Zuckerberg Warns Facebook Users to Stop Ranting About Finals

Mark Zuckerberg, the CEO and President of Facebook, has stated
publicly this week that he is “extremely pissed off” about the amount of
Facebook posts and status updates relating to college students’
distress over final exams.
“It’s gotten so bad that the site has almost crashed on multiple
occasions,” Zuckerberg said. “People sometimes tell me, ‘Mark, you must
hate finals too — you dropped out of Harvard.’ And my response to that
is, ‘Yeah, I dropped out to start a multi-billion dollar company. You
guys are just lazy.’”

Aside from the keyword “finals”, Zuckerberg said he has also noticed
absurdly high levels of use for the words “library”, “essay”, and “fml”.
He hinted at the fact that he might even discontinue Facebook services
for users aged 18-24 simply so that the country’s higher education
system does not collapse altogether.

“If you all are really stressed about your academic workload, I have a
suggestion for you,” Zuckerberg said as his patience was clearly
wearing thin. “Ever consider closing your web browser and actually doing
the work that is such a burden on your life? Sometimes I feel
personally guilty for creating a drain effect on the nation’s
intelligence.”

Zuckerberg added that college students who still insist on posting
online about finals should consider other social networking platforms
instead, such as Myspace or Twitter.

“America is just lucky that the Winklevoss twins aren’t in charge of
Facebook,” said Zuckerberg. “They would have pulled the plug a long time
ago.”
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He's such a big nerd...This just makes me wanna go spam LIBRARY LIBRARY LIBRARY...Anonymous shoulda just shut them down 11-05-11 like we thought was gonna happen

That was a fake OP. Most Anons knew it wasn't gonna happen.

Regardless, Zuckerberg is a faggot who bans all of the fun like pages. He has a point, though.

in australia everyone who did last exams and finished school for the rest of the life, just got their results so that adds to it props.

i Agree with gangus i feel like spamming library.

iSmackBabies666 wrote:That was a fake OP. Most Anons knew it wasn't gonna happen.

Regardless, Zuckerberg is a faggot who bans all of the fun like pages. He has a point, though.

Yeah I was saying I wish it woulda been real lol.