Anthony Jeselnik

This guy is the definition of the anti-joke. This one is my favorite joke:

"My mom was terrible at breaking bad news to me. I came home from school and she told me, 'Anthony, I have been having an affair.. and you can't tell dad', I said, 'well.. why not?' and she said, 'cus' he just passed away'.

LOL.

i love charlie sheen so...

"disneyland - the funnest place on earth my snow white ass"

and my fav facebook group...

"finding a condom in your sons room and accepting his smarter then you"