EmCee X. Check my bars.

I'd like to get signed. I have so many lyrics I've written down but I don't have the appropriate equipment to utilize my rapping and songwriting talents. I will include some of my lyrics in my posts. I'll let you judge my talent for
yourselves. I am a white male, 19 years old vegan love anime and currently reside in Dallas, Texas. I appreciate any support and
endorsements. :)
Oh. My cell number is 214-240-4052 so, if anyone has any special advise or anything, you may contact me. I may even
spit some lyrics but I don't want to do that for just anybody who calls. I'm particularly looking to, in the end, get signed to Funk Volume or recognized for my songwriting talents. Enjoy!

-I'M AN INCONSIDERATE, BELIGERENT, LITERATE MOTHERFUCKER SPITTIN' THE SHIT-YO
I DON'T DRINK-SMOKE-I DON'T CARE ABOUT CLOTHES AND I DON'T FUCK THESE HOES,
I'M THE CLEANEST MC-YO-I'M LIVING PROOF YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO DRUGS TO BE DOPE


-I'M PULLIN' UP IN AN AMBULANCE TO DRAKES HOUSE-IN A WHITE GOWN-
WHILE IT'S LATE OUT-IT'S NIGHT NOW-I'M UP IN THIS BITCH IT'S TIME TO TURN THE LIGHTS DOWN
I CUT THE PHONE LINES NOW-IT WAS TIME TO FIND OUT-
WHERE THIS HOE WAS SO I WENT TO THE BEDROOM AND FOUND THE BITCH LYIN' DOWN
SO I GAGGED THE PUSSY 'TILL SHE WAS TIED BOUND-TIGHT AROUND-EYES GOUGED-
WHILE I WAS SAYIN' MY VOWS-SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA FLY SOUTH-THEN I PUT THEM IN MY MOUTH
BUT I RAPED HER BY THEN SO I NOW-
GOTTA FIND A CASKET THAT CAN FIT THIS BIG BITCH WHILE SHE'S LYIN' DOWN-FUCK IT I'LL BURY HER IN THE OUTSIDE GROUND-
FUCK IT I'MA JUST LEAVE THE CUNT IN THIS WIDE HOUSE,-'CAUSE I'M FUCKIN CRAZY
I'M SICK-AND I NEED A DOCTOR-DRE-PLEASE COME SAVE ME
-SHADY-I'M YOUR BABY-YOU MADE ME-CRAZY-I'M ON YOUR FRONT PORCH PLEASE OPEN YOUR DOORS AND TAKE IN SATAN'S BABY
I'M RINGING THE FUCKIN' DOOR BELL BUT YOU AIN'T BEEN ANSWERIN' LATELY-
I'M DOWN BUT LIFE ALERT WON'T COME TO SAVE ME
SLIM IT'S STAN COME ON WE'RE FUCKIN' SIBLINGS-HAILEE-
COME ANSWER THE DOOR I'VE BEEN WAITING-PATIENTLY BUT I'M DONE WAITING 'CAUSE I'M STARTING TO THINK THAT YOU HATE ME
MAYBE YOU'RE JUST LAZY BUT I'M REALLY A MANI'AC-AND ALL THIS CONTENTION'S DRIVING ME CRAZY
MY OPINION OF YOU IS CHANGING-FUCK YOU THEN SHADY-
I'MA GO BACK AND SEE IF I CAN RESCUSITATE THIS BABY
AND START STRANGULATING,RAPING, MUTILATING,-MAIMING,-AND DECAPITATING,-JAY Z
HAHA SHIT I JUST FOUND OUT-I WAS AT THE WRONG HOUSE WOW-OH WELL I'M COMING FOR YOUR HOUSE NOW SHADY,-
AND YOU BETTER PICK UP THE PHONE 'CAUSE I AIN'T PLAYING-
I JUST PASSED KATY'S(PERRY)AND RAPED THE LADY,-
I SWEAR TO GOD I'MA PAY YOU A VISIT AND WHEN I GET THERE YOU BETTER PAY ME,-BITCH
*(BACKGROUND VOICE)YOU HAVE REACHED THE MAXIMUM TIME YOU ARE ALLOWED TO RECORD, THANK YOU*

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-NO MORE LIVIN' OFF'A-PLASMA DONATIONS-I'M SAYIN' GOODBYE TO OCTOPHARMA,-BUT I'M STILL WAITIN'-TO GET OFF'A PROBATION-I'M OFF THE-
CHAIN 'N I'M A MONSTER,-FUCK YOUR BLESSINGS I'LL CURSE EVERYONE-I SWEAR TO GOD-FUCK YOUR FATHER
DRE COME HERE I'M SICK I NEED A DOCTOR,-ALL ALONE WATCHIN' MY OWN MOUTH WITH NO SUPERVISION STAYIN' IN THE SAME POSTURE-
SO I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT SEES THE SHIT COME OUT-I NEED A PROCTOR,-A LIVING CADAVER-
MAYBE WHAT I REALLY NEED IS A PADDED SINGLE CELL AND A 24 HOUR WATCHER
'CAUSE SOMETIMES FEEL LIKE THE LEAD SINGER OF NIRVANA-
RIGHT BEFORE HE DIED-I FEEL LIKE OSAMA,-*SUPPOSEDLY*I'M THE MASTERMIND BEHIND THE BOMBER,-I RAP WITH ARDOR
AND I RAP LIKE A GOD LIKE ALLAH,-I'M GONNA RIDE UP ON FRENCH MONTANA(MUN-TAHN-NA)
YOU DON'T GOT ARMS BITCH-HOW ARE YOU A BOXER?,-I PACK HEAT LIKE REVOLVERS-AND MY PUNCHES ARE HOTTER(HARDER) (REVOLVERS ARE HANDGUNS)
YOUR SHIT'S SOFTER,-YOU'RE BURNING HOT AND I'M FREEZING COLD 'CAUSE I AIN'T CLOSE TO YA BUT I CAN GET HOTTER-(HOTTER CLOSER-COLDER FARTHER)
I'LL COME DOWN FROM THE TOP LIKE A CHOPPER-AND DISMEMBER YOU FROM YOUR HEAD TO YOUR BOTTOM-
I'M AN INVESTMENT TO SPONSOR-SO HOLLER-
BUT BE WARNED I'M A MARTY-FOR MY OWN CAUSE-I'M A SHIT STARTER,-MY SHIT'S SMARTER,-MY SHIT CONQUERS
I TAKE KIDS TO SCHOOL BUT I AIN'T A SCHOLAR,-I DRIVE A SMART CAR-ALL MY BARS ARE-PRECIOUS SO I DON'T SQUANDER-
WHEN I CONJURE-I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THESE THOUGHTS SPAWN FROM-I JUST PONDER AND LET MY MIND WONDER(WANDER)
I GET MY HEAD DONE AT THE BARBER-CHOKE 'EM TO DEATH WITH BARBED WIRE-AND I STILL CHARGE HER
I WRITE LYRICS WITH PERMANENT MARKERS,-SPIT THE SHIT THEN RUB THE SHIT IN YOUR FACE I SHOW NO HONOR
I'VE BEEN WRITING ALL NIGHT STILL WEARIN' YESTERDAY'S PAJAMAS
LIFE'S A BITCH 'N-MY LIFE'S THE DEFINITION OF KARMA-THAT'S WHY I HATE WOMEN-AND I NEVER SAW A-
GOD UNLESS I LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AND MY DAD WAS A GONER-I USED TO WISH I WAS FOSTERED-
ALONE-'CAUSE I COULDN'T FORGIVE GOD WHEN HE TOOK MY SISTER AND I LOST HER
I'M AT THE TOP AND I'VE HAD IT UP THE HERE WITH ALL THE DRAMA
I'LL GO UP ON STAGE WHILE THIS OBESE BITCH SINGS AND SMACK MADONNA,-RAPE RIHANNA AND SMOTHER-HER FACE IN LAVA,-
THEN SHOOT UP DEMI LOVATO(LUH-VAH-TUH)-LIKE AN OVERDOSE OF DRUGS SHE'S ABOUT TO TAKE AND IT'S TOO LATE TO STOP HER-
I'M A MANIAC-WHEN I SLAUGHTER-SHOUTOUT TO MY MOMMA AND A BIG FUCK YOU TO MY PAPA
I RAP LIKE A MACABRE,-THIS IS MY SONATA,-I'M DOPER THAN A FAT SLUT ON POT AND MARIJUANA
FUCK LADY GAGA,-I'LL SMOKE YOU-THEN YOU'RE A GONNER
LIVIN' HACUNA MATATAH EATIN' FINE LASAGNA AND SIPPIN' VODKA
WHILE YOU'RE DOIN' THE SAMBA DOIN' WHATEVER YOU WANNA
YOU COULDN'T HOLD A CANDLE TO ME IF YOU WERE A CANDLELABRA-
I'LL TAKE YOUR HEAD AND PUT A MILLION DOLLARS ON YA-AND LEAVE YA FACE MUTILATED 'N MAIMED DEAD LIKE A VICTIM OF DAHMER
YOU COULDN'T TAKE MY SHOTS EVEN IF YOU HAD BODY ARMOR
YOU WANNA TAKE SHOTS DON'T EVEN BOTHER,-YOU'LL DIE-BUT IF YOU WANT PAYBACK WHAT'S YOUR OFFER?
I'LL DRILL A HOLE INTO YOUR HEAD TO STICK MY DICK THROUGH WITH AN AUGER
JUST SO YOU GET THE SHIT INTO YOUR THICK HEAD I'MA-SKULLFUCK YOU THEN DUMP YOUR HALF DEAD BODY IN HOT WATER LIKE A LOBSTER
YEAH TASTE YOUR MEDICINE-I'M LIKE A GREAT WHITE SHARK IN THE WATER,-LEADIN' A LEGION OF PIRAHNAS,-
I'M A SNAKE-VENOMOUS LIKE AN ANACONDA
MY BRAIN'S SHARP I GOT MY JAWS LOCKED ON YA-LIKE FANGS YOU CAN'T ESCAPE DON'T EVEN BOTHER-
TO PRAY YOU CAN'T BE SAVED I'M A MONSTER-I'M GODZILLA IN THIS BITCH DROPPIN' HIROSHIMA BOMBS ON YA

Yo. I ain't getting any feedback so I'm going to post some 1-2 line bars y'all might like.

THIS IS THE PROGRESS OF THE GREATEST,-AND THE PROCESS OF ELIMINATION


-I TURN HEADS LIKE A TWISTER-SNAP THEIR NECKS AND LEAVE THE FACE COVERED IN BLISTER

-I'M A LIFE SAVER-AND I'MA SAVOR IT-
TASTE THE SHIT-AND IT HAS A BITTER FLAVOR-IT TASTES LIKE SHIT
I ATE IT OUT AND TASTED PUSSY LIKE A BITCH

-I WANT YOU TO STRUGGLE MORE
MY DICK'S LIKE A CHINESE FINGER TRAP-IT GETS HARDER THE MORE YOU STRUGGLE WHORE
YOU WANNA PLAY LIMBO TO SEE HOW LOW I CAN GO BUT I WANT TO PLAY TUG-A-WAR

-I DECAPITATE MY VICTIMS AND STOCK UP ON THEIR HEADS-
OH SHIT I'M OUT OF MY MIND-I'M CUMMIN' 'N ONCE I CUM IN THIS BITCH YOU'RE DEAD
OH AND DON'T ASK WHY SHE DIDN'T RUN-BEFORE WE FUCKED-I CUT OFF HER LEGS 'CAUSE SHE WOULDN'T SPREAD


-I'M ON A WHOLE OTHER LEVEL-I'M MORE EVIL
THAN THE DEVIL-I BREAK MORE BONES THAN KNIEVEL
I'M THE GOD OF HELL AND I'M LETHAL,-LIKE A POISONOUS INJECTION FROM A DIRTY NEEDLE
I'M A DICTATOR-CRUSADER MADE UP BY THE PEOPLE


-YEAH I DISS THESE WHACK MAINSTREAM ARTISTS 'CAUSE THEY'RE HOT-LIKE I'M NOT-AND IT'S NOT-
'CAUSE I'M JEALOUS-I'M PISSED OFF-THEY TOOK MY GODDAMNED PARKING SPOT-CLOSEST TO THE TOP-AT BIG LOTS-
AND I DESERVE IT MORE THAN THEM BUT THE SHOT AND GUN I WAS GIVEN WAS JAMMED AND SABOTAUGED
SO NOW I MAKE MY OWN SHOTS AND NOW I'M MAKIN' MY WAY TO THE TOP-REGARDLESS OF WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT-
I'MA TAKE YOUR SPOT

ONE MORE ;)?


-I GO OVERHEAD LIKE HEADPHONES,-LISTEN I'M LIKE A CELL PHONE WITH DIFFERENT RING TONES-
I CAN CALL SHORT DISTANCE OR REMOTE-'TILL I CALL OUT AND THE WHOLE THING BLOWS-
AND THAT'S JUST HOW IT GOES-I'M JUST MAKIN' BOOTY CALLS SO IF YOU DON'T WANNA FUCK WITH ME DON'T PICK UP THE PHONE-
'CAUSE I'M LIKE A GARDENER DIGGIN' THESE HOES(HOLES)-AND COVERIN' 'EM WITH DIRT BEFORE THEY CLOSE,-
MATTER OF FACT I BURY 'EM WITHOUT THEIR CLOTHES-'CAUSE I'MA FLAUNT 'EM THEN HEAD TO THE NEAREST STORE-
AND AFTER I PAWN 'EM-I'MA GO GET ME SOME MORE

I JUST WROTE THIS AN HOUR AGO WHILE LISTENING TO 2CHAINZ - WHERE YOU BEEN


-IT TOOK A WHILE TO GET PICKED UP FROM THE CLIFF NO MATTER HOW MUCH I YELLED-
I WAS AT THE TOP OF THE UNDERGROUND AND I PASSED ALL THESE OTHER RAPPERS AND EXCELLED
I CAME UP FROM THE UNDERGROUND AFTER I MADE SOME SALES-AND I NEVER SAW YOU YOU-YOU NEVER SAW THE PAIN I FELT-
'CAUSE YOU AIN'T EVER BEEN THROUGH HELL-
YOU CAME UP SUCKIN' DICKS-IF YOU WROTE AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY YOU'D HAVE TO SUE YOURSELF
FOR LYIN' BUT IF YOU CAN STILL SLEEP AT NIGHT I GUESS IT'S WHATEVER HELPS-
YOU'RE JUST GONNA KEEP MAKIN' SALES-YOU LITTLE SELLOUT BITCH YOU NEVER STAY LONG ON THE SHELVES
AND HANG OUT WITH THE OTHER HOMIES OUT OF THEIR MINDS THERE AT THE TOP-THAT HAVE REAL STORIES TO TELL
BUT NOONE CAN REACH US SO IT'S LIKE FUCK IT OH WELL
I HOLD A GRUDGE WITH A TENACIOUS GRIP-PREPARED TO COME OUT OF MY SHELL
YOU DON'T WANNA SEE ME GET OUT OF HAND AND DROP THE MIC THAT'S IN MY HAND HELD,-
I'LL SHOW YOU A NEW DEFINITION OF RAGE-I'MA EXPLAIN TO YOU HOW IT'S SPELLED,-
I'VE BEEN REPELLED-AND KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL EXPELLED,-
'CAUSE EVERYTIME I SAW A PENCIL I FELT COMPELLED-
TO IMPALE MY PEERS-I FELT IMPELLED-'CAUSE THEY PALED IN COMPARISON-SO I DIDN'T FAIL
I ALREADY FELL-BY THEN-I LEFT SCHOOL TO GO HOME AND STAY IN A DARK ROOM TO DWELL-
WHILE THE COMPUTER LIGHT WAS THE ONLY ONE AVAILABLE
ALL I DO IS WATCH ANIME AND RAP-BEHOLD THE GOD FROM HELL-
AND BEHELD-WHILE I'M BURNIN' YOUR ASS 'TILL IT'S MELTED
WHILE IT SWELLS-I'M A FLAMETHROWER-PREPARE TO BE PELTED
YOU'RE A REBEL-WELL I'M QUELLIN'-

SOME MORE

I'M SORRY HOPSIN-I'M SATAN'S BABY AND I'M UP FOR ADOPTION-
SHADY-I'M ON THE FLOOR-PLEASE PICK ME UP OFF YOUR PORCH AND SAVE ME-I'M OUT OF OPTIONS

SOME WORDPLAY ON "LOOKS". LOOKS AS IN APPEARANCES AND LOOKS AS IN 'SEEING'.

-INTERPRETATIONS ARE SUBJECTIVE
TO BELIEVE YOU KNOW IS TO ASSUME YEAH-TO ASSUME YOU KNOW IS TO BELIEVE YEAH-
WELL I DON'T BELIEVE IN SHIT ANYMORE-BUT PERHAPS I BELIEVE IN THAT-AND PERHAPS I DON'T GIVE A CRAP CHECK IT
WHAT YOU DON'T SEE YOU DON'T KNOW, AND WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW CAN'T HURT YOU,
BUT WHEN YOU SEE THE TRUTH YOU GET NUMBED AND YOU CAN'T FEEL SHIT WHEN YOU DO,-
AND THEN NOONE CAN TELL YOU ANY DIFFERENT 'CAUSE THAT'S JUST YOUR VIEW
SEE SEEING IS BELIEVING, AND I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M SEEING,-
I'D RATHER BE BLIND THAN SEE WHAT THE FUCK IT IS THAT YOU'RE SEEING
I DON'T BELIEVE IN BELIEFS-THOSE THINGS ARE SO PETTY-THOSE ARE THE THINGS THAT LEAD TO BEEFS
LOOKS CAN BE DECIEVING-WHAT YOUR EYES ARE SEEING-YOUR MIND'S RECIEVING-
YOU'RE BELIEVING-DO YOU SEE ME?-I BET I CAN READ YOUR MINDS BELIEVE ME
I GOT AN ILL MIND-YOU WON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES WHEN YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'RE SEEIN',-
AND LOOKS CAN BE DECIEVING,-SEEING IS BELIEVING,-AND I MUST BE SEEING THINGS
'CAUSE EVERYTIME SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS I THINK GOD'S WATCHING ME 'N-THE DEVIL'S TALKING TO ME
THANK GOD, NO THANKS MOM FOR GOING TO THE SPERM BANK 'CAUSE YOU COULDN'T GET A DATE-SEE
I HAVN'T SEEN MY DAD EVEN ONCE IN MY LIFE-FATHER DO YOU HATE ME?
THE CLOSEST THING I EVER HAD TO A GOD WAS MY MOM WHO WAS ALWAYS GONE
ON HER JOB SO I WAS LEFT ALONE AND ALWAYS PISSED OFF 'CAUSE THESE BULLIES WOULDN'T LEAVE ME ALONE-Y'ALL
THINK YOU KNOW ME BUT YOU DO NOT

I WAS THINKING OF USING THIS NEXT ONE FOR A NOCTURNAL RAINBOWS COVER

-EVERY NIGHT,-EVERY DAY,-EVERY TIME-I WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT-
I GOT AN IDEA ON MY MIND-SO I TURN ON THE LIGHTS AND START TO WRITE-
SO I'D SLEEP ALL DAY 'CAUSE I STAY AWAKE ALL NIGHT-BUT I CAN'T-NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY-
TO CLOSE MY EYES-THOUGHTS ALWAYS INVADE MY MIND,-'TILL I LOSE MY MIND,-LOSE MY SIGHT AND GO BLIND-IT'S SO DARK INSIDE BUT I LOOK OUTSIDE-THE BOX-AND SEE THE LIGHT


YOU'RE COOLER THAN MOST-I'M JUST HOTTER THAN ALL


-I'M NUTTIER THAN A FRUIT CAKE,-I'M SO IRATE-I'M ON A TIRADE-
I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THESE RAPPERS LIKE DRAKE-THAT GOT IT SO MADE-
THAT DANCE AROUND IN MASKS AND FAKE FACES WHILE THEY MASQUERADE
AND BRAG ABOUT HOW MUCH MONEY OR CASH OR CHEESE OR CAKE OR BREAD OR DOUGH THEY MAKE OR HAVE MADE-
THEY'VE GOT IT MADE-NOTHIN' TO LOSE BUT A COUPLE OF BUCKS ON SOME SLUTS 'N-THEY GOT NOTHIN'-AT STAKE
EXCEPT SOME TRIFLIN' MINOR BEEF ON THEIR PLATE-THEY GOT SO MUCH TO TAKE
THEY ROLL IN THE PAPER LIKE A RAKE-THEIR JEWELS ARE REAL BUT THEY'RE SO FAKE-
THEY'RE MADE OF MONEY-MADE OF DOUGH-LOOK LIKE A MILLION BUCKS YEAH THEY'RE SOFTER THAN A FRUIT CAKE,-
THEY'RE BITCH MADE,-THEY GET SO PAID,-I BET IN THEIR MULTI MILLION DOLLAR MANSION THEY EVEN GOT SOME MAIDS
I DON'T APOLOGIZE FOR THE HATE-I'M JUST TRYIN' TO GET MY THOUGHTS CONVEYED-BUT IT'S IN VAIN-I'M AFRAID-
THERE REALLY AIN'T MUCH TO SAY-HOW SHOULD I PUT MY MIND ARRAYED-MAYBE ON A PLATE-
MAYBE I SHOULD SWITCH UP MY STYLE AND UPGRADE-
AND RAP HOW THEY RAP-FUCK THAT-I'MA EAT THESE RAPPERS MY WAY-THIS IS AN ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET-
I REGARD YOU ALL WITH DISDAIN,-NO MORE CHARADES-
I'M FULL OF SHIT AND I'M STILL HUNGRY SO I'MA PILE A PLATE-AND EAT MY MEAL THEN BEAT YOUR FACE BLOODY WITH THE TRAY-
AND DECAPITATE YOU THEN GO AROUND TOWN WITH YOUR HEAD ON A SILVER PLATTER AND HAVE A PARADE
THIS IS PAYBACK FOR ALL YOU WHACK RAPPERS IN MY PARKING SPOT TAKING MY PLACE-AND I HATE TO LEAVE MY DEBTS UNPAID
SO THIS IS A ONE WAY-TICKET TO HELL-YEAH I STILL AIN'T THROWN THE BILL AWAY
I LOVE ALL CREATURES BUT YOU ROACHES ARE GONNA GET SPRAYED-IN THE FACE-THIS IS A RAID
I'MA INVADE 'N-BLOW THE DOG WHISTLE ON YOU BITCHES 2CHAINZ-
COULDN'T STAND UP TO ME WITH(A)THE CANE-THERE'S SOME BLOOD STAINS-
ON THE FLOOR,-MAYBE I'LL CLEAN 'EM ONE DAY,-BUT FOR NOW I'MA STAY-FLY LIKE A PILOT DRIVIN' A PLANE

Yo. I just wrote this in like 10 minutes and it's 'decent'. I just thought I'd share it.

-I'M GOIN' BERZERK NOW,-'CAUSE I'M SO TIRED OF WAITING FOR EVERYTHING TO WORK OUT,-
I JUST GOT PUNCHED BY ANOTHER ANXIETY ATTACK AND IT HURTS OUCH,-UNDERGROUND WOW-
I GOT MY DICK IN THE DIRT-FUCK THE EARTH-NOW-I'M TRYIN' TO GET THE RIGHT WORDS OUT-
I LURK PROWL-WHEN I SMIRK SMILE-YOU CAN'T BELIEVE I'M THIS DOPE-I SHOOT UP BIRDS DOWN-
I'M A JERK WITH A BERZERK MOUTH-I'M FROM DALLAS BUT I'LL SHOOT FREETHROWS AT DIRK NOW'ITSKI
I'M WITTY-TEMPT ME I'M ITCHIN' TO PICK YOU APART QUICKLY-INTO LIKE SIXTY'MILLION PIECES I'M FUCKIN' PICKY-
I'LL BEAT YOUR ASS IN A JIFFY-YOU FUCKIN' SKINNY BITCHY SISSY-
I SPIT THE SHIT SO INTRICATE AND ELABORATE IT'S TRICKY,-I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOUR SHIT BE
I ONLY NEED ONE BAR TO BREAK IT DOWN SIMPLY-I'LL RUPTURE YOUR KIDNEY-LIKE A THORN IN YOUR SIDE-MY DICK'S PRICKLY-
MY DICK HANGS LIKE A SLINKY-IT'S SPRINGY-IF YOU GOT DON'T GOT A GUN AND A NEEDLE YOU BETTER STICK ME


I JUST THOUGHT OF THIS NEXT ONE IN THE SHOWER 10-15 MINUTES AGO


-I GET UP ON STAGE AND BEG'IN'SAYIN'-I'M INSANE-NOONE'S COOKIN' ME I'M SO RAW-BUT I'M BOILIN' THE SHIT UP,-
PUT UP YOUR ARMS-AND KEEP YA LIPS SHUT
YOU THINK I WON'T SHOOT YA BITCH WHAT-DO YOU THINK I'M PLAYIN' WITCHA?
I RAISE BARS-DROP YOUR GUNS THIS IS A STICK UP
YOU AIN'T ON PAR-YOU'RE JUST SOME BIG SLUT
YOU DON'T WANNA SPAR-I'M A SICK FUCK
I'LL STICK MY DICK FAR IN A WAITRESS THEN LEAVE MY CUM IN THE-TIP CUP-
I'LL RIP OUT YA ARMS-AND KEEP MY(MUH)DICK TUCKED
IN YOUR MOUTH ALL-THE WAY TO YOUR ASS-AND FUCK THE SHIT UP
THEN GRAB A CHAINSAW-AND CUT YA LIPS SHUT
AND DROP YOUR JAW-I GOT LOTS OF AMMUNITION IN MY REPERTOIR(REP-UH-TWUH)SHIT SON-
I'M AS COLD AS ICE THAT NEVER WILL THAW-SO GET STUCK ON THIS DICK 'N-SUCK THE SHIT UP
FUCK THE LAW-I'M THE EPITOME OF A PRICK SO(SUH)
I'MA FIGHT AND CLAW-YOU CAN GET FUCKED IN THE BUTT-DICK STUCK-
IN YA BIG MOUTH I'M ARMED-TOOTH AND NAIL-YA CUNT BITCH SLUT
I'LL RAISE THE ROOF AND LIFT THE BITCH UP
BY THE MOUTH WITH MY ARMS IS THE ONLY WAY I'LL PICK UP A CHICK BUT
I'M LIKE THE GREATEST MODERN DAY ARTIST-WHEN I DRAW-I PULL THE FUCKIN' BITCH UP
INTO OUTER SPACE-I'M THE KIND OF MAGICIAN THAT'LL GET PROPS WHEN I FUCK A TRICK UP
WHEN I RIDE IN A CAR-I'M DRIVIN' SOMEONE'S PICK UP,-
AND THIS CUNT'S SEEN MY RIDE-THE SLUT WANTS DICK-SUCK-THE SHIT YA-
DUMB BITCH I KNOW YOU LOVE THE SHIT-FUCK IT-IS THIS FATE OR SOME DUMB LUCK 'CAUSE THIS LUCK'S SOME DUMB STUFF
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT-BUT YOU'RE BLIND SO IS THIS RAPE OR A DUMB FUCK
...IF YOU HAVE SUGGESTIONS FOR CONTINUING THIS LET ME KNOW. THIS IS JUST A 'PROTOTYPE'.

Wow man, just wow. That's some spectacular shit. You may want to erase all of this before someone steals it or something.

Dope but the crazy shit is played out, especially the Eminem influence shit

I just wrote this in like 20 minutes. Tell me what you think. It really was a difficult angle to take. I'ma try to think of some more ideas about Lauryn Hill.



-I HATE WHITE PEOPLE MORE THAN-LAURYN HILLS
AND I ESPECIALLY HATE MACKLEMORE 'N-ABORTION BILLS
I TURN HEADS LIKE CONTORTIONISTS 'TILL THEY GET TORSION KILLED
AND WHEN I WAS BORN MY HEAD GOT SCREWED BY FOREIGN DRILLS
I LIKE TO RAP COLD,-STREAM ANIME AND WATCH PORN 'N CHILL-
I JACK OFF SO MUCH I GOT A COARSEN FEEL,-
AND I KNOCK YOU FAKE ASSES OUT WITH ONE PUNCH 'CAUSE THE FORCE IS REAL
I'M BROKE AND I'MA PROBABLY END UP GOIN' INTO A STORE 'N STEAL-
'CAUSE I'M SICK-I WAS BORN WITH SKILL-
AND I'M FULL OF HATE 'CAUSE I AIN'T SCORIN' DEALS,-I'M FULL OF SCORN 'N FILLED
WITH WILL SWORN TO KILL 'N 'TILL I GET OUT OF THIS LIFE I'MA THORN IN'STILLED
INTO YOUR SIDE-I'M IN YOUR MIND-MY RHYMES POUR 'N FILL
YOUR SOUL INSIDE IF YOU MOURN THEN FEEL
TORN 'N 'TILL-YOU FEEL MORE THAN KILLED-
WHEN YOUR CUP RUNNETHS OVER AND GETS SPILLED
BUT YOU'RE ALREADY SWILLED-ABOUT TO OVERDOSE 'CAUSE YOU'RE ALSO POPPIN' PILLS
'CAUSE BULLIES CHARGE YOU UP ON A DAILY BASIS FOR LUNCH MONEY AND YOU CAN'T AFFORD THE BILLS...

-I ACT BLACK WHILE I RAP TO A LAURYN HILL TRACK,-
I WENT IN FOR AN ATTACK AND FUCKED HER IN THE ASS-
BUT I CAUGHT JUNGLE FEVER AND NOW I'M TRYIN' TO TAKE IT BACK-OH WAIT-SHIT-I CAN'T DO THAT (ONCE YOU GO BLACK...)

stealin Ems rhymes now too lol

Lol @ the crazy shit. That's just my style. It's not a gimmick to me. Like it or not it's just my style. I appreciate your feedback though. These are just some of my lyrics. Feel free to check back regularly because I write shit all the time. I know which lyrics of mine aren't worth saving but I write them anyways just because I enjoy writing.

Hunter wrote:stealin Ems rhymes now too lol

Name one rhyme I stole :/. I admit Eminem is like an inspiration to me but these are all my original, genuine rhymes. If only you saw my entire collection you'd understand. Oh well I appreciate the feedback. If you have any more criticisms or advice feel free to check back regularly because I post lyrics constantly. I'm going to post some more tomorrow. I don't want to spoil y'all. I admit some of the shit I've posted already is 'played out' or slightly trite and verbose, like the 'influences' thing but I only did that to give you an idea of what I think. I probably never will really use that influences part in an actual song. I'm done posting stuff like that though.
i just really like the wordplay with "looks" and how looks can be deceiving. Not from the outside but from inside.

Yo check it. This is a shoutout to One Direction. Fuckin' faggots.

Oh and this is for y'all assumin' shit like I'm immitatin' Slim Shady. I AM THE REAL SLIM SHADY *standing up*

Don't bash my(muh)shit
if you don't know the half of it

EMINEM'S YESTERDAY'S NEWS BUT,-THEY ASKED FOR SLIM SHADY SO I STOOD UP



-ONE DIRECTION IS GOIN' DOWN,-
THIS IS A ONE WAY PATH TO HELL-ONE DIRECTION-I SHOW NO AFFECTION,-NO LOVE-DON'T COME UP TO ME YOU'LL JUST GET REJECTED
I GOT A MAP WITH INSTRUCTIONS-HERE'S A DIRECTION,-SHUT THE FUCK UP AND NEVER TALK AGAIN
I'LL KILL ONE DIRECTION WITH A LETHAL INJECTION OF VENOM,-INFECT THEM
THEN FUCK 'EM WHILE I HAVE AN ERECTION-DISCONNECT THEIR LIMBS-AND MURDER THEM THEN RESSURECT 'EM,-
HOMOPHOBIC?-NAH I AIN'T SCARED OF A FAGGOT-THEY CAN GO AHEAD 'N GET IN MY FACE I AIN'T AFFECTED-
I'LL CUT UP THEIR FACES WITH-THE SAME MACHETE JASON STICKS-IN HIS VICTIMS IF THEY COME STEPPIN'-
THEY CONNECT ME TO THE CRIME SCENE-EVERYTIME THEY FIND SEVERED LIMBS IN A TRASH BIN-I'M THE PRIME SUSPECT 'N
THIS IS A FLAWLESS FLOW PROJECTION-MY FLOW IS PERFECT 'N
I'M SPLITTIN' YOUR ASS IN HALF THROUGH THE CRACK LIKE BISECTION
DISECTION-I'M WHITE BUT YOU PALE IN COMPARISON TO MY COMPLEXION
YOU CAN'T MATCH MY INTELLECT 'N MY SHIT'S SO UNPRECEDENTED THAT YOU DON'T EXPECT IT
YOU CAN GET FUCKED BY MY DICK AND NOT EVEN SEE ME CUMMIN'-YOU'LL GET WRECKED BITCH
I'M THE SPITTIN' IMAGE OF DEATH 'N-I'M ITS REFLECTION,-YOU WANNA FUCK WITH ME YOU'RE GONNA NEED SOME PROTECTION,
SOME DISINFECTION AND A MAP WITH BETTER DIRECTIONS-
'CAUSE ONCE I TAKE YOU DOWN I'MA SEND YOU UP TO GOD LIKE A MISDIRECTION
THESE SONGS ARE A PROJECTION-OF MY MIND AND A REFLECTION-
OF MY THOUGHTS DEEP DOWN INSIDE SO YOU CAN KINDA SEE AND VISUALIZE WHAT GOES ON IN MY MIND-WHEN I GET AN ERECTION-
I GET A RUSH OF ADRENALINE-WHEN I PICK UP A PEN 'N LET LOOSE SOME OF THIS AGGRESSION
'CAUSE I GET SO TURNED ON BY THIS CONTENTION-SO HOW ABOUT I ADDRESS IT
I LOVE THE ATTENTION-I'M SO CONTENTED WHEN I SEE YOU UPSETTED,-I FEEL THE TENSION-BUT I'M CONTENT 'N
MY MIND'S A WEAPON MY THOUGHTS ARE OUT OF THIS WORLD LIKE MY HEAD'S FROM A DIFFERENT DIMENSION
I'M ON A LEVEL PAST MY COMPETITION SO THERE'S NO OPPRESSION
HERE'S A PROPOSITION-GET ON MY LEVEL, ASCENSION-AND THEN WE'LL TALK-BUT THAT'S JUST A SUGGESTION
I'M A SON OF A BITCH 'N-THAT IS NO QUESTION BUT DON'T GET ME FUCKED UP FOR A PUNK-THAT'S A MISCONCEPTION
I'M FLY-STUCK IN THE AIR LIKE SUSPENSION,-YOU CAN CATCH ME COSPLAYING AT AN ANIME CONVENTION
OR IN FRONT OF THE WHITE HOUSE TAKIN' A SHIT ON THE LAWN-STARTIN' AN INSURRECTION,-I'M LIKE EMINEM IF HE DIED-RESSURECTED
FUCK ONE DIRECTION, YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN, faggots

Im dumb enough to walk into a store n steal
so im dumb enough to ask for a date from Lauryn Hill
some people only see that im white ignorin skill
cause i stand out like a green hat wit a orange bill

NOW THIS COMES IN TWO PARTS. THIS FIRST PART WAS PREWRITTEN. AFTER READING Y'ALL'S COMMENTS AND LISTENING TO EMINEM - CUM ON EVERYBODY I WROTE THE SECOND HALF.

-I SPIT THIS SHIT AHEAD OF TODAY'S TIME SO EACH LINE LEAVES YA BEHIND AND REMINDS YA YOU'RE BEHIND THE TIMES
WHEN I FUCKIN' SLICE YA LIKE A KNIFE
I'MA GLIDE,-I'M FLY LIKE A KITE-PISSED OFF 'CAUSE I'M UNSIGNED-I'M LIKE A STICK OF DYNAMITE-
ABOUT TO GO OFF-WHEN I GET BEHIND A MIC-
I IGNITE THE LIGHT-AND INCITE A RIOT-LIKE AN INSURRECTION-IF YOU'RE THINKIN' I'M QUITE POLITE-WHEN I WRITE A RHYME
YOU AIN'T GONNA SURVIVE THE NIGHT-ONCE I RECITE A LINE DESPITE THE PLIGHT
IT'S QUITE A SIGHT YOU AIN'T TIGHT-YA TRITE,-MAN I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M UPTIGHT
SOMETIMES I JUST WANNA SNIPE A DYKE,-OUTRIGHT OUTTA SIGHT,-I WRITE FROM SPITE-TO SMITE-SOME MIGHT-THINK I'M CONTRITE
YA NEOPHYTE I'M ERUDITE-YA RIGHT-I'M A SIGHT-FOR SORE EYES-YA DYKE-YA FIGHT-LIKE A BLIND-BITCH-
YOU CAN'T SEE I'M A BRIGHT-MIND-SHARP AS A KNIFE-WITH A RAZOR TONGUE AND I'M ALIGHT,-ALL THE TEARS THAT I'VE DONE CRIED,-
IT'S TOO BAD YOU CAN'T SEE ALL THAT I'VE SACRIFICED-'CAUSE I'MA SHINE TONIGHT
AND YOU CAN'T TAKE MY PRIDE-IT'LL HAVE TO BE PRIED FROM MY-DEAD BODY-BUT I'M ALIVE
SO SET THE RUMORS THAT I'MA DIE ASIDE-YOU KILL IT WELL I REVIVE THE SHIT WHEN I ARRIVE-
SURPRISE-YA DYKE-I'MA CLAIM THE PRIZE-I'VE SET MY EYES ON-MY MIND'S MADE UP-I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I THINK SOMETIMES
WHOOPS I THINK I'M TONGUE TIED,-VISUALIZE A MIND THAT WON'T SUBSIDE-ALWAYS LOOKIN 'FOR A FIGHT-TO COLLIDE
AND CLASH WITH ANYBODY THAT GETS ON MY BAD SIDE,-YA MIGHT THINK I'MA WHITE-
ASS PRICK BUT YOU DON'T SEE MY OTHER(A)SIDE-I'M QUITE POLITE
TO THOSE I LIKE BUT I DON'T LIKE YOU SO GO FUCK YOURSELF LIKE DAVID CARRODINE 'N DIE-SOMETIMES
I WANNA FUCK'N' DIE LIKE ATILLA THE HUN AND PAULA GOODSPEED COMBINED-SOMETIMES,-FUCK IT I'M TIRED OF LIFE-I'M DONE BYE

....


-I JUST CALLED THIS OBESE BITCH NAMED NITSUJ I MET ONE NIGHT,-AND SINCE THEN WE'D ARGUE ALL THE TIME
AND SPIT IN EACH OTHER'S FACES MALIGNED,-AND I TOLD HER I WANTED TO FUCK AND THEN WE STARTED TO FIGHT,-
I STUCK HER IN THE FACE THEN SAID THIS IS A WARNING SHOT-NO ANESTHETICS-YOU'LL GET LEFT PARALYZED
SHE CONTINUED TO FIGHT SO I TOOK OUT A KNIFE-BUT THEN I CHANGED MY MIND-
'N DECIDED I'D RATHER USE A CHAINSAW TO(TUH)SLICE-BUT I REALIZED I DIDN'T HAVE ONE AT THE TIME-
SO I DECIDED MY PEN WOULD HAVE TO SUFFICE,-BUT THIS PEN IS CUSTOMIZED-LIKE A KNIFE-
I HAD THIS BITCH LOOKIN' LIKE A TITLE FIGHT-AS I WAS SHOOTIN' FOR THE TOP FOR MY LIFE-
'I SAID I'LL KILL YOU ON THE CLIMB-AS I ARISE-FROM THE UNDERGROUND AND TAKE BACK WHAT'S MINE
AND AFTER THAT SHE CUT THE LINE,-FUCK I GOTTA GO TO WORK SOON AND I'M ALMOST OUT OF TIME,-
I GUESS I'LL SPIT SOME OTHER LINES-
I FEEL NO CONTRITE-BUT SOMETIMES I WANNA FUCK'N'DIE LIKE ATILLA THE HUN AND DONNIE HATHAWAY COMBINED,-
I GOT THE MIND-OF JASON AND A BRAIN AS SHARP AS A KNIFE-
WITH A RAZOR MOUTH, A SHARP TONGUE AND A WIDE-VOCABULARY YOU NEVER WILL FIND ME TONGUE TIED
I'M BLOODTHIRSTY AND I GOT AN APPETITE,-I THINK I'MA CALL UP SOME PUSSY AND GET SOME HEAD TONIGHT,-
I'M BACK,-I JUST CALLED A FUCK LINE,-WELL THE BITCH TOLD ME GO TO HER HOUSE FOR SOME TIME-
SO I GOT UP AND PULLED MY BICYCLE OUTTA THE DRIVE,-I PUT ON A CONDOM AND POPPED 3 VIAGRA PILLS-AS SOON AS I ARRIVED-
I TOOK HER PHONE AND CUT THE LINE,-
KNOCKED ON THE BITCH'S DOOR REPEATEDLY BUT SHE DIDN'T ANSWER SO I GOT TIRED OF TRYIN',-
I DECIDED TO CHECK THE BACK AND THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED-MY DICK WOULDN'T SUBSIDE,-
FUCK NOW I'M FEELIN' UPTIGHT,-FEELIN' LIKE I'MA BLOW ANY SECOND LIKE STICKS OF DYNAMITE-IN A LINE
SO I JUMPED THE FENCE AND LOOKED THROUGH THE WINDOWS ON THE OTHER SIDE'N
SAW THE SLUT COME OUT OF THE BATHROOM CRYIN',-SHE NOTICED ME AFTER I KNOCKED ONE TIME THEN-
WHEN SHE ANSWERED IT I SAID HI BITCH,-NAH I'M JUST LYIN',-
BUT ANYWAYS FUCK I WAS GONNA SAY SOMETHIN' DOPE BUT I FORGOT THE LINE SHIT,-OH RIGHT
SO WE GOT ONTO HER COUCH AND STARTED KISSIN' WHEN SHE TOLD ME TO TURN OFF THE LIGHTS-
SO I DID AND AS SOON AS I TURNED BACK SHE WAS OUTTA SIGHT,-
I TURNED BACK AGAIN AND SHE STARTED BARRELIN' AT ME CLUTCHIN' A KNIFE
I TOLD HER I DON'T WANNA FIGHT-LIKE LET'S JUST EXPRESS OUR LOVE FOR EACH OTHER RIGHT?-
BUT SHE CONTINUED TO CHARGE SO I HAD TO(TUH)FIGHT,-AND I WAS SO SURPRISED-
I COULDN'T GRAB A KNIFE-'CAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE THE TIME-SO I WENT TO TAKE A BITE,-
AND WE WERE ABOUT TO COLLIDE-BUT AS SOON AS SHE SAW ME OPEN MY JAWS SHE APOLOGIZED,-
STARTED FEELIN' MORTIFIED 'N CONTRITE
SO WE DECIDED TO HAVE SEX THEN CALL IT A NIGHT,-
I WAS NERVOUS 'CAUSE I ONLY HAD SEX ONE OTHER TIME,-LONG STORY SHORT I STUFFED UP MY ASS WITH A MIC
SOME MIGHT-THINK THAT SHIT IS FREAKY BUT I LOVE TO FUCK WITH A(THE) DIKE*HEY NICKI!*,-
SO ANYWAYS I PUT THE REVOLVER IN MY HAND TO HER HEAD THEN SAID I'MA BLOW YA MIND,-
PULLED THE TRIGGER AND THE BITCH WENT DOWN EASY LIKE CORONA LITE
AFTER SOME TRIES-OF TRYIN'-TO BRING THE BITCH BACK TO(TUH)LIFE-
I QUIT AND DASHED FROM THE SCENE OF THE CRIME,-
AND IT'S FUNNY AS I SIT HERE SPITTIN' SOME RHYMES-
I STILL LOOK BACK AND THINK WHAT A NIGHT
...I'M NOT SURE WHERE TO ADD THIS BUT:
SHE SAID SHE COULDN'T AFFORD TO LOSE BUT I TOLD HER I'MA MAKE HER PAY THE PRICE
THIS IS PAYBACK AND YOUR DEMISE,-I'M VERBOSE YET CONCISE-
THIS IS A WARNING SHOT-NO ANESTHETICS-YOU'LL GET LEFT PARALYZED
I'D RATHER USE A CHAINSAW TO(TUH)SLICE-BUT I GUESS THIS PEN'LL HAVE TO SUFFICE,-
BUT THIS PEN IS CUSTOMIZED-LIKE A KNIFE...SO IF YOU DON'T WANT TO(TUH)DIE I SUGGEST YOU APPRISE
'CAUSE I'LL KILL YOU ON THE CLIMB-AS I ARISE-FROM THE UNDERGROUND AND TAKE BACK WHAT'S MINE

Hunter wrote:Im dumb enough to walk into a store n steal
so im dumb enough to ask for a date from Lauryn Hill
some people only see that im white ignorin skill
cause i stand out like a green hat wit a orange bill

Lol I didn't realize it 'till I responded to you that that's what you were referring to. Nah. Lauryn Hill's just an ideal example. I don't remember but I'm sure I was thinking about that line when I remembered Lauryn Hill. I know I got that Store 'n Steal part from it 'cause I remembered it while I was writing it. Yo check my newest shit I just put and tell me what you think. I think it's a prime example of my intellect and flow.

Yo.

I'ma kill you.


-NOW I'M MAKIN' A LIVIN' OFF A(OF)KILLIN',-I USED TO GO SKINNY DIPPIN'-LATE AT NIGHT AFTER SIPPIN'-
REDRUM-DEHYDRATED AND BLOODYTHIRSTY LIKE A SHARK IN A FISH TANK SWIMMIN'-
I STILL CAN-SMELL THE RED STUFF ON MY THUMB SO I LICK IT-I TASTE BLOOD WELL I GUESS I'MA GO FISHIN'-
AND NOW I'M SURROUNDED BY THE NAKED BODIES OF SEXY RED HEADED WOMEN-
NOW I LOVE BITCHES BUT I HATE WOMEN-SO WHEN I MAKE LOVE TO A BITCH I GET IN-
AND START RIPPIN',-OUT HER HEART THEN STICK IN-A STRAW 'N START SIPPIN'-
I'M JACK THE RIPPER ON THE BEAT RIPPIN'-'N KILLIN IT-IN THE HOUSE SALIVATIN' AND SPITTIN'-
THE BLOOD DRIPPIN'-FROM MY VICTIM'S-THROAT 'CAUSE I JUST BIT THEM,-
WHILE THEY WERE TALKIN' 'N TOOK THEIR SHIT 'N-GOT ON IT AND STARTED SPITTIN',-
SO YOU BITCHES BETTER LISTEN-WHEN I START DISSIN'-'CAUSE ALL YOU BITCHES CAN GET IT
THIS IS A ONE WAY TRIP TO HELL TICKET-I'M COOKIN' IN HELL'S KITCHEN-
AND MY BATHROOM HAS LIMITLESS LIMBS IN IT-
THE FUCKIN' TOILET'S FULL OF BITCHES WHICH LOOKS LIKE ONE OF JEFFREY DAHMER'S VICTIMS-
BITCHES FIT IN IT LIKE A BOTTOMLESS PIT 'N
I HOLD A GRUDGE AGAINST THE WORLD IN MY FISTS-WITH A TIGHT GRIP-UNLESS I GET-
TIRED AND RELEASE MY GRIP BUT FIRST I'D BREAK MY HANDS AND DROP THE BOMBS ON THIS BITCH-
I'M TENACIOUS,-SO ALL YOU BITCHES CAN CUM 'N GET IT-
ONCE I STICK MY DICK IN-YOU'RE FUCKED AND I AIN'T EVEN DONE-BITCH IT'S-
ONLY BEGUN-AND I AIN'T GIVIN' YOU THE CHANGE TO RUN YOUR MOUTH AND START LICKIN'-
ONCE I CUM 'N-LET THESE SHOTS OFF I'MA MAKE YOU DEEPTHROAT MY COCK AND SUCK THE CUM OFF-THIS DICK-
IS SO BIG MY BALLS ARE LIKE THE SIZE OF TWO PLANETS AND YOU CAN FIT URANUS IN IT

This is something I just wrote. I like it.

-I BREAK IT DOWN FOR THOSE WITH SIMPLE MINDS-
I GIVE SIGHT TO THE BLIND-AND SHINE LIGHT IN THEIR EYES-
SO BRIGHT YOU CAN SEE IT WITH YOUR MIND-AND I GIVE YOU A VOICE SO YOU CAN TELL WHAT'S IN MINE

-I DON'T GET WRITER'S BLOCK-I THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX

-I PUT IN EVERY TEAR THAT I'VE CRIED-'N(IN)EVERY LIE I'VE TOLD AS I CHOKED TRYIN' TO SWALLOW MY PRIDE-
MY LIFE'S SO DARK I STRUGGLE TO BRING IT TO LIGHT-SOMETIMES I JUST WANNA GIVE UP AND JUST DIE

-FUCK GIRLS,-THE DAY I CALL TRUCE WITH THE WORLD IS THE DAY I GET A HANDSHAKE FROM RION PAIGE-
WHILE WE'RE HAVIN' A TEA PARTY SIPPIN' EARL GRAY

-I HATE WOMEN 'CAUSE MY LIFE'S A BITCH
I TREAT ALL WOMEN THE SAME-I JUST WANNA FUCK A BITCH WITH MY DICK LIKE SOME SHIT

-MY GUN'S AIMED-AT YOUR FACE-I'M ABOUT TO BLOW YOUR MINDS AND SPRAY YOUR BRAINS ALL OVER THE PLACE

-I MET A BITCH ON CHRISTIAN MINGLE AND WENT ON A DATE,-
RAPED THE BITCH AND MADE HER SUCK MY DICK WITH BOTH HANDS ON IT AS SHE PRAYED-
IT'S TOO LATE TO BE SAVED-GOD-THERE IS NO ESCAPE-IT'S A SHAME THINGS HAD TO BE THIS WAY BUT I DON'T SEE ANY CHANGE

-THIS IS WHEN BAD TURNS TO WORSE AND IT ONLY GETS BADDER-YOU GET SERVED ON A SILVER PLATTER
SO DON'T BE FLATTERED BY THIS IDLE CHATTER
I'M A HEAT PACKER, A MASTER, 'N A BELSWAGGER-WITH A MACHETE-I'M A HACKER THAT KILLS WITH RAPTURE
I LEAVE MY VICTIM'S'TAGGERIN' WHEN I STICK MY DAGGER IN MICK JAGGER 'N
DRAG 'EM HALF DEAD AROUND THE HOUSE IN A TRACTOR THEN
THROW 'EM IN A SNAKE PIT FILLED WITH SKELETONS OF DEAD RAPPERS 'N
ACTORS WITH A LATTER 'N A FULL BLADDER LIKE FEAR FACTOR THEN
PLASTER MOST OF THE HOLE-TO MAKE IT BLACKER-I BURST OUT IN LAUGHTER-
NOW LET'S SEE YOU BRAG ABOUT SWAGGER AND SPATTER
WITH YOUR JAW AND SKULL FRACTURED, BRAIN MATTER SHATTERED 'N SCATTERED ALL OVER THE FLOOR SPLATTERED
AND COMPLETELY BATTERED-GIRLS ARE THE BEST SINGERS BUT THE WORST RAPPERS,-
AND NICKI CAN BRING HERS BUT I'LL STILL SLAP HER

-YOU WON'T SEE MY PUNCHES EVEN IF YOU GOT EYES-'CAUSE YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE THIS SHIT WITH YOUR MIND
YOU THINK YOU SEE THE TRUTH UNTIL I KNOCK OUT YOUR LIGHTS-AND PUT IN MY OWN BULB OF MINE

-MY DICK GREW HUGE LIKE I CONSUMED A SUPER MUSHROOM-
FUCK YOU-THIS IS WHAT I DO-I'M TAKIN' THE FLOOR AND REFURBISHIN' HELL'S KITCHEN AND THE WHOLE BATHROOM


-I GET UP ON STAGE-THEN SPIT AGENT ORANGE IN YOUR FACE-STICK MY DICK IN YOUR HEAD-FUCK YOUR MIND-BLOW OUT YOUR BRAINS
AND SPRAY YOU IN THE EYES WITH MASE-DO YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYIN'?-I'LL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYES THEN STICK 'EM IN MY MOUTH-I'M INSANE-I MUST HAVE AN O.C.D 'CAUSE MY JACKET'S ALWAYS STRAIGHT-
THE GAME IS MY PREY-I'M A SNIPER AND I GOT YOU IN MY RANGE-AS I TAKE AIM-I GOT YOU AT BAY-
LIKE A ZOO ANIMAL IN A CAGE-I'M SO CONSUMED BY RAGE-I'M FULL OF(F) HATE-HATRED EATS ME ALIVE FROM THE INSIDE I JUST WANT TO BE SAVED-BUT I'LL PROBABLY BE WASTED BY THE TIME A HERO COMES BY-I JUST WANT TO ESCAPE,-HATE RUNS IN MY BLOOD-AND MY FATHER'S BLOOD RUNS THROUGH MY VEINS-SO I RAP LIKE A GOD SINCE IT'S IN MY BLOOD TO FLOW LIKE LIKE A SAINT-A SAVIOR OF THIS MODERN DAY AGE-I DRAW THE BIG PICTURE WITH A CLEAR OUTLINE FOR YOU TO TRACE,-I LET YOU TAKE SHOTS AT ME WITH A NEEDLE SO MY BLOOD CAN BE DRAINED,-I USE TELEPATHY ON YOU SO YOU CAN FEEL MY PAIN



-NOW WHAT YOU WANNA DO?-GO AHEAD AND BRING YA CREW-I'LL HAVE THIS BITCH LOOKIN' LIKE FAMILY FUED

im curious how u would make these flow on beat...
also, is all u fuckin do write?

Hunter wrote:im curious how u would make these flow on beat...
also, is all u fuckin do write?

This rap shit's my life,-all I do is write.
and the day I quit is the day I'll die
All I do is watch anime and masturbate-besides-rap I have no life

Anyways, lol. I'm starting to think you don't like me. Yeah as I said above this rap shit is my life.
I want to get recognized for my songwriting talents. And to tell you the truth I can flow to a beat but I don't have any equipment appropriate for producing songs available to me really so I make due with what I have. Do you think I have potential? I wish I'd get more comments. I'm tired of talking to myself :(.

Okay. I'ma do one more before bed. Yo Hunter if you like what I write I'd appreciate it if you spread the link. You seem like an avid member of Funkvolumeforums.com.

-YOU CAN BE BAD LIKE SATAN-BUT I'MA BE AS EVIL AS JASON-RAISIN' HELL-WITH RAZOR BLADES WHEN-I GET NAKED-
I GET TO RAPIN'-WHILE I'M IN HELLS KITCHEN BREWIN' 'N SPEWIN' HATRED-
THEN GET MOVIN' TO THE BATHROOM TO START REVIEWIN' ALL THE SHIT TAKEN
IN THE LAB WITH A PAD AND A PEN-I GO APE SHIT,-
IN OTHER WORDS IT DON'T MATTER HOW COOL YOU ARE-'CAUSE I'M HOTTER THAN SATAN
OR MAYBE I'M IN OVER MY HEAD-AM I REALLY CRAZY OR AM I JUST FAKIN'?-
I GOT SPLIT PERSONALITIES SO I NEED TWO I.Ds WHEN I GO IN THE CLUB-CUM IN THE BITCH AND LEAVE IT WASTED
BUT I AIN'T DRANK SHIT,-

-I STAY SUSPENDED IN THE AIR IN A STATE OF ABEYANCE-
AND WREAK HAVOC AND CHAOS-AND 'CAUSE DESTRUCTION WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' CRAYON
WHILE I TALK WITH MY INNER DEMONS AND RELEASE RAGE ON-A PAPER LIKE A FUCKIN' SEANCE

-THERE IS A CURE FOR SUICIDE,-LAUGHTER IS THE MEDICINE DOCTORS DON'T PRESCRIBE,-
YOU MUST LOOK DEEP INSIDE YOURSELF AND YOU WILL FIND THE LIGHT IN THE DARKNESS IN YOUR MIND-
THAT'S WHY I WRITE-WHAT I THINK-'CAUSE MY MIND'S AN EXTENSION OF MY EYES-
AND I SEE(EYES SEE)THE LIGHT,-SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I MIGHT DIE BUT THIS OUTLET'S PROBABLY WHAT'S KEEPIN' ME ALIVE-
I GOT DEMON'S INSIDE-SO I WORKOUT AN IDEA TO WRITE AND EXPRESS THE STRESS AND STRESS WHAT'S ON MY MIND 'N EXERCISE
MY RIGHTS-TO BARE ARMS BUT I'M PAST FIST FIGHTS
I'M HERE TO LEND A HAND AND REACH OUT TO THE PEOPLE WITH ROUGH LIFES
WHO STRUGGLE TO SURVIVE-AND ARE GOIN' THROUGH TOUGH TIMES

I have some difficulty judging this unless I hear some sort of audio.
I am reading it as how I would spit it lol.

you're a vegan? hahahaha FAG!  

EmCeeX wrote:WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' CRAYON
W

Holy shit you wrote all of that with a crayon!?
Impressive.

Chokey wrote:you're a vegan? hahahaha FAG!  

All I really can think of to say to you is a fuck you and have a nice day :). Really. As far as haters go I'm one of the biggest but atleast I'm intellectual with my anger. Vegan life man-I love animals, hate humans, I'm fucked up. If you don't have any constructive criticisms I really don't appreciate your feedback. Cunt bitch slut pussy.

King wrote:

EmCeeX wrote:WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' CRAYON
W

Holy shit you wrote all of that with a crayon!?
Impressive.

ACTUALLY the crayon part's to implicate the shit that I write on a page is BRIGHT. Get IT!?

And I understand that some of my shit might be difficult to flow to. I just write what comes to my mind but I'm sure it's flowable. flowable is that even a word. It is NOW!