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Also, it would be better to shit in chili and feed it to her... she'll never know muahahahahha

410MaXiMuS wrote:Also, it would be better to shit in chili and feed it to her... she'll never know muahahahahha

Give her ma chile dawg

I remember one time way back in the day (I'm now old enough to say that) my friend was dating a chick who was, well... less than attractive. I made the observation that she resembled a walking banana. One time I threw an acorn at her and my $900 class ring flew off of my finger and it was nowhere to be found. At the time I was only "sorry" because I had lost my ring. I now know that was instant karma and I apologize for humilating you and calling you a banana. But you DO look like a banana... just sayin.

LMFAO!

LOLOLOL.

hey guys
since no one cares
im 75% through TROPHYS on 2 !


cwahtididthere.

rotten tomatoes

Lmao!

STRANGEgenius wrote:hey guys
since no one cares
im 75% through TROPHYS on 2 !


cwahtididthere.

Im 75% Ninja 25%Irish

Ya know what, I'm so fucked imah throw up on a hoes butt til she goes nuts

Got a video of my winning 4 lobsters on my phone from that lobster machine

gonna put it on YouTube in a min

I seen the one where you get one lobster. I was like wtf is this in asia? lol

They got em all over down here...You only see me win one of them, but I recorded me pulling them outta the machine afterwards..still dope

how much do you have to pay to use the machine

I got my fuckin boss in my pocket this week...he's got me watching his dogs until Sunday...Which means I dont gotta do shit

410MaXiMuS wrote:how much do you have to pay to use the machine

Its $2 a try...I spent like 80-120 last night for 4 of them tho lol...stupid I know

But its about the fun game tbh.

Dude... I barely have any $ for gas this week and you spent $120 on 4 lobsters... I hate you. lmao jk. I have to get a better jon. $18 an hour aint cuttin it.

410MaXiMuS wrote:Dude... I barely have any $ for gas this week and you spent $120 on 4 lobsters... I hate you. lmao jk. I have to get a better jon. $18 an hour aint cuttin it.

I spend a lot of money...I dont spread it out at all...I'd rather spend 200 one day then 50 for 4 days...Quality > Quantity

People say I have a money spending problem...But I dont hear em...I dont get that

If you make that kinda money I would say you should spend moderately and save most of it.... for a car? a house? something more substantial than lobsters lmao. not judgin u man, I think its cool as shit that you got that kinda money. I would just say you should start saving atleast a little bit of it.

410MaXiMuS wrote:If you make that kinda money I would say you should spend moderately and save most of it.... for a car? a house? something more substantial than lobsters lmao. not judgin u man, I think its cool as shit that you got that kinda money. I would just say you should start saving atleast a little bit of it.

Honestly I dont plan on living past 40...I party too much, smoke, drink etc... like every day..I'm heading down fast lol.

lmfao. I hear you man.

Lol I got bill collectors calling me everyday...You know they have to have you actually say you are the person they are calling in order to serve you with the notice?

So this fool calls "Is Andrew there?" I was nice and said "I'm sorry who is this?" , "Is Andrew There" " Who is this" "I need to speak with Andrew" "You got the wrong fucking number, call me again and I'll duck tape you to a chair, sit it in front of your mothers bed and tape your eyelids open and make you watch some fucked up shit"


I INSTA-Rage sometimes...One day its gonna get me in trouble.

lmao I love fucking with bill collectors and telemarketers.

One time this bitch caleld trying to sell me somethign and I was gettin head so I picked up the phone and she started her sales pitch and I was like "im gettin my dick sucked, do ya mind?"

that bitch had the nerve to call back and threaten to call the police on me for harrassment.

I was like u dumbass bitch you are repeatedly calling my house, you are a telemarkerter, are you retarded? - FUCK OFF CUNT.

I'd tell her "Fuckin call the cops, we can have a 3-way call while I get head and make it a 4-way"

Random clip, not sure why I uploaded this...but....

Good time at the bar, cool band, then ASS CRACK