First time you got high?

Any funny stories about getting high? I just smoked for the first time last week.

It was just me and my girlfriend. We smoked some sativa weed from a bowl in the middle of the woods at like 11 at night. Cold as fuck. Anyway, after like 5-10 minutes of taking hits I didn't feel high. She told me "Just get up and walk around, you'll be able to notice". I got up and started walking and I didn't feel much different. So I sat back down and made a fire in this tire we found. I finally realized I was high when I couldn't make my eyes any wider than then already were lol. I got really angry for some reason and I stood up and started throwing shit on the ground and she was just chilling there calm as fuck. I layed down on the floor and covered my head and was just yelling to myself. I was in major denial and kept saying "No, I'm not high" and was just SO paranoid. Whenever she laughed at me I kept getting more paranoid. It was just frightening haha. She was like "Can we go back to your house? it's getting really cold" and then I realized I couldn't feel the coldness so I was just like whatever. It felt like it took hours to get out of those woods when in reality it probably took about 2 minutes. As we were walking back to my house in the dark and she was talking and answering my paranoid questions, I told her how she was like in the little narrator in the corner of video games. As we got on my street I just couldn't stand so I just sat down and told her to text my friend and tell him how high I was. I couldn't even fucking do it myself. As we got to my house, we sat on the couch and watched TV. But it was weird.. I felt like there were parts of the show that I've seen and other parts I haven't seen. She asked if I was hungry and I wasn't for some reason. Not even thirsty. I thought if I ate food or drank anything, it was poisoned and was gonna kill me. I went downstairs to tell my brother how I felt and he said my eyes looked like the back lights on a car. I came back upstairs with a tissue box on my foot and told her it was my new shoe. I couldn't find my other shoe after that and I started freaking out more. I got back on my couch with her and we started making out but I almost wasn't able to and my mouth was too dry anyway so I told her I was gonna "moisturize my mouth". I went to the kitchen and got a glass of water and put it in my mouth and spit it back out in the sink. I was NOT gonna ingest anything lmfao. Everything else after that I can't really remember but I know we both fell asleep still high at like 1:10 AM.

Did she put a stick in your vagina

Bottom Bitch wrote:Did she put a stick in your vagina

A few times

Next time smoke upside down and you will get anti-high, don't believe me?

Try it.

I haven't smoked weed but I did have an experience with it. Last month, after skipping detention, the next day, I had to help the janitor clean up the outside of the school, after school. As I was picking up the litter, I literally found a bag of weed. I looked back to see if the janitor was looking, and he was, so we kind of had an awkward staredown, then he finally told me to throw it out and I did.

Like last month i didnt have school on a monday or something. My friend just skipped and we bought 5 or 6 g's and got high all day. After we left the first place that we blazed at  we were walking down the street and I could see and make out objects but everything was in different shades of purple. My heart was beating slow and everytime my heart beat my vision went black for a second. All of a sudden i just fell sideways onto the sidewalk, while walking. When i fell it felt slowmotion. Then I got up and was really chill for the rest of the day. Kept smoking all day too, probably my best high after that.

Coolguy 127 wrote:I haven't smoked weed but I did have an experience with it. Last month, after skipping detention, the next day, I had to help the janitor clean up the outside of the school, after school. As I was picking up the litter, I literally found a bag of weed. I looked back to see if the janitor was looking, and he was, so we kind of had an awkward staredown, then he finally told me to throw it out and I did.

Did he also try to stick his dick in your runty asshole? I bet you eyefucked the shit out of that dirty old mexican.

I hate this thread so much. Are you guys like 14? Fuck off.

41OMaXiMuS wrote:I hate this thread so much. Are you guys like 14? Fuck off.

Yes hahahaha.

Fucking druggards.

I wish I could be cool like you guys but I'm too scared to start injecting marijuanas just yet

You guys are some pussies, I only do real shit when it goes directly into my skin. 


No but really, drugs kill.

it's Dizzy Wrights fault. Hopsin should've never signed him

DRUGGS R 4 THUGZZ GUIS DON DO EET

i remember a time i got high and thought a needle in the wall would come at me (bro). I was drunk too tho but still. the fucking needle dared me!

Heheh I knew sb was gonna start such topic sooner or later. Well since I grew up in a kinda pathological nieghbourhood I've had a lot of experience with drugs and drug environment in general. I smoked weed on daily basis for over 12 years also got hooked to amphetamine, popped extasy and some acid too. i don't even remember my first time, it was so long ago.


Now I've been totally clean for many years and I feel no urge whatsoever to take any drugs (I drink alcohol and smoke fucking cigarettes though like everybody else). I must stress one thing though - I kicked weed in one week without any problems but i can't successfully kick cigarettes, I've been trying for 5 years, this shit is extremely addictive.


One more thing, being sober is the best state of mind a human can have - no doubt about that but i don't ostracize people who experiment with drugs coz i myself was a restless spirit and I know lots of people who were really deep into hard drugs but finally found their way out and now have jobs, families, normal lives.

Jeet wrote:I wish I could be cool like you guys but I'm too scared to start injecting marijuanas just yet

As much as the sentiment is true, you yourself smoke weed so condemning other people for doing it no matter what age is a tad hypocritical.

Perfect Stranger wrote:

Jeet wrote:I wish I could be cool like you guys but I'm too scared to start injecting marijuanas just yet

As much as the sentiment is true, you yourself smoke weed so condemning other people for doing it no matter what age is a tad hypocritical.

I think you need to learn the difference between "condemning" and "sarcasm" faggot.

Why the fuck would you smoke weed? Jesus! My uncle took ONE hit and fucking DIED! You must be dense or some shit! God! #420no

3582 wrote:

Perfect Stranger wrote:

Jeet wrote:I wish I could be cool like you guys but I'm too scared to start injecting marijuanas just yet

As much as the sentiment is true, you yourself smoke weed so condemning other people for doing it no matter what age is a tad hypocritical.

I think you need to learn the difference between "condemning" and "sarcasm" faggot.

Fuck up, cunt. Nobody talks to my bitch like that you little shit. That's it, I've had enough. Admins, please ban this unruly member for disrespect. I will not have the savages posting their filth here. Thanks.

Bottom Bitch wrote:

3582 wrote:

Perfect Stranger wrote:

Jeet wrote:I wish I could be cool like you guys but I'm too scared to start injecting marijuanas just yet

As much as the sentiment is true, you yourself smoke weed so condemning other people for doing it no matter what age is a tad hypocritical.

I think you need to learn the difference between "condemning" and "sarcasm" faggot.

Fuck up, cunt. Nobody talks to my bitch like that you little shit. That's it, I've had enough. Admins, please ban this unruly member for disrespect. I will not have the savages posting their filth here. Thanks.

u suck, lel

Admin ban this member above me for their incompetence, thanks.

BabySmacker wrote:Why the fuck would you smoke weed? Jesus! My uncle took ONE hit and fucking DIED! You must be dense or some shit! God! #420no

Is this your uncle?