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"Take seven kids from columbine, stand em all in line. Add an AK47, a revolver, a nine. A mac11 and an auto assault a problem of mine and thats a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time." -Slim Shady. LOVE THAT WHOLE SONG.

I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah fucked in the head
My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed 'Til one night he snuck in and said
We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed
Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxbin instead?
After I fuck you in the butt, get some head Bust a nut, get some rest
The next day my mother said "I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid!
The bastard won't even eat nothing he's fed He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead"
"Debbie don't let that fucker get you upset
Go in there, stick a fuckin' cigarette to his neck I bet you he's fakin' it,
I bet you I bet he probably just wants to see how upset you would get I'll go handle this of course, unless you object"
"Ah go fuck his brains out, if any's left in his head"

I'll puke eat it and freak you, Battle?, I'm too weeded to speak to, the only key that I see to defeat you would be for me to remove these two adidas and beat you, and force feed you with both, and on each feet is a cleat shoe. I lift you off your feet so fast with a roundhouse you'll think i'll pulled the f**kin ground out from underneath you. (Bitch)
I Ain't no f**kin G I'm a cannibal, I Ain't tryin to shoot you, i'm trying to chop you into pieces and eat you. WRAP you in rope and plastic, stab you with broken glass, then have you with open gashes, strapped to a soaking matress.
Coke and acid, Black magic, cloaks and daggers, f**k the planet till it spins on a broken axis.

I'm so bananas, I'm showing up to your open casket, to fill it full of explosive gases and close it back with a lit match in it, while i sit back and just hope it catches, blow you to fragments, laugh, roll you and smoke the ashes.

3 fucking sick em verses there

I'm zonin off of one joint, stoppin a limo
Hopped in the window, shoppin a demo at gunpoint
A lyricist without a clue, what year is this?
Fuck a needle, here's a sword, bodypierce with this
Livin amuk, never giving a fuck
Gimme the keys I'm drunk, and I've never driven a truck
But I smoke dope in a cab
I'll stab you with the sharpest knife I can grab
Come back the next week and re-open your scab
A killer instinct runs in the blood
Emptyin full clips and buryin guns in the mud
I've calmed down now, I was heavy once into drugs
I could walk around straight for two months with a buzz
My brain's gone, my soul's worn and my spirit is torn
The rest of my body's still bein operated on
I'm ducked the fuck down while I'm writin this rhyme
Cause I'm probably gonna get struck with lightnin this time

I’m only rhyming where the drums is at
Y'all nigga's think y'all slick with that bullshit bump that
Y'all pay V for flowing to the beat
Not for what he know that got hoes hoeing in the streets
That’s for him to know
And for they to never find out
About the kidnap, blind fold, and the blind mouse
The coroner report say he simply signed out
OH and I know
Y'all wanna see a wino? Bring the wine out
Cat with a dead mouse is how he catch a phrase, and pause, plays with it
Kill it
And eat off it for days, kid it!
Who ever ain’t get it ain’t supposed to

One of the most well written verse ever tbh

When I first got into magic, it was an underground phenomenon
Now everybody's like "pick a card, any card..."
If I shot my full load with the first hand I played
I'd be a monkey in a box hangin' with the David Blaines
I'd be swimmin' with the sharks, mouthes full of razor blades
But I'm not, I got out of that game - Escape Artist
I talk 'til I'm red in my face with strain polyps
I'll rock 'til I'm out of my range then raise octaves, I...
play through the pain and remain conscious
Refraining from commenting on the lame compliments
And the petty criticisms from those who ain't accomplished
Even one-fifths of some of this shit I made progress with
I'm leaving naysayers stumped like rain forests
After years of pullin' rabbit ears out my pants pockets
I'm not revealin' any tricks of the trade
It's just there ain't no magic in the breakdown baby

Strange Music, like drugs into your veins music,
Cocaine, obtained, deranged, not for the sane music
Sustain the pain maintain poppin' them things music
I'm a walkin' acid trip, the drug stains in my brain proves it
Still, I feel EXtra extraordinary and EXtra in-ordinary
Broke up with my EX so now I got one EXtra whore to bury
Actually, she overdosed on EX right after EXcercising
EXcellent, I got some EXtra chicks
Let's see who's nEXt in line

STRANGEgenius wrote:Strange Music, like drugs into your veins music,
Cocaine, obtained, deranged, not for the sane music
Sustain the pain maintain poppin' them things music
I'm a walkin' acid trip, the drug stains in my brain proves it
Still, I feel EXtra extraordinary and EXtra in-ordinary
Broke up with my EX so now I got one EXtra whore to bury
Actually, she overdosed on EX right after EXcercising
EXcellent, I got some EXtra chicks
Let's see who's nEXt in line

How EXciting!!

username! wrote:

STRANGEgenius wrote:Strange Music, like drugs into your veins music,
Cocaine, obtained, deranged, not for the sane music
Sustain the pain maintain poppin' them things music
I'm a walkin' acid trip, the drug stains in my brain proves it
Still, I feel EXtra extraordinary and EXtra in-ordinary
Broke up with my EX so now I got one EXtra whore to bury
Actually, she overdosed on EX right after EXcercising
EXcellent, I got some EXtra chicks
Let's see who's nEXt in line

How EXciting!!

ahahah, i see what you did there

I've got this cloud inside that's consuming my mind,
All the brown in my eyes are disolving,
Into the whites of my eyes now the night will arise
And I'm hype cause the beast is evolving
Step into my dreams, lot of bleeding and seaman and green rotted demons
And they feed thier seeds collard greens filled with feces and cheese pieces

Of human cerebrum this evening (stay away)
Cause everything I touch turns to mold (If you want me)
Everything I fuck, Striaght explodes
(Are we there yet)
(Are you scared yet)
(Look at the pussy in your pants, wanna share that)
(Let me in Imma rip it then Imma tear that)
(I'm tryin' to eat it, bitch where the mothafuckin hair at?)


i went to visit wounded soilders at camp pendelton
and the cost of the missing limbs it meaned that is no love like wimbelton
when they sat before me young as hell
look at me alcaldes like gentlemen
im thinking that the enemy took away their ability
to walk and to touch no way of rekindalin
what is now gone
unless they got money like force and lt. dan
the war
if you in a dam they have no remorse and that any minute bam
thats fucked off
while we chillin on tour on the bus getting sucked off
know a families greaving
because war is receding
their peeps and they cring their butts off
thats why i get so much
when i flo bust
while we got it so good
kuz its so rough
but the young soliders who do exactly what they are told to do
damn
do exactly what they told to do
defend their country and uphold the crew
but give my one and only soul for you
thats a hell of a job discription
i dont know if my gods with this one
but i guess its the laws of sickman
sending out youngins and they fall the victums
of an evil klans plan
thats why i be saying dwam
cuz on 9/11 i realized our fate is in another mans hands


Beats bangin', better bring it big or bounce bitch
'Bout to blast it n blood in back'a the black brick
Boss ballin' been breakin' bread n biquets bre
And Beautiful biancas, bideos, 'n bangas with big B
Bow before brilliancs, blessed to be buildin it
Best in this bario, bane, 'n bizarre more bills in this
Bankin' this babies be blingin 'n his boo be the BIG booty,
Big bust, be in'is benzo bronze'll get big bucks
I'm a black babboon, bring me bags of bananas
Bonified billy badass with a brown bandana
Been gone on Bicardi, bulu, but I'm bout to be bigger bit
Better break if you bust up before I'm blowed n biligerent
Six Douce spreads big in it, I'm bloated n blimpy
Broads be blowin me in the back of the black Bently
Never been about no babbelin, I'm bringin no bootsy,
But I been in Bay with Big Von, like sha-boob-a-la-boopy/

I take seven (kids) from (Columbine), stand 'em all in line
Add an AK-47, a revolver, a nine
a Mack-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine
and that's a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time
Cause (I'mmmm) Shady, they call me as crazy
as the world was over this whole Y2K thing
And by the way, N'Sync, why do they sing?
Am I the only one who realizes they stink?
Should I dye my hair pink and care what y'all think?
Lip sync and buy a bigger size of earrings?
It's why I tend to block out when I hear things
Cause all these fans screamin is makin my ears ring (AHHHH!!!)
So I just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger
longer than the rumor that I was stickin it to Christina
Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
it'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!
I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
and have a son and a new brother at the same time
and just say that it ain't mine, what's my name?

Well that's cool, and I appreciate the offer
But if I do decide to really murder my daughter's momma
I'ma sit her up in the front seat and put sunglasses on her
And cruise around wit her for seven hours through California
And have her wavin at people (Hi!) Then drop her off on the corner
at the police station and drive off honkin the horn for her
Raw dawg, get your arm gnawed off
Drop the sawed off and beat you wit the piece it was sawed off of
Fuck blood, I wanna see some lungs coughed up
Get shot up in the hot tub til the bubbles pop up
and they nose and cough snot up, mucus in hot water
That's for tryin to talk like The Chronic was lost product
That's for even THINKIN of havin them thoughts thought up!
You better show some respect whenever the Doc's brought up!!
So what's the difference between us? We can start at the penis
Or we can scream, "I Just Don't Give a Fuck," and see who means it!

^^^ one of my favorite Em verses

Today is different - I didn't go right for the weed
I went to the shower first, then I went to eat
Then I came home, sat down fully clothed
{A-A-A-Al-Al-Al-Al-Alchemist} Found this Alchemist beat
Damn, this shit goes... I must be happy today
I must have chased the dark clouds away
I must have done somethin good that no one else saw
Like helped that lady cross the street (your bag's about to fall)
Yeah, non-selfish acts of love
Not to get anything back, just to do it because (y'know?)
I'm happy today, got no ulterior motives
I scratched my 22's but fuck it I'ma keep rollin (it's nothin)
Can't shit get me down, no sir
The world is mine, but I share (okay it's also yours)
The tour is mine, but I share (okay it's also yours)
The girl is mine, but I share (okay it's also yours)

Man it's so hard, to find a girl who's close to having a mind state like me
A lot of you drink and smoke suck alotta dick on the low and probly got HIV
Don't get mad when you get played by me
I'ma keep it real till the day I D.I.E.
And for you girls who be up in the club that's underage with a fake I.D.
Listen, I don't give a fuck what you believe most guys don't want you to see
That they just wanna get your ass under the sheets, fuck you then leave
I don't know what pumps you to be so stupid
Now you're crying your eyes out
He's long gone now you're trying to find out, but I'm telling you why so don't cry baby girl
Now it's time you take a ride on the right route, back to me, actually
I gotta lotta girls throwing they ass to me, I throw it right back at em' so happily
Can't believe that they had thee audacity, to even do that shit, like I'm that guy
Bitch come down cause you not that fly
Kiss the first night it's not that time
No hoe's hopping inside my ride!

See, I don’t need no lights no cameras ,just action god dammit
Never no superstar I'm more like a planet
So my composure is kept while others start to sweat
Emerging from the fog with my fucked up dialogue
Try to live high on the hog leaves you bankrupt
And niggas you spent it on, would not give a fuck
Now that’s deep, how deep, it’s deeper than atlantis
Home of the scandalous
Big bad los angeles
Dangerous, vandelous
Yo not to be trusted
Now how the fuck is you hard
Not being scared by the boulevard
I'm pullin that card and sayin gin muthafucka
Flowin like liquid soak it in muthafucka
I'm breakin it down my sounds surrounds like death
From the west
Puttin whole counties to the test
It’s all in perspective
Breaker one-nine copy
This is for the niggas gettin caught up in the paparazzi

Heart’s what it is
Watch what the kid drops, I’ma get the prop if you’re not wit’ the biz
Not only other regions, I really popped at the crib
So hatin’ motherf-ckers, you better stop with the jibs
All for the dibs, but I’m boss,
It’s don’t matter what the cost when I live right across from the Wiz
Killa City will have a nigga lost in the Mids
Doin’ nothin’ but mothers stackin’ pussy coffin again
What is happenin’ is a merger, different levels of murder
Lil Weezy cook it and I’ma serve her
Further, guess what I’ma go do wit’ this women when we’re eatin’ Gerber?
Mama said to kill ‘em all, and I heard her
Thank you, baby, for what became Lil Wayne
It’s good that all the people know when Strange in the game
I been really able to hang in the fame
But when he shot at my nig was when it changed in my lane
I’m accustomed, f-cking lovin’ nothin’ but to get your brain
And I be stuck in lust and quick to a bust a nut and take a nigga’s dame wit’ no shame
When they be bussin’ ‘nough, they thinkin’ they thuggin’ tough
But never do knuckle up, you in the game, you bang
You druggin’, touchin’ everything, you lame?
Sucka, you cannot sustain the rain
Tech N9ne is such a cuckoo in this
Balla nigga, Strange Music, coupe through swishas
I know a lot of you prolly never knew who this is
Well, you listenin’ to Tecca Nina, soo woo bidness

The first thing they was taught, was how to load and lock
Take that aim and shot, embrace the pain of shoulder blade taking stock
Watch em drop, pull the bolt back, load another up till the clip goes "pop"
Till you sweep your block, and you can hear a pin drop
In a place that's more comfortable with "POP! POP! POP! POP!"

The first thing they learned, was how to plant that carbine in the earth
Prop that helmet on the stock, hang them dog tags from the lock
Say your prayers and mark the spot
Where the body's interred then turn, taciturn
And talk that walk, taste that salt

Sprinkle a little bit of lye in the earth, don't cry when it hurts
'Cause you ain't done yet son, spill a little bit more blood
Everybody knows what comes from the warm wet red mud
Best I believe, when you fall to your knees
You're gonna cry, you'll pray for peace
And they gonna plant them seeds of the winter wheat
And the Georgia peach watered up with your red rum