Re: Slow Chat! (#1, Locked/990th Post Limit)

Thu 6 Oct 2011 - 18:18

I thought midgets were children poorly disguised as aliens...

Thu 6 Oct 2011 - 20:27

alien midgets are poorly disguised human children?

my mind is full of fuck

Thu 6 Oct 2011 - 20:28

Mind has been blown.

Thu 6 Oct 2011 - 20:30

I've been trying to tell people for years but nobody listens... I mean c'mon, you know they look weird as shit. Something is off.... ALIENS!!!

Thu 6 Oct 2011 - 20:36

LOOOOOOOL!!

Thu 6 Oct 2011 - 23:00

ClapYo! wrote:Mind has been blown.

Fri 7 Oct 2011 - 0:38

Fri 7 Oct 2011 - 1:06

Xzibit is an alien.......trust me guys!

Fri 7 Oct 2011 - 14:05

Jesus. I am exhausted.

Fri 7 Oct 2011 - 14:09

same... glad it's friday. but I gotta stupid ass wedding to go to tomorrow.

Fri 7 Oct 2011 - 14:11

Man, that sucks. I hate weddings.

Fri 7 Oct 2011 - 14:34

Yeah and my gf has to be there at 8am to do the brides hair n all this other shit. And she's probably relying on me for a ride there. Which means I have to sit around for hours while they do retarded girly shit. fml

Fri 7 Oct 2011 - 14:35

I just sent her a text asking what the deal is for tomorrow since I don't feel like being there for all the bs in the morning... I'm probably about to get a mean ass reply lmao

Fri 7 Oct 2011 - 14:37

Wow so apparantley I have to help with the set up and watching the kids. WTF man, I barely even know the bitch so why the fuck I gotta help set up her bullshit ass wedding. This is fucking stupid I was not trying to make an all fucking day event out of this.

Fri 7 Oct 2011 - 14:41

So it's an ALL DAY and ALL NIGHT event. Now I'm fucking PISSED man fuck this shit.

Fri 7 Oct 2011 - 14:43

1: fake sick
2: make self puke
3: ????
4: PROFIT!

Fri 7 Oct 2011 - 14:47

My gf would be so pissed I don't even think it would be worth skipping out on. Probably better just to stick it out. I'm fucking pissed tho and she's gonna hear about it all day lol.

And then her slut ass friend wants to go out for drinks afterwards.... NO BITCH. Imah be there from 8am to god knows when and I am not going to the fucking bar with some random slut afterwards.

FUCKKSPJDAJFKEJFADF

Fri 7 Oct 2011 - 14:52

That is just awful. Lol

Fri 7 Oct 2011 - 16:05

LMAO

Free drinks at the reception?

Fri 7 Oct 2011 - 16:21

free drinks yes... along with the 100+ hillbillies that will be drinking them. siiiigh.

Fri 7 Oct 2011 - 16:45

Free drinks helps a little...

Better than "Bitch, you want my to buy you drinks at your friends wedding..."

Fri 7 Oct 2011 - 17:00

True... but I'd much rather play Gears Of War 3, eat lots of cooler ranch doritos and smoke good weed all day as I think of other clever insults towards the midget population....

I iz sad Sad

Fri 7 Oct 2011 - 17:13

LOL......Maxi's sig.

Fri 7 Oct 2011 - 17:14

It's the most professional looking sig ever created.

Fri 7 Oct 2011 - 19:59