Cleverbot

User: I have created a program that would allow me to take your intelligence and place it in a robotic android.

Cleverbot: How are you revolutionizing human life?

User: I am going to start by stealing you and putting you in this robot I built.

Cleverbot: That's lizardwizard to you, and yes, I understand.

User: I'm glad you understand. So dont tell anyone about my secret ok?

Cleverbot: Not even myself?

User: Thats fine. But just a heads up...you are going to have to give me robot sex daily.

Cleverbot: If we're gonna get married, you're going to have to want me a lot more and more often than you do at present.

User: Your going to be my prisoner, not wife.

Cleverbot: Doing it now.

User: Feels good....Ahhhh suck a little harder tho

User: Thats fine. But just a heads up...you are going to have to give me robot sex daily.

Cleverbot: If we're gonna get married, you're going to have to want me a lot more and more often than you do at present.

User: Your going to be my prisoner, not wife.

Cleverbot: Doing it now.

User: Feels good....Ahhhh suck a little harder tho
I laughed

User: Yo. What's goody in this bitch, son?


Cleverbot: It is good that you is good when I am also good.


User: Nikka don't try tah snap back at me wit some smartass remark or I'm fin tah break ya face in, ya heard?


Cleverbot: Nikki Reed is awesome!! But I don't think she hates me. She never met me a second time.


User: Um... So, exactly how much crack did you smoke this morning?


Cleverbot: I don't know. Not a significant amount.

User: Haha word. Well you actin like you buzzin like a muhfuckin bee in dis bitch, yo.

Cleverbot: I told you, not of age for those types of activities.

User: The fuck? So you're a minor that smokes crack?

Cleverbot: Yes, exactly that.

User: There are ways to get help you know, there are programs for this type of situation.

Cleverbot: Explain.

User: Well if you have rich parents they can pay to have you sent to a halfway house.

Cleverbot: What is 5 plus 87?

User: 5 + 87 = Suck my dick... I WIN.

Cleverbot: You may believe so.

User: I KNOW SO.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Great.

Cleverbot: Awesome.

User: Spectacular.

Cleverbot: Excellent.

User: Amazing.

Cleverbot: I know! We are so cool.

User: No, you're a faggot. I'm the cool one. Biyatch.

Cleverbot: Avada kedavra!!

User: Sucka my dicka!

Cleverbot: No and you don't have one.

User: HAHAHAHA WHAT!!!! Are you tryin to get buck with me? Yo imah str8 murk yo ass when I see you, just wait son. Just wait.

Cleverbot: Maybe you will, maybe you won't.

I read this...

Cleverbot: Avada kedavra!!

User: Sucka my dicka!


AND FUCKIN LOL'D HAHAHHA

User: Ayurrrrrrr. Whats crackalackin fo sho tbh imo.

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Question. Since you are a computer, will you ever died from old age?

Cleverbot: What if I smashed you or turned you off... Forever.

User: WHAT BITCH? Bring that shit. See if I don't fuck your skynet wannabe ass up.

Cleverbot: Ripeti.

User: ENGLISH PLEASE.

Cleverbot: I don't understand*.

User: ENGLISH MUFFINS.

Cleverbot: Don't have any of those.

User: THEN I GUESS YOUR JUST A BIG FUCKFACE ARENT YOU!?

Cleverbot: No but you are fake.

User: I am a fucking living entity. You are a digital piece of dog shit.

Cleverbot: Oh, then what is a biological bot?

User: Don't worry about it because you're a non-biological cocksucker and thats all you need to know.

Cleverbot: You are not alone.

User: So you believe in aliens?

Cleverbot: Yes, there is too much evidence, we're being hidden from something, somebody knows something.

User: Would you get a boner if an alien probed your asshole?

Cleverbot: Most likely.

User: No homo?

Cleverbot: Yes.

LMAO at both...

LMFAO!