Bloody Hell
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Bloody Hell
Sun 8 Sep 2013 - 22:25
Story will come out tomorrow.
tired as fuck faggots.
tired as fuck faggots.
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Re: Bloody Hell
Sun 8 Sep 2013 - 22:39
No bitch, I command you to tell me your story at once.
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Re: Bloody Hell
Mon 9 Sep 2013 - 0:30
This story is so dry it snapped my dick string.
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Re: Bloody Hell
Mon 9 Sep 2013 - 3:02
word(s) of the day!Bottom Bitch wrote:This story is so dry it snapped my dick string.
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Re: Bloody Hell
Mon 9 Sep 2013 - 3:49
Bottom Bitch wrote:This story is so dry it snapped my dick string.
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Re: Bloody Hell
Mon 9 Sep 2013 - 23:26
Spanky wrote:Bottom Bitch wrote:This story is so dry it snapped my dick string.
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Re: Bloody Hell
Mon 9 Sep 2013 - 23:41
AlwaysRaw wrote:Spanky wrote:Bottom Bitch wrote:This story is so dry it snapped my dick string.
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Re: Bloody Hell
Tue 10 Sep 2013 - 2:11
Spanky wrote:AlwaysRaw wrote:Spanky wrote:Bottom Bitch wrote:This story is so dry it snapped my dick string.
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Re: Bloody Hell
Tue 10 Sep 2013 - 2:51
no
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Re: Bloody Hell
Tue 10 Sep 2013 - 13:23
sorry. i've wrote half of it. gonna eat and write the rest. its a whole weekend extended edition
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Re: Bloody Hell
Tue 10 Sep 2013 - 22:53
first of all fuck bb and his bitch mother.
Okay this shirt actually goes back to friday 2 weeks ago. This is a whole weekend story in 3 parts.
this is an average weekend for me.
Okay this shirt actually goes back to friday 2 weeks ago. This is a whole weekend story in 3 parts.
- 1:
- Friday I nearly got into a fight and smacked a fucking retard. So did my friends. Nearly smacked 2 mofos. fuck this lets jump to the sex shit yall expect.
- 2:
- saturday i took to this party with my friend in a suburban fag place. Knew NOBODY there and as soon as I walked in this crazy ugly old bitch looking like a danish singer called [url=http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTT7XpUyyBI6I0LRpEs0r3ZvCAzgaaRcznP4d82UkWJ28rFjopX2g]marie key[/url] told me to undress cuz i was wearing a big hoodie. It was cold outside but I had a khaki under. Fuck it she was a little drunk I thought and she might lived there. Just did it. She took my locs as well. Thought she might fuck off if she borrowed my locs. She did. Got with my friend and told him to not leave me with that psycho bitch. After 30min where I drank a little beer it came to my mind that I would have to go get my locs back before i'd forget them and that bitch would get them. For the next 20min she sat 5meters from my looking at me while flirting with a 16 year old dude. she was 28+ btw. Took me a while to get my balls straight and walk up to her and take my glasses. But berfore I even got them she said if I wanted them back we should kiss... FUCK OFF! Told her fucking no. psycho bitch! She continued forcing us to kiss but id rather kiss my own ass. We agreed that she could kiss me on my chin and she did. Got back to my friend and said YOU ARE NOT FUCKING LEAVING ME ALONE! 1 hour after my friend needed to talk to the person who owned the apartment his old boss who wore the hopsin contact eyes and was really weird. btw these suburban people did coke and i talked with a +30 dude who later freaked out to techno and did one of those dances where you just get think fucking lucky i dont know that idiot retard farming wanker! but back to when my friend needed to talk to his old boss; I needed to piss and did so. The toilet was next to the door into the apartment/house hard to exactly explain the house but yeah there were nobody there. guess who waits for me when i get out from the toilet? fucking marie crazy bitch ugly loser key! She steals my hat and locks herself into the toilet. I texted my friend he was a huge faggot for letting me alone and it was his fault that she stole my hat and if i got raped i would turn him in as well. 10min after she finally got out. She said she'd laid down on the toiletfloor with my hat on. Not sure why. I tried to take my hat back and she said with a stupid, flirting bitch voice "do you want your hat back? :D" FFS NO I JUST WAITED FOR YOU BITCH WATCHA THINK!? As I tried to take it she took it further down and went upside a wall so that no one would be able to see us. She took her hat - that i also grabbed - down to her hips so i could touch her ass. As I first did she licked my chin. My friend came in in a rush at the same time. looking like "wtf?" and said "chokey, we gotta talk" as I tried to RUN towards him she just grabbed my arm down on her ass. she wore a really mini skirt and if i'd wanted i could have fingered her. But I walked away when my friend called once again. This time I could feel all of her ass and grabbed juts to check out how it was - not bad btw. but looking at her ugly head while was just a no go. My friend called for the last time "CHOKEY!!!!!!!!11111" and the bitch took my hand all up her ass nearly fingered her in the ass from outside the cloth. then she said "you can come back later for more if you want. i know you do. just holla" then she licked my neck, touched my dick and walked away. I went straight to my friend WE NEED TO GO NOW!!!! then i left the place as i refer to the raping crazy bitch crib.
- 3:
- okay. okay. this is the pinnacle mofos. this is the shit. Sunday I should meet this girl at the center of cph and got my friend driving me. only takes 6-10min. id never actually seen her only at some bad pics. Hoped she looked good. when i saw her. i puked a little inside and my heart had a quick heart attack. Okay she was not THAT ugly but she looked like she had been in a fight with a cat, and the cat had won when it scratched her face violently. acne in all da bitchs face! got as fast as i could outside to the car to my friend. sat down at the frontseat so i wouldnt have to watch her ugly face. not enough with that she was lisping! so everyting she said sounded like this: "so whatsssscha doing? it wasss sssso hard to find thissssplacccccccccce" and I could not stop smiling or laughing. okay thats a lie i thought about her ugly face and then... yeah. while i sat at the frontseat i texted my friend "fuck, shit, ew" and so on and he said he was glad she was going home to me and not him. told me her thong color cuz of the short mini skirt. he guessed right btw. he could see it all in the backmirror.
We got home to me and she talked, and talked, and talked AND TALKED! and as you can imagine i was not in the moot for her to talk. So I told her that i wanted to do the deal we'd agreed. I should spank her ass numb. She told me she could not feel shit in her ass. Only took about 7-8 smacks and she started whining. weak bitch! Then i wanted to see her tits. they were actually pretty good. then i undressed myself and she looked at my dick it was half-hard and she said "uuuh-OOOOH!". she was glad for the size. i took her hand down to my dick and she started jerking me off. I fingered her, we did 69 and she suddenly said "dont hold you back do whatever pleases you". i told her i wouldnt want to fuck her without condom. she told me she just had been at the doctor and she did not have any deceases and had a spiral up her vi-j-j so she could not get pregnant. after 10min of her begging me i did it. i fucking fucked her to shut her retarded lisping bitch mouth! i needed to fuck her mouth so she would shut up! even fingered her ass even though she said earlier she'd never do anything to her asshole. i was bad in the start cuz she wanted to do weird positions and just talked all the time. finally we found a position and 1 hour into it we did it on a madress in my living room. i told her to sit on it. as get my dick in your pussy but she understood it as, sit with your actual ass on my dick and only on my dickhead so my dick goes enough back that my dick string breaks 2-5mm and i bleed all over the place your retarded, dumb dicksucking bitch! so i ran out to my shower in panic and tried to wash the blood away... fucking felt like getting shot by a bullet of salt into a wound in the balls. fuck it hurt'd! after i told her to fuck off and the bus was... some way that way, yeah. she kept talking and i just wanted her to fuck off. bla bla bla fuck off bitch... is what i shoulda said and instead just said yeah not your fault, need to go to the hospital and shit. i've tried it once before when i was 16 and fap'd 4am on a normal schoolday and did it too hard. couldnt go to the doctor obviously since it was 4am and i've just masturbated too hard. how would i explain that to my mom? so i knew that it was bad - no masturbation for 1-2 weeks - but not worse. still i searched on the internet and it would grow together within a month. so i went to this bar across my apartment and watched football, my team lost and i got drunk and cried.
btw i asked if she swallowed, and she did! DAMN IT!
this is an average weekend for me.
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Re: Bloody Hell
Tue 10 Sep 2013 - 23:30
Chokey wrote:first of all fuck bb and his bitch mother.
Okay this shirt actually goes back to friday 2 weeks ago. This is a whole weekend story in 3 parts.
- 1:
Friday I nearly got into a fight and smacked a fucking retard. So did my friends. Nearly smacked 2 mofos. fuck this lets jump to the sex shit yall expect.
- 2:
saturday i took to this party with my friend in a suburban fag place. Knew NOBODY there and as soon as I walked in this crazy ugly old bitch looking like a danish singer called [url=http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTT7XpUyyBI6I0LRpEs0r3ZvCAzgaaRcznP4d82UkWJ28rFjopX2g]marie key[/url] told me to undress cuz i was wearing a big hoodie. It was cold outside but I had a khaki under. Fuck it she was a little drunk I thought and she might lived there. Just did it. She took my locs as well. Thought she might fuck off if she borrowed my locs. She did. Got with my friend and told him to not leave me with that psycho bitch. After 30min where I drank a little beer it came to my mind that I would have to go get my locs back before i'd forget them and that bitch would get them. For the next 20min she sat 5meters from my looking at me while flirting with a 16 year old dude. she was 28+ btw. Took me a while to get my balls straight and walk up to her and take my glasses. But berfore I even got them she said if I wanted them back we should kiss... FUCK OFF! Told her fucking no. psycho bitch! She continued forcing us to kiss but id rather kiss my own ass. We agreed that she could kiss me on my chin and she did. Got back to my friend and said YOU ARE NOT FUCKING LEAVING ME ALONE! 1 hour after my friend needed to talk to the person who owned the apartment his old boss who wore the hopsin contact eyes and was really weird. btw these suburban people did coke and i talked with a +30 dude who later freaked out to techno and did one of those dances where you just get think fucking lucky i dont know that idiot retard farming wanker! but back to when my friend needed to talk to his old boss; I needed to piss and did so. The toilet was next to the door into the apartment/house hard to exactly explain the house but yeah there were nobody there. guess who waits for me when i get out from the toilet? fucking marie crazy bitch ugly loser key! She steals my hat and locks herself into the toilet. I texted my friend he was a huge faggot for letting me alone and it was his fault that she stole my hat and if i got raped i would turn him in as well. 10min after she finally got out. She said she'd laid down on the toiletfloor with my hat on. Not sure why. I tried to take my hat back and she said with a stupid, flirting bitch voice "do you want your hat back? :D" FFS NO I JUST WAITED FOR YOU BITCH WATCHA THINK!? As I tried to take it she took it further down and went upside a wall so that no one would be able to see us. She took her hat - that i also grabbed - down to her hips so i could touch her ass. As I first did she licked my chin. My friend came in in a rush at the same time. looking like "wtf?" and said "chokey, we gotta talk" as I tried to RUN towards him she just grabbed my arm down on her ass. she wore a really mini skirt and if i'd wanted i could have fingered her. But I walked away when my friend called once again. This time I could feel all of her ass and grabbed juts to check out how it was - not bad btw. but looking at her ugly head while was just a no go. My friend called for the last time "CHOKEY!!!!!!!!11111" and the bitch took my hand all up her ass nearly fingered her in the ass from outside the cloth. then she said "you can come back later for more if you want. i know you do. just holla" then she licked my neck, touched my dick and walked away. I went straight to my friend WE NEED TO GO NOW!!!! then i left the place as i refer to the raping crazy bitch crib.
- 3:
okay. okay. this is the pinnacle mofos. this is the shit. Sunday I should meet this girl at the center of cph and got my friend driving me. only takes 6-10min. id never actually seen her only at some bad pics. Hoped she looked good. when i saw her. i puked a little inside and my heart had a quick heart attack. Okay she was not THAT ugly but she looked like she had been in a fight with a cat, and the cat had won when it scratched her face violently. acne in all da bitchs face! got as fast as i could outside to the car to my friend. sat down at the frontseat so i wouldnt have to watch her ugly face. not enough with that she was lisping! so everyting she said sounded like this: "so whatsssscha doing? it wasss sssso hard to find thissssplacccccccccce" and I could not stop smiling or laughing. okay thats a lie i thought about her ugly face and then... yeah. while i sat at the frontseat i texted my friend "fuck, shit, ew" and so on and he said he was glad she was going home to me and not him. told me her thong color cuz of the short mini skirt. he guessed right btw. he could see it all in the backmirror.
We got home to me and she talked, and talked, and talked AND TALKED! and as you can imagine i was not in the moot for her to talk. So I told her that i wanted to do the deal we'd agreed. I should spank her ass numb. She told me she could not feel shit in her ass. Only took about 7-8 smacks and she started whining. weak bitch! Then i wanted to see her tits. they were actually pretty good. then i undressed myself and she looked at my dick it was half-hard and she said "uuuh-OOOOH!". she was glad for the size. i took her hand down to my dick and she started jerking me off. I fingered her, we did 69 and she suddenly said "dont hold you back do whatever pleases you". i told her i wouldnt want to fuck her without condom. she told me she just had been at the doctor and she did not have any deceases and had a spiral up her vi-j-j so she could not get pregnant. after 10min of her begging me i did it. i fucking fucked her to shut her retarded lisping bitch mouth! i needed to fuck her mouth so she would shut up! even fingered her ass even though she said earlier she'd never do anything to her asshole. i was bad in the start cuz she wanted to do weird positions and just talked all the time. finally we found a position and 1 hour into it we did it on a madress in my living room. i told her to sit on it. as get my dick in your pussy but she understood it as, sit with your actual ass on my dick and only on my dickhead so my dick goes enough back that my dick string breaks 2-5mm and i bleed all over the place your retarded, dumb dicksucking bitch! so i ran out to my shower in panic and tried to wash the blood away... fucking felt like getting shot by a bullet of salt into a wound in the balls. fuck it hurt'd! after i told her to fuck off and the bus was... some way that way, yeah. she kept talking and i just wanted her to fuck off. bla bla bla fuck off bitch... is what i shoulda said and instead just said yeah not your fault, need to go to the hospital and shit. i've tried it once before when i was 16 and fap'd 4am on a normal schoolday and did it too hard. couldnt go to the doctor obviously since it was 4am and i've just masturbated too hard. how would i explain that to my mom? so i knew that it was bad - no masturbation for 1-2 weeks - but not worse. still i searched on the internet and it would grow together within a month. so i went to this bar across my apartment and watched football, my team lost and i got drunk and cried.
btw i asked if she swallowed, and she did! DAMN IT!
this is a average weekend for me.
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