The gay/guy-love problem

Dunno bout you guys but I like the idea of living the life with my best friend(s) as my lifepartners - im not gay so let me clear this up for you:
- Living with your best friend would be the dream. Forever another person you really trust, a person who you know you could tell everything to and most important a person you would know how to figure out - a guy like you.
- No bitch telling you what to do, when to do it and telling you it is wrong when you've just finished.
- Living with guys would be beers, parties, PS3/X-box all day etc.
- No period
- No "you dont know how it is to be me-shit"
- No romantic faggot shit and acting like you're gentle when you dont give a fuck
- No talking after sex "I want to know you, im not just a sex-object".
- No "No-sex for you tonight(read §1 here)
- Eating whatever you want when you want
- No fag colours, no bitch to ruin your apartment and shit.
- No stupid double date-dinners
- No mad-bitches friends who always gets angry at you
- Bro's forever


§1: The only problem would be the dicksucking and fucking. I love pussy and tits.
So you get my point?

I live with my gf now. It's really not that bad, tbh. lol

Bro's before hoes, if you roll that way lmao.

But yea, I see were you're coming from with this. Just tell him straight, you don't roll that way. I'm sure it'll work out.

" - No talking after sex "I want to know you, im not just a sex-object".
- No "No-sex for you tonight(read §1 here) "


This would insinuate that you ARE having sex with this friend... just not talking to him after sex or ever cutting him off from having sex....

I thought you said this was a no-homo post bro.

Oh you nasty boi.

this wasn't what i wanted....

iSmackBabies666 wrote:I live with my gf now. It's really not that bad, tbh. lol

Yeah. It's not bad at all... in fact it's pretty cool.

My chick cooks, cleans, does the dishes, sucks my dick, rolls me blunts... whats not to like?

Chokey wrote:this wasn't what i wanted....

We know.

41OMaXiMuS wrote:

iSmackBabies666 wrote:I live with my gf now. It's really not that bad, tbh. lol

Yeah. It's not bad at all... in fact it's pretty cool.

My chick cooks, cleans, does the dishes, sucks my dick, rolls me blunts... whats not to like?

are you married?

For the record, my bestfriend(basically my brother) pretty much lives with me, too.

They both have pro and cons, tbh. Then again, my girl is nothing like what you described in the above post. She lets me sleep after sex. She's chill as hell...I guess you only date uptight bishes. Makes me samichies all the time.

Chokey wrote:

41OMaXiMuS wrote:

iSmackBabies666 wrote:I live with my gf now. It's really not that bad, tbh. lol

Yeah. It's not bad at all... in fact it's pretty cool.

My chick cooks, cleans, does the dishes, sucks my dick, rolls me blunts... whats not to like?

are you married?

Hell no.

My chick is just a down ass bitch. She's no girly girl either. She just knows a womans role. shes just funny as hell and a strong female on top of it. She does what shes told, but shes also independent, trustworthy and reliable... cant fuckin beat that.

41OMaXiMuS wrote:

Chokey wrote:

41OMaXiMuS wrote:

iSmackBabies666 wrote:I live with my gf now. It's really not that bad, tbh. lol

Yeah. It's not bad at all... in fact it's pretty cool.

My chick cooks, cleans, does the dishes, sucks my dick, rolls me blunts... whats not to like?

are you married?

Hell no.

My chick is just a down ass bitch. She's no girly girl either. She just knows a womans role. shes just funny as hell and a strong female on top of it. She does what shes told, but shes also independent, trustworthy and reliable... cant fuckin beat that.

this.

iSmackBabies666 wrote:For the record, my bestfriend(basically my brother) pretty much lives with me, too.

They both have pro and cons, tbh. Then again, my girl is nothing like what you described in the above post. She lets me sleep after sex. She's chill as hell...I guess you only date uptight bishes. Makes me samichies all the time.

Not all what I wrote were something Ive tried. Like to describe girls like that.
- Need to go. Got my own apartment 30 seconds from this one (my mothers) but I haven't any internet so... see you guys.
Please no homo jokes. you fucking fags

My girl is 27 tho Chokey, so it's a little different. Most young chicks 18 - 25 are annoying as fuck to live with. But I've known my girl since she was 13 and she's always been laid back and chill.

EDIT: Didn't see Chokey's last post until after I made this.

Lol wtf is this thread?!?!?!?!

Cmon SON!

41OMaXiMuS wrote:

Chokey wrote:

41OMaXiMuS wrote:

iSmackBabies666 wrote:I live with my gf now. It's really not that bad, tbh. lol

Yeah. It's not bad at all... in fact it's pretty cool.

My chick cooks, cleans, does the dishes, sucks my dick, rolls me blunts... whats not to like?

are you married?

Hell no.

My chick is just a down ass bitch. She's no girly girl either. She just knows a womans role. shes just funny as hell and a strong female on top of it. She does what shes told, but shes also independent, trustworthy and reliable... cant fuckin beat that.

Well I'll leave after this post. I like strong womens. Them with balls.
- dark haired (brown)
- big boobs, great ass, thin etc. typical.
- sexy eyebrowns
- thin arms
- not annoying
- horny as fuck

this should be my chick. Sounds like you have it all you lucky bastard. good for you.

Chokey wrote:

41OMaXiMuS wrote:

Chokey wrote:

41OMaXiMuS wrote:

iSmackBabies666 wrote:I live with my gf now. It's really not that bad, tbh. lol

Yeah. It's not bad at all... in fact it's pretty cool.

My chick cooks, cleans, does the dishes, sucks my dick, rolls me blunts... whats not to like?

are you married?

Hell no.

My chick is just a down ass bitch. She's no girly girl either. She just knows a womans role. shes just funny as hell and a strong female on top of it. She does what shes told, but shes also independent, trustworthy and reliable... cant fuckin beat that.

Well I'll leave after this post. I like strong womens. Them with balls.
- dark haired (brown)
- big boobs, great ass, thin etc. typical.
- sexy eyebrowns
- thin arms
- not annoying
- horny as fuck

this should be my chick. Sounds like you have it all you lucky bastard. good for you.

lmao you just listed like every guys dreamchick for the most part.

Shes got all that you listed but not huge tits, they are like a small c cup (slightly more than a handful) which is what I prefer to be honest. She can be slightly annoying sometimes, but that usually only happens when I've been playing a game for like 4 hours straight and she can't take it anymore hahahha.

Loling here

this is all i have to say.

^lmfao!

bump.