Maximus Presents - Weirdest Underwear

Blood-sucker Panties. Lil sexy Albino-Vampire Edward there doubles as a tampon when you are spotting!!


Rape Underwear. Definitely designed for raping drunk chicks. Once your victim passes out, insert penis. Then place the underwear over you and your victim. This will prevent the victim from escaping if she becomes conscious mid-rape. (Maximus does not condone raping)


Candy Necklace Underwear. If you got a salty dick, this will increase your chances of receiving oral sex.


I Sag My Ass Underwear. For 40yr old cougars that wanna false-advertise a nice round rump. Deceiving little bitches!!


Go Hard Like Some Cold Nipples Bra - Represent Hopsin & be a total slut at the same time with this new design!


Uhhhhh... yeah. Pretty sure that ruler isn't long enough.


For Evan Kettler


For those times when you shit so hard that the poop seeps through the pores in you hands.


Get Fucked In The Ass 24/7 Underwear


Wrinkly Dick Underwear.... No idea why even an asian person would want this.


Poop-Pisser Underwear. Poop while you piss. Piss while you poop. And look sexy while you do it!


Broke Back Mountain Cowboy Underwear. For those times you need to seduce a Cowboy and have anal sex in a tent on top of a secluded mountain. Results not gauranteed.


Little girls LOVE 101 Dalmations. Now little girls will LOVE your dick.


Skyrim Underwear. Probably the underwear that was worn before that Skyrim baby was born into a life of nerd shame.


Vegetarian Underwear. For faggots.


For Evan Kettlers mom


Dog Diapers. NO MO DOG SHIT.


This underwear was custom fitted to max's penis


Transfer your data to a bitches pussy at 510mb per second

Lmfao @ the Cup Insters HAHAHA!~

I want a dalmation one sooo bad

i lmfao so hard when i read the descriptions.

STRANGEgenius wrote:i lmfao so hard when i read the descriptions.

lol I was pretty proud of a few of those.

41OMaXiMuS wrote:

STRANGEgenius wrote:i lmfao so hard when i read the descriptions.

lol I was pretty proud of a few of those.

"evans mum"

Fucking LOL'd hard at some of these.

"Transfer your data to a bitches pussy at 510mb per second"

Lmfao.

Lube wrote:"Transfer your data to a bitches pussy at 510mb per second"

Lmfao.

/legend.

I sag my pants underwear. LOLWAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!

Deserves more views and posts tbh. Epic thread.

Mr. Knocks wrote:Deserves more views and posts tbh. Epic thread.

lol thanks

got any new pics?

STRANGEgenius wrote:got any new pics?

Not underwear related

But I will make a new funny thread for you guys soon. I don't wanna flood the AfterParty with too much new shit, because alot of people don't even see some of the threads I make lol.

41OMaXiMuS wrote:

STRANGEgenius wrote:got any new pics?

Not underwear related

But I will make a new funny thread for you guys soon. I don't wanna flood the AfterParty with too much new shit, because alot of people don't even see some of the threads I make lol.

i see it, but sometimes im too tired to type.