Chick Grabs A Sharks Dick...
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Chick Grabs A Sharks Dick...
Fri 18 Nov 2011 - 18:46
lmao @ how she's like "it's a male" - no shit bitch, your grabbing his fucking dick!
Re: Chick Grabs A Sharks Dick...
Fri 18 Nov 2011 - 18:55
Hahaha I'm just imagining this situation from the Sharks perspective. He's swimming along doing his thing, and then a bunch of humans grab him and pull him onto shore. They proceed to flip him over and grab his dick...
Shark: "Well I'm either about to get a blowjob, or have my dick cut off. BLOWJOB PLEEEEEEEAAAAASE!!!"
Shark: "Well I'm either about to get a blowjob, or have my dick cut off. BLOWJOB PLEEEEEEEAAAAASE!!!"
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Re: Chick Grabs A Sharks Dick...
Fri 18 Nov 2011 - 19:49
So the Shark just received a handjob from a Whale?
Luckily for the Whale, Mr. Shark is not interspecies racist.
Luckily for the Whale, Mr. Shark is not interspecies racist.
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Re: Chick Grabs A Sharks Dick...
Fri 18 Nov 2011 - 20:04
Lmfao, word. Was is necessary to tug on it? Smh.
Re: Chick Grabs A Sharks Dick...
Fri 18 Nov 2011 - 20:07
Yeah I mean it's okay to point it out and show people that Sharks have penises... I guess. But there was no need to grab on it and tug it like it's a fucking cow utter. lmao
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Re: Chick Grabs A Sharks Dick...
Fri 18 Nov 2011 - 20:10
lmfao, dumb slut.
Re: Chick Grabs A Sharks Dick...
Fri 18 Nov 2011 - 21:40
She gonna go back to her house tonight and strange is gonna be laying on her bed wearing a sharksuit with his dick in the air. FACT.
Re: Chick Grabs A Sharks Dick...
Fri 18 Nov 2011 - 21:45
410MaXiMuS wrote:She gonna go back to her house tonight and strange is gonna be laying on her bed wearing a sharksuit with his dick in the air. FACT.
Making shark noises?
Swarf
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Re: Chick Grabs A Sharks Dick...
Sat 19 Nov 2011 - 2:21
GangusKahn wrote:410MaXiMuS wrote:She gonna go back to her house tonight and strange is gonna be laying on her bed wearing a sharksuit with his dick in the air. FACT.
Making shark noises?
Swarf
howd yu guys know?
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Re: Chick Grabs A Sharks Dick...
Sat 19 Nov 2011 - 2:53
Well I heard before of a woman who sticked snake heads up her vag.. true story.
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Re: Chick Grabs A Sharks Dick...
Sat 19 Nov 2011 - 6:49
lmfao. the fuck ^
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Re: Chick Grabs A Sharks Dick...
Sat 19 Nov 2011 - 9:27
WHY THE FUCK THEY PUT HIM BACK IN THE RIVER???!!!
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Re: Chick Grabs A Sharks Dick...
Sat 19 Nov 2011 - 9:38
I wonder if she came when she felt that cock.
Re: Chick Grabs A Sharks Dick...
Mon 21 Nov 2011 - 15:12
Jake The Dog wrote:I wonder if she came when she felt that cock.
Haha she definitely looked like she enjoyed it. She probably has some secret contraption to hold the shark in place while she plays with it's dick. Dat bish cray.
Re: Chick Grabs A Sharks Dick...
Mon 21 Nov 2011 - 15:52
AwesomeMan0710 wrote:WHY THE FUCK THEY PUT HIM BACK IN THE RIVER???!!!
Where else would they put it
Re: Chick Grabs A Sharks Dick...
Mon 21 Nov 2011 - 15:55
GangusKahn wrote:AwesomeMan0710 wrote:WHY THE FUCK THEY PUT HIM BACK IN THE RIVER???!!!
Where else would they put it
A space shuttle... and launch him at the sun, obviously.
Re: Chick Grabs A Sharks Dick...
Mon 21 Nov 2011 - 16:01
410MaXiMuS wrote:GangusKahn wrote:AwesomeMan0710 wrote:WHY THE FUCK THEY PUT HIM BACK IN THE RIVER???!!!
Where else would they put it
A space shuttle... and launch him at the sun, obviously.
I doubt a shark could.......oh shi
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Re: Chick Grabs A Sharks Dick...
Mon 21 Nov 2011 - 20:23
fucking lold.
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