Make your own SwizZz punchline!

Have you ever wanted to be able to make your own punchlines in the style of SwizZz, straight from your living room? Well, now you can! This thread will show you how.

Let's start by looking at some classic examples:

SwizZz wrote: My swagger makes your girl want to cut, like upper.

SwizZz wrote:We're 'bout to blow up like a doll, little nigga don't get involved. 

SwizZz wrote:Turn the volume to the max and we can knock it like madness.

So what is the secret behind these genious lyrics, you ask? Let me break it down to you:

1. First, you pick an object or a phrase consisting of two words.
   
2. Then you SwizZzilate the phrase by adding "like" between the words. You might possibly have to use "it like" for the punchline to be optimal.
   
3. Last, you just come up with some context fitting the line you have created.
   

Let me demonstrate:

1. Phrase: Chocolate milk.
   
2. SwizZzilation: Milk it like chocolate.
   
3. Context: I'll put her nipple in my mouth and milk it like chocolate.
   

Another:

1. Phrase: Traffic light.
   
2. SwizZzilation: Light it like traffic. 
   
3. Context: Put a firework in her ass and light it like traffic.
   

So what are you waiting for? Create your own punchline and
post it like office!

I'll punch you like party drink
I'll fuck you like I want you to go away
:D this is easy lol

my farts kill like norway.

I got the key like a chain.

I call the bull like olay

I keep it mental like brain

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Edit: I actually think I did better than swizZz 

I'm on top like desk. 

hahah, Idk what to do so I just looked at my desktop

Hopped up in my car (swag) then I drop my roof 
Wet like wonton soup. That's just how I do (swag)
Then I park my car, then I fuck your bitch
Eat that wonton soup wet like wonton soup