a rapper, but fuck it. Anyone can go and reply to this, I'll get back at ya soon. ;)

dcan wrote: Quoting because AlwaysRaw, Chokey, and Grandmaster haven't replied. I guess I knocked out all three of you in the first round.

Sorry I didn't reply sooner. I was just busy
ignoring you because your rhymes were shitty
it was funny when you came up trying to diss me

but you're better of going at Chokey
instead of bringing us all in because you're so lonely

actin all damn tough
i don't give a damn fuck
you left me askin "will the real shady stand up?"

Kitzk wrote:It's time you know the real spittah
That good white boy evolved into a cheetah
Your bars are weak with no content
Mine faze your mind and are potent
Like Lucifer that fell down from heaven
I got no forgiveness am black inside like a raven
You'll wonder dam, is he crazy?
Yes, Im crazy, when I spit bars it makes me a little hazy
Blood rushes to my head and I start to think black
I want to assault and rip your head off your fucking neck.
I feel you gays
Can't rap well during the holidays
Im calling G-mo Skee
He'll tie you up and rape your gay ass for free.


I'm not a rapper, but fuck it. Anyone can go and reply to this, I'll get back at ya soon. ;)

first rap? I wish you didn't try it out
because now I have to give you something to cry about
i was born to scorch queers
i haven't given fucks for four or more years
thank god it's a TEXT battle because i'm sure you'd bore ears.

(if you read, you'll notice the last few syllables rhymed in each line. )

I call out this guy in my school who calls himself "Riggy M"

[Verse 1]
Riggy M, he claims he rolls around town
apparently be smoking that stem, but he looks like he feels down
Probably because of all the shit he be missing
I'll get the gun out of your gamer tag and snipe you with it
Claiming to be a gangster, but you ain't shit
Getting arrested by the cops? better look around before you trip
Fuck, you claim you changing rap? Nah, That's Hop.
Better stop claiming the thug life before you get dropped

Lol this paragraph I wrote in grade 5 or 6 (2006 - 2008). I called out lil wayne on this. It is so childish when I look back at it. I rhymed every last word in each sentence. Of course I got a lot of hate because of it. Cuz' everyone liked wayne at that time. Which is why I had very few but loyal friends. Here's what I wrote.

Lil Wayne's a foo,
I'ma steal his shoe,
and stuff it with poo,
and prolly' give it back for a buck or two,
then he'll wear it and scream out EWWW!!!

What would you rate this diss. Considering I was in 6th grade at that time.

AlwaysRaw wrote:

Kitzk wrote:It's time you know the real spittah
That good white boy evolved into a cheetah
Your bars are weak with no content
Mine faze your mind and are potent
Like Lucifer that fell down from heaven
I got no forgiveness am black inside like a raven
You'll wonder dam, is he crazy?
Yes, Im crazy, when I spit bars it makes me a little hazy
Blood rushes to my head and I start to think black
I want to assault and rip your head off your fucking neck.
I feel you gays
Can't rap well during the holidays
Im calling G-mo Skee
He'll tie you up and rape your gay ass for free.


I'm not a rapper, but fuck it. Anyone can go and reply to this, I'll get back at ya soon. ;)

first rap? I wish you didn't try it out
because now I have to give you something to cry about
i was born to scorch queers
i haven't given fucks for four or more years
thank god it's a TEXT battle because i'm sure you'd bore ears.

(if you read, you'll notice the last few syllables rhymed in each line. )

i liked it til you decided to point out the multiple syllable thing? i do that in all my songs and never point it out.. you let the idiots figure it out

Coolguy 127 wrote:Lol this paragraph I wrote in grade 5 or 6 (2006 - 2008). I called out lil wayne on this. It is so childish when I look back at it. I rhymed every last word in each sentence. Of course I got a lot of hate because of it. Cuz' everyone liked wayne at that time. Which is why I had very few but loyal friends. Here's what I wrote.

Lil Wayne's a foo,
I'ma steal his shoe,
and stuff it with poo,
and prolly' give it back for a buck or two,
then he'll wear it and scream out EWWW!!!

What would you rate this diss. Considering I was in 6th grade at that time.

In 6th grade I could of thought of way more advanced rhyming words.

Coolguy 127 wrote:Lol this paragraph I wrote in grade 5 or 6 (2006 - 2008). I called out lil wayne on this. It is so childish when I look back at it. I rhymed every last word in each sentence. Of course I got a lot of hate because of it. Cuz' everyone liked wayne at that time. Which is why I had very few but loyal friends. Here's what I wrote.

Lil Wayne's a foo,
I'ma steal his shoe,
and stuff it with poo,
and prolly' give it back for a buck or two,
then he'll wear it and scream out EWWW!!!

What would you rate this diss. Considering I was in 6th grade at that time.

Unless, you were an dyslexic 6th grader, that was awful.

every girl I ever knew have ignored me
got so little pussy the christian parents adored me
but with time masturbating bored me
so I started go hunting
see.. to me forced sex is a fun thing
I like darkness, I like places god doesnt show his face
I like shadows and no one even knows my place
A bit of chloroform, a rope and if the bitch screams I got tape
I want her to yell so I can punch her, I want her to cry, I want to rape
And if she doesn't bleed
I does not satisfy my need

btw i was talking about all of your moms

fxtdiilz wrote:

AlwaysRaw wrote:

Kitzk wrote:It's time you know the real spittah
That good white boy evolved into a cheetah
Your bars are weak with no content
Mine faze your mind and are potent
Like Lucifer that fell down from heaven
I got no forgiveness am black inside like a raven
You'll wonder dam, is he crazy?
Yes, Im crazy, when I spit bars it makes me a little hazy
Blood rushes to my head and I start to think black
I want to assault and rip your head off your fucking neck.
I feel you gays
Can't rap well during the holidays
Im calling G-mo Skee
He'll tie you up and rape your gay ass for free.


I'm not a rapper, but fuck it. Anyone can go and reply to this, I'll get back at ya soon. ;)

first rap? I wish you didn't try it out
because now I have to give you something to cry about
i was born to scorch queers
i haven't given fucks for four or more years
thank god it's a TEXT battle because i'm sure you'd bore ears.

(if you read, you'll notice the last few syllables rhymed in each line. )

i liked it til you decided to point out the multiple syllable thing? i do that in all my songs and never point it out.. you let the idiots figure it out

Well yea, it's just harder to tell on here because it's being read not said out loud.

Perfect Stranger wrote:

Coolguy 127 wrote:Lol this paragraph I wrote in grade 5 or 6 (2006 - 2008). I called out lil wayne on this. It is so childish when I look back at it. I rhymed every last word in each sentence. Of course I got a lot of hate because of it. Cuz' everyone liked wayne at that time. Which is why I had very few but loyal friends. Here's what I wrote.

Lil Wayne's a foo,
I'ma steal his shoe,
and stuff it with poo,
and prolly' give it back for a buck or two,
then he'll wear it and scream out EWWW!!!

What would you rate this diss. Considering I was in 6th grade at that time.

Unless, you were an dyslexic 6th grader, that was awful.

Lol. English wasn't my strongest subject at that time and I didn't spend more than 2 minutes writing it.

Chokey wrote:every girl I ever knew have ignored me
got so little pussy the christian parents adored me
but with time masturbating bored me
so I started go hunting
see.. to me forced sex is a fun thing
I like darkness, I like places god doesnt show his face
I like shadows and no one even knows my place
A bit of chloroform, a rope and if the bitch screams I got tape
I want her to yell so I can punch her, I want her to cry, I want to rape
And if she doesn't bleed
I does not satisfy my need

btw i was talking about all of your moms

Thats disgusting because shit like that is a reality to alot of people.. dont joke bout it and shit

fxtdiilz wrote:

Chokey wrote:every girl I ever knew have ignored me
got so little pussy the christian parents adored me
but with time masturbating bored me
so I started go hunting
see.. to me forced sex is a fun thing
I like darkness, I like places god doesnt show his face
I like shadows and no one even knows my place
A bit of chloroform, a rope and if the bitch screams I got tape
I want her to yell so I can punch her, I want her to cry, I want to rape
And if she doesn't bleed
I does not satisfy my need

btw i was talking about all of your moms

Thats disgusting because shit like that is a reality to alot of people.. dont joke bout it and shit

I take rape very serious

Chokey wrote:

fxtdiilz wrote:

Chokey wrote:every girl I ever knew have ignored me
got so little pussy the christian parents adored me
but with time masturbating bored me
so I started go hunting
see.. to me forced sex is a fun thing
I like darkness, I like places god doesnt show his face
I like shadows and no one even knows my place
A bit of chloroform, a rope and if the bitch screams I got tape
I want her to yell so I can punch her, I want her to cry, I want to rape
And if she doesn't bleed
I does not satisfy my need

btw i was talking about all of your moms

Thats disgusting because shit like that is a reality to alot of people.. dont joke bout it and shit

I take rape very serious

Chokey, where you touched as a kid?

Grandmaster wrote:

Chokey wrote:

fxtdiilz wrote:

Chokey wrote:every girl I ever knew have ignored me
got so little pussy the christian parents adored me
but with time masturbating bored me
so I started go hunting
see.. to me forced sex is a fun thing
I like darkness, I like places god doesnt show his face
I like shadows and no one even knows my place
A bit of chloroform, a rope and if the bitch screams I got tape
I want her to yell so I can punch her, I want her to cry, I want to rape
And if she doesn't bleed
I does not satisfy my need

btw i was talking about all of your moms

Thats disgusting because shit like that is a reality to alot of people.. dont joke bout it and shit

I take rape very serious

Chokey, where you touched as a kid?

by whom and where?

fxtdiilz wrote:

Chokey wrote:every girl I ever knew have ignored me
got so little pussy the christian parents adored me
but with time masturbating bored me
so I started go hunting
see.. to me forced sex is a fun thing
I like darkness, I like places god doesnt show his face
I like shadows and no one even knows my place
A bit of chloroform, a rope and if the bitch screams I got tape
I want her to yell so I can punch her, I want her to cry, I want to rape
And if she doesn't bleed
I does not satisfy my need

btw i was talking about all of your moms

Thats disgusting because shit like that is a reality to alot of people.. dont joke bout it and shit

You must be new to the forums. This is Chokey.

Coolguy 127 wrote:

Perfect Stranger wrote:

Coolguy 127 wrote:Lol this paragraph I wrote in grade 5 or 6 (2006 - 2008). I called out lil wayne on this. It is so childish when I look back at it. I rhymed every last word in each sentence. Of course I got a lot of hate because of it. Cuz' everyone liked wayne at that time. Which is why I had very few but loyal friends. Here's what I wrote.

Lil Wayne's a foo,
I'ma steal his shoe,
and stuff it with poo,
and prolly' give it back for a buck or two,
then he'll wear it and scream out EWWW!!!

What would you rate this diss. Considering I was in 6th grade at that time.

Unless, you were an dyslexic 6th grader, that was awful.

Lol. English wasn't my strongest subject at that time and I didn't spend more than 2 minutes writing it.

Again, dude.
Most rappers - even at that age - can write half a page in two minuets, maybe even a whole page.

Perfect Stranger wrote:

Coolguy 127 wrote:

Perfect Stranger wrote:

Coolguy 127 wrote:Lol this paragraph I wrote in grade 5 or 6 (2006 - 2008). I called out lil wayne on this. It is so childish when I look back at it. I rhymed every last word in each sentence. Of course I got a lot of hate because of it. Cuz' everyone liked wayne at that time. Which is why I had very few but loyal friends. Here's what I wrote.

Lil Wayne's a foo,
I'ma steal his shoe,
and stuff it with poo,
and prolly' give it back for a buck or two,
then he'll wear it and scream out EWWW!!!

What would you rate this diss. Considering I was in 6th grade at that time.

Unless, you were an dyslexic 6th grader, that was awful.

Lol. English wasn't my strongest subject at that time and I didn't spend more than 2 minutes writing it.

Again, dude.
Most rappers - even at that age - can write half a page in two minuets, maybe even a whole page.

tbh

Chokey wrote:every girl I ever knew have ignored me
got so little pussy the christian parents adored me
but with time masturbating bored me
so I started go hunting
see.. to me forced sex is a fun thing
I like darkness, I like places god doesnt show his face
I like shadows and no one even knows my place
A bit of chloroform, a rope and if the bitch screams I got tape
I want her to yell so I can punch her, I want her to cry, I want to rape
And if she doesn't bleed
I does not satisfy my need

btw i was talking about all of your moms

Ok. Time to bitch slap this punk ass
I see yall complaining so I'll throw him through the glass
To fall fast and have flash backs of his criminal past
Can't laugh, that's cause I hit you to hard ripped through by shards and be eating the grass
I bury you, eat dirt see you're not worth the lighter fluid spilled.
I had to use some cheaper things to get you killed.
If I spend my two cents to buy me a bullet it's over priced and not right for the trigger when I pull it.
So instead I'm hit you in the head. Drag your ass up mountain and drag it back down then. Back to the top, catch you when you drop, and then speedy gonzalez Imma crack you on a rock
Your weak talk got got and you don't wanna play.
And the crowd flippin out since you so half baked
So come back at me if you motherfuckin dare
but be ready to get fucked, I cum prepared.

Oh look, another wack teen and his name is Vaxine
Bitch, I'll leave you wit a slashed spleen if you wanna act mean
And I ain't talkin bout a fags dream when I say you'll get your ass creamed
You think you can rap? Please. You'll never stack G's when you lack steez

41OMaXiMuS wrote:Oh look, another wack teen and his name is Vaxine
Bitch, I'll leave you wit a slashed spleen if you wanna act mean
And I ain't talkin bout a fags dream when I say you'll get your ass creamed
You think you can rap? Please. You'll never stack G's when you lack steez

This kid tryna act hard
Callin me out as a faggot but then showin his cards
Want to put his little hotdog where the sun don't shine
Yeah, I'm gay, in this fanasty in your mind.

vaxine19 wrote:

Chokey wrote:every girl I ever knew have ignored me
got so little pussy the christian parents adored me
but with time masturbating bored me
so I started go hunting
see.. to me forced sex is a fun thing
I like darkness, I like places god doesnt show his face
I like shadows and no one even knows my place
A bit of chloroform, a rope and if the bitch screams I got tape
I want her to yell so I can punch her, I want her to cry, I want to rape
And if she doesn't bleed
I does not satisfy my need

btw i was talking about all of your moms

Ok. Time to bitch slap this punk ass
I see yall complaining so I'll throw him through the glass
To fall fast and have flash backs of his criminal past
Can't laugh, that's cause I hit you to hard ripped through by shards and be eating the grass
I bury you, eat dirt see you're not worth the lighter fluid spilled.
I had to use some cheaper things to get you killed.
If I spend my two cents to buy me a bullet it's over priced and not right for the trigger when I pull it.
So instead I'm hit you in the head. Drag your ass up mountain and drag it back down then. Back to the top, catch you when you drop, and then speedy gonzalez Imma crack you on a rock
Your weak talk got got and you don't wanna play.
And the crowd flippin out since you so half baked
So come back at me if you motherfuckin dare
but be ready to get fucked, I cum prepared.

if you slap my bitch ass
I expect you to pay cash
So I atleast can take your sister out eating pretending to be a nice guy
before showing my real face, spitting her in the mouth, hand goes downsouth, you need to go because whatever? nice try
and these new boys be like
"fuck you chokey youre a douchebag youre SO disgutsting leave the forum"
I like the hate you guys have thats the only thing about you I adore n'
If I had 2 cents, I could buy your mother and sister and still pay some of your fucking rents
but if I had 2 chainz I would strangle them both, its not rape if they dont say no, take them to the mountain and no sign of them remains
I have what it contains
To dare facing you eye to eye
Compared to real life on this forum Ima real nice guy
not afraid to die
Multiple times tried to enter the pain olympics just to try
and I bet most of you fucks now sits and think "why chokey, why?"
well I "cum" prepared as well
only sad and sick stories to tell
so twisted and disturbing they threw me back to earth from hell
im crazy im raw im fucking hardcore
thats why there's only semen and blood all over the floor

Chokey wrote:if you slap my bitch ass
I expect you to pay cash
So I atleast can take your sister out eating pretending to be a nice guy
before showing my real face, spitting her in the mouth, hand goes downsouth, you need to go because whatever? nice try
and these new boys be like
"fuck you chokey youre a douchebag youre SO disgutsting leave the forum"
I like the hate you guys have thats the only thing about you I adore n'
If I had 2 cents, I could buy your mother and sister and still pay some of your fucking rents
but if I had 2 chainz I would strangle them both, its not rape if they dont say no, take them to the mountain and no sign of them remains
I have what it contains
To dare facing you eye to eye
Compared to real life on this forum Ima real nice guy
not afraid to die
Multiple times tried to enter the pain olympics just to try
and I bet most of you fucks now sits and think "why chokey, why?"
well I "cum" prepared as well
only sad and sick stories to tell
so twisted and disturbing they threw me back to earth from hell
im crazy im raw im fucking hardcore
thats why there's only semen and blood all over the floor

Is kid is just laughable stories to tell
Check my picture, you a demon I'm send you to hell
Talkin' bout what he gon' to sis and my mom's
They ud slap you so hard they'd knock yo head off your spine
Offering to sell what he admits is bitch ass
I guess that makes you a pimp? So forward, I'll pass.
Cross your ass up with my lyrical jabs
That's a technical foul for not checking me back.
Thinks he can fucking get gruesome and that's sposed to phase me?
You the link in them chains that's gon' break when I sneeze
Pain Olympics you came into this bitch I guess you finely made it
I'm sayin' your lines are so thin that I they're serrated
Which would be just great but you forgot to bring the steel
See these steely iron plates charges serve you your meal
You gon eat all those words just to see how they feel
Just to cut yo shit up that's how I kill an emcee
You can look in my eyes to see how hard I am
Just promise not to get hard too faggot damn
I can tell that he mad you know I succeed
Blood and semen? He cutting! Bleed this bitch bleed
Vaxine? Ain't you sposed to be the one healing?
Nah I stick you with needles yeah the shit's irony
Get it? Blood's ironny. He shits his drawers when he sees me
And since he's so flaming you know there's blood in it
And you know I don't mean fire since I never lit it
Plus he's all into my sister and admits that he's cheap
Which means he's feeding into my previous reamings
And then volunteers to go where I'll kill him
And bring my accomplice, man, what a beginner!

Turn around twice, you see me then you dont
pass me that knife, you see me then you wont
Im not an expert, but ill defeat your dome with an excerpt
I know you neck hurts from all that excess work, with some desk clerks

im blurring your vision while spurring precision, look at my mission
im here for bear kicking, your here for spare fisting
look how your eyes glisten, you must be in distress

listen kid stop ejaculating in my lawn
you're aggravating and your lacking action in the palm
the plants take action and start wrapping you with all the harm
infact I rapped this in the future where im 90 strong


Last edited by GrandpaKing on Fri Feb 09, 2084 2:19 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : some whippersnapper violated my new lawn)