girls/women/bitches

story thread or just opinions on the other gender.

thank god for internet dating. Makes it much easier to get girls. if you look long enough the horny good ones will come and you can use them and then leave forever. atm im writing with 4-5 girls. meeting 1 tomorrow, and 1 the day after. the one sunday is crazy. I told her I wouldn't act naughty and added a cute evil smiley, she then told me she would punish me somehow sexually. I went wtf lets do this haha. I will act naughty 100% now.

just one of the bitches and the rest is pretty much the same. all insane as all women these are just insane in bed. their all +16 the one about punishing me is 16 but I dont care. punani is punani and i'll break her jaw with my dick if I have to.

Add stories as well I know I will monday.

You're going to die of AIDS

This thread is very disturbing..

Bottom Bitch wrote:You're going to die of AIDS

is that positive?

Buddie wrote:This thread is very disturbing..

tell your girl problems in here. tell a funny story. tell me, tell me.

Chokey, the fuck.

Punani always going to be punani. Young or old.

I used to chat with this girl on the net, she would be very horny and get wet to the simplest stuff I'd say..Like, "I love pizza!"
She used to finger herself and get off whilst we'd chat.

But crap, she was 14-15 and I felt the whole thing was pretty weird so I had to cut her off.

Kitzk wrote:Punani always going to be punani. Young or old.

I used to chat with this girl on the net, she would be very horny and get wet to the simplest stuff I'd say..Like, "I love pizza!"
She used to finger herself and get off whilst we'd chat.

But crap, she was 14-15 and I felt the whole thing was pretty weird so I had to cut her off.

Finally someone who understands me. haha sounds like you could need a bitch like that now - if she's hot ofc.
going to write some serious wtf-shit later. watching my football match now see ya

Chokey wrote:story thread or just opinions on the other gender.

thank god for internet dating. Makes it much easier to get girls. if you look long enough the horny good ones will come and you can use them and then leave forever. atm im writing with 4-5 girls. meeting 1 tomorrow, and 1 the day after. the one sunday is crazy. I told her I wouldn't act naughty and added a cute evil smiley, she then told me she would punish me somehow sexually. I went wtf lets do this haha. I will act naughty 100% now.

just one of the bitches and the rest is pretty much the same. all insane as all women these are just insane in bed. their all +16 the one about punishing me is 16 but I dont care. punani is punani and i'll break her jaw with my dick if I have to.

Add stories as well I know I will monday.

Chokey wrote:just saying I didnt ment what I wrote.

I hope this also applies for this one.

I once went home from da club with some skanky ass hoe who had sexed 70+ guys. When I found out I went to sleep instead of tapping dat shit and left in the morning with a pocket full of mini Bountys that I stole from her tub of Celebrations chocolates. Shit was ca$h.

Fuck bitches, get chocolate.

Kitzk wrote:Punani always going to be punani. Young or old.

I used to chat with this girl on the net, she would be very horny and get wet to the simplest stuff I'd say..Like, "I love pizza!"
She used to finger herself and get off whilst we'd chat.

But crap, she was 14-15 and I felt the whole thing was pretty weird so I had to cut her off.

Why don't you have a seat right over there please?

akaDan wrote:I once went home from da club with some skanky ass hoe who had sexed 70+ guys. When I found out I went to sleep instead of tapping dat shit and left in the morning with a pocket full of mini Bountys that I stole from her tub of Celebrations chocolates. Shit was ca$h.

Fuck bitches, get chocolate.

hahahahah brilliant.


I met this internet bitch today. ffs why is every internet bitch I get fatter in real life? Still nice tits and I wanted to touch them but I didnt get shit. She said she wanted to see a horror movie and we did. she sat in the end of the couch not giving a fuck for my needs. fuck her. I went hard on her "you dont like me bla bla bla" and now she's like I LIKE YOU BUT I HAVE MY PERIOD bla bla bla. only wanted to titfuck the bitch.

fucking bitch. the bitch who should come today suddenly cant because of bullshit.

well instead you will get a story. Met this girl online I told her I only wanted to fuck her fuck punani. She couldnt wait. We came to my appartment started out really slow. The whale took about 100 years to just take of the jacket. Her boobs were horrible, you would think when she was chubby she would have tig ol' bitties but it was just a a-cup or b maximum. Her nipples turned me so much off so I bite it and she got a little mad bad she felt the hardcore shit now and started frenching me going straight for my toungue and biting it. After that I told her NOW! In the other room and FUCK. She didnt even wear a thong she had those old grandma pants eeww this bitch crazy and disgusting. Started liking her pussy it wasn't shaved 100% so there was still hair but fuck it she was wetter than most of the people on titanic. I started saying ok my turn. She have said she could take a big dick anytime etc. I am very average but she couldnt nearly go pass the head. horrible, horrible. We should start fucking but I couldnt find her fucking hole from all the fat (she was a bit chubby not like pans in the kitchen bitch but still enough to go home and eat icecream if she didnt get dick) I told her to ride me. the bitch tells me she cant. I said what nigga. She never tried it or something. We then goes doggy. The bitch have the tiniest pussy ever and I cant fit she screams AHHH. fuck that we go 69 more cause I need to get my satisfaction fuck the bitch. I end up spanking her ass while jacking off she really enjoys it somehow I cum on her ass and she gets mad. I kick her out and said I have to do homework. 5min later I ran over to some friends and watched Champions League Football.
that was a weird day btw

Chokey wrote:fucking bitch. the bitch who should come today suddenly cant because of bullshit.

well instead you will get a story. Met this girl online I told her I only wanted to fuck her fuck punani. She couldnt wait. We came to my appartment started out really slow. The whale took about 100 years to just take of the jacket. Her boobs were horrible, you would think when she was chubby she would have tig ol' bitties but it was just a a-cup or b maximum. Her nipples turned me so much off so I bite it and she got a little mad bad she felt the hardcore shit now and started frenching me going straight for my toungue and biting it. After that I told her NOW! In the other room and FUCK. She didnt even wear a thong she had those old grandma pants eeww this bitch crazy and disgusting. Started liking her pussy it wasn't shaved 100% so there was still hair but fuck it she was wetter than most of the people on titanic. I started saying ok my turn. She have said she could take a big dick anytime etc. I am very average but she couldnt nearly go pass the head. horrible, horrible. We should start fucking but I couldnt find her fucking hole from all the fat (she was a bit chubby not like pans in the kitchen bitch but still enough to go home and eat icecream if she didnt get dick) I told her to ride me. the bitch tells me she cant. I said what nigga. She never tried it or something. We then
goes doggy. The bitch have the tiniest pussy ever and I cant fit she screams AHHH. fuck that we go 69 more cause I need to get my satisfaction fuck the bitch. I end up spanking her ass while jacking off she really enjoys it somehow I cum on her ass and she gets mad. I kick her out and said I have to do homework. 5min later I ran over to some friends and watched Champions League Football.
that was a weird day btw

After reading this, I ejaculated all over my room, hitting the wall on the other end, then burning through the surface of it, turning the wall into mush and finally hitting my little brother in the face who happened to have his mouth wide open and be in another room, because he considers himself the next one of Michael Jackson's inbred cousins.

What's going on right now.

I was so drunk and high at new year. But some cute beautiful girl was way more drunk than me. I nearly died 10pm after 1 caribou lou and a lotta voda. Too much weed. Then I lived up when the girls came around 11:30. She was so cute. She drank a little but had been drinken a lot before she came obviously. Me and another dude who was fucking her up played drinking games with her just the 3 of us. He didnt want her he was too old but I wanted her. After cheating for the 5th game in a row I made her a caribou lou. after a few sip's she nearly puked. I knew she was drunk enough to nearly let me do anything. She was so drunkg that when my friend said "you fucking slutty whore bitch you need to take 2 more sips you fucking bitch" she just replied "no no I've already did it". then my douchebag fag friend (not really that much of a friend more a fag I know) came and knight white'd and took the rest of the caribou lou in one try. He was so fucked up after and ended his drinking there and just started smoking weed - his a fucking pothead. the cute bitch then walks away 30min and sees a friend to say good new year or some shit. she came back crying cause the dude only wanted to fuck her, didnt want to fuck her, had fucked her, fucker her friend or something. she promised me and my friend to continue our drinking games - we planned fuck her up so much that she would sleep on the toilet. my personal fantasies grew and I dont need to tell what I personally wanted.
She just cried and went straight to bed without me, fuck that.
I went to another of my friends places a backyard house with no lights and shit smoked a little weed drank more vodka.
went home, started the internet porn, came, went to bed, woke up 3 hours later and went to my friends house to watch football. that internetporn saved the night.
I probly already told this story but I cant rememebr heahahah

Chokey wrote:fucking bitch. the bitch who should come today suddenly cant because of bullshit.

well instead you will get a story. Met this girl online I told her I only wanted to fuck her fuck punani. She couldnt wait. We came to my appartment started out really slow. The whale took about 100 years to just take of the jacket. Her boobs were horrible, you would think when she was chubby she would have tig ol' bitties but it was just a a-cup or b maximum. Her nipples turned me so much off so I bite it and she got a little mad bad she felt the hardcore shit now and started frenching me going straight for my toungue and biting it. After that I told her NOW! In the other room and FUCK. She didnt even wear a thong she had those old grandma pants eeww this bitch crazy and disgusting. Started liking her pussy it wasn't shaved 100% so there was still hair but fuck it she was wetter than most of the people on titanic. I started saying ok my turn. She have said she could take a big dick anytime etc. I am very average but she couldnt nearly go pass the head. horrible, horrible. We should start fucking but I couldnt find her fucking hole from all the fat (she was a bit chubby not like pans in the kitchen bitch but still enough to go home and eat icecream if she didnt get dick) I told her to ride me. the bitch tells me she cant. I said what nigga. She never tried it or something. We then goes doggy. The bitch have the tiniest pussy ever and I cant fit she screams AHHH. fuck that we go 69 more cause I need to get my satisfaction fuck the bitch. I end up spanking her ass while jacking off she really enjoys it somehow I cum on her ass and she gets mad. I kick her out and said I have to do homework. 5min later I ran over to some friends and watched Champions League Football.
that was a weird day btw

That was an amazingly awesome story. Hahahaha. Srs.

Tell us more stories uncle Chokey

hopsintupac wrote:Tell us more stories uncle Chokey

Do I satisfy your sick swedish mind?
- a girl is going to visit me today so I'll tell a story 2night!

Chokey wrote:

hopsintupac wrote:Tell us more stories uncle Chokey

Do I satisfy your sick swedish mind?
- a girl is going to visit me today so I'll tell a story 2night!

I am a sick fuck so yeah looking forward to that one

hopsintupac wrote:

Chokey wrote:

hopsintupac wrote:Tell us more stories uncle Chokey

Do I satisfy your sick swedish mind?
- a girl is going to visit me today so I'll tell a story 2night!

I am a sick fuck so yeah looking forward to that one

must dissapoint. the girl 2day was a bit chubbyer than on her picture but not that much that she looked disgusting or anything. she frenched me all the fucking time and even told she could beat me in tekken HAAHAH BITCH WAS CRAZY i raped her so much. she didnt dare again. didnt want to just touch her boobs at the end she made herself get a bigger cleavage and told me "youre the first one not just to touch". I thought she would smack me if I did. So I just grobbed her bewbs after that. unless she gives me something next time im done with her.

I can tell you another story if you want. the famous escort-girl story.

Chokey wrote:

hopsintupac wrote:

Chokey wrote:

hopsintupac wrote:Tell us more stories uncle Chokey

Do I satisfy your sick swedish mind?
- a girl is going to visit me today so I'll tell a story 2night!

I am a sick fuck so yeah looking forward to that one

must dissapoint. the girl 2day was a bit chubbyer than on her picture but not that much that she looked disgusting or anything. she frenched me all the fucking time and even told she could beat me in tekken HAAHAH BITCH WAS CRAZY i raped her so much. she didnt dare again. didnt want to just touch her boobs at the end she made herself get a bigger cleavage and told me "youre the first one not just to touch". I thought she would smack me if I did. So I just grobbed her bewbs after that. unless she gives me something next time im done with her.

I can tell you another story if you want. the famous escort-girl story.

Haha yeah the famous escort-girl sounds like something way more "exotic" ;)!

hopsintupac wrote:

Chokey wrote:

hopsintupac wrote:

Chokey wrote:

hopsintupac wrote:Tell us more stories uncle Chokey

Do I satisfy your sick swedish mind?
- a girl is going to visit me today so I'll tell a story 2night!

I am a sick fuck so yeah looking forward to that one

must dissapoint. the girl 2day was a bit chubbyer than on her picture but not that much that she looked disgusting or anything. she frenched me all the fucking time and even told she could beat me in tekken HAAHAH BITCH WAS CRAZY i raped her so much. she didnt dare again. didnt want to just touch her boobs at the end she made herself get a bigger cleavage and told me "youre the first one not just to touch". I thought she would smack me if I did. So I just grobbed her bewbs after that. unless she gives me something next time im done with her.

I can tell you another story if you want. the famous escort-girl story.

Haha yeah the famous escort-girl sounds like something way more "exotic" ;)!

it was 11pm. I had 15 days to make my 20 pages assignment and it was like the 2nd or 3rd day of that shit. as I said it was 11pm. I tried to find escort girls on the internet for fun to see how much it cost. I found some cheap bitch from a foreign country - probly eastern europe - and text'd her for fun. didnt expect an answer the same night. fuck it she only lived 15min away in bus so I just asked how much for a bj and fuck. she said 80$. I went "fuck it" my friend who owed me 100$ just paid so I went for it. it was cold as fuck. i went down to get the money out from the bank machine - cant remember the english word for it - and knew the busses only came every 20th min. I said to myself if the bus came in more than 5min I would just go home. It came after 2min so I took the bus. After taking the bus 15min I wrote an sms where I should go now. she told me to go around the corner and to the nearest buildings. IT TOOK 20 MINUTES and it was so cold my balls froze to ice. I came to the door and it said "ali". I thought some scumbag muslim would jump me and steal my stuff. luckely there only were 2 girls - here of the one I've seen on the internet. both only wearing thongs. I gave her the money. the other bitch left the room. She started to kiss my neck. laying me down on the bed. longer down and to my dick. she kissed the dickhead and started giving me hj. she put on the condom and started sucking better. it was not good but for 80$ it was okay i guess. she then suddenly started fucking me. not a good fuck so i started fuck her hard. she said "no no. just relax. enjoy" with bad english accent. I went back just relaxing chilling on the bed. i even noticed what they watched in television and which plants they had. suddenly she moved and quickly got back on my dick. I thought it was a little tighter. nothing to think further about before a few seconds after... IM ANAL FUCKING HER! didnt know what to do. it was actually ok but it was first after when she sucked my dick again I really enjoyed the assride. She somehow knew when I was about to bust the nut. Took of the condom and came on her hand and out on my stomach. she cleaned it up with a cleenex quickly. took on my cloth, said bye bye. called my friend (it was 3 or 4 am dont ask it took forever to find the place. he slept. said i had a sick story to tell and I would send him my assignment (he will have something simular to mine later this year) he said ok and drove me home and shit.
next time im fucking her hard anal tho.
was it worth it? no I couldnt afford cola the last day of the month.

This thread confuses me.