"End Of The World Confirmed, Experts Declare"

Earlier today, millions of Americans got the shock of their lives when the President of the United States confirmed that the 'Doomsday Prophesies', also known as the 'Mayan Apocalypse', was in-fact scheduled to end the world on 12/21/12. The speech went on to confirm said events by actual proof submitted to the White House earlier this week by NASA. Shortly thereafter many nations decided to follow suit and declare the end on live television to countless others.

Australians Prime Minister, Julia Gillard confirms below.





"I'm sorry to say, but the end is really coming in the shape of an Asteroid the size of Montana", said John Berry, Head Director of NASA. "God save us all."


But all hope is not lost. There are certain precautions in place to ensure the continual survival of the human race, but it is expected the death toll with reach within the billions, and most of the worlds vegetation will be basically diminished to nothing. High-yield hydrogen warheads will be shot into the atmosphere in an attempt to break the Asteroid down to smaller pieces, hopefully until it can successfully be disintegrated into the atmosphere.

Fail-safes in place such as the Svalbard Global Seed Vault, are expected to help restore vegetation to the world.
Pictured below, Svalbard Global Seed Vault:






The asteroid is expected to hit the earth sometime around 1:36 PM (CT) in the Mediterranean Sea. The resulting waves are expected to decimate most of Mainland Europe, Asia, and Africa, and continue to reach the Americas and overlying areas.
The damage will be irreversible in the predicted hot-zones, but some habitation areas may remain.

"I encourage every American here to take a look around here today. Take a look at your friends, family. Today, and for the next few days, I encourage you to spend as much time as you can with them for the endearing times sure to come. In this time of great tragedy we must all be strong for each-other. Starting now, a curfew has been put in effect by our Military to ensure that peace remains. It is vital to keep and ensure the safety of every American today, and for the days to come. Violence and crime will have a zero percent tolerance, and those caught committed to the act with dealt with justly." A quote from Obama's earlier speech, addressing the American people.


In the up and coming days, we implore you to enjoy the time we have left with friends and family alike. Although it may be the end, we will still live on.



Source: http://cbsnews.com/article/end-of-world-confirmed-nasa-says

the world won't end on the 21st but it will end as we keep increasing our CO2 emissions and the Ice Caps keep melting. And when the dollar collapses all the government dependent American idiots wills start running around killing echother. The world won't end but it won't be pretty.

The world will never end but far into the future humans will become an endangered species.. but that's not going to happen anythime soon.

But shes Australian and australians always have the right answer right?
Im hoping for zombies!

I am making a 20 pages long assignment for december 20th. It the world ends next day I have wasted my last days on earth on school for nothing.

All I want is a damn sandwich.

I swear if this is legit, somebodies going to get raped.
Not dying a virgin.

Perfect Stranger wrote:I swear if this is legit, somebodies going to get raped.
Not dying a virgin.

You're not goin to die as a virgin believe me. believe me

Spoiler:

^
Of course chokey is willing to do that.

fake & gay

im curious to see how many people spend their life savings on the 21st

I know for sure on the 21st there will be a lot of stupidity going around, and it wont be pretty.