"Rap like Lil Wayne" - Thread

[Coolguy 127Registered Member]

pushed tyra banks down a hill
now that's a role model

i touched my professor on the head 
now that's a teacher's pet 

eating ass hole on a plane
call that skyrim

threw my rolex at her face
call it facetime 

came in her eyes 
told her to watch my kids


you guys get the idea

[KingRegistered Member]

Mind on my pussy, that shit legendary
I love that pussy tight, no tom and Jerry.

[ChokeyRegistered Member]

when i see gay people i wanna start a riot
you are what you eat and I am on a straight diet

[liftthatRegistered Member]

Nigga we are, so ready for the war
C-A-R-T-E-R, put the beat in ER
I’m colder than BR, add another three Rs
Watch me like D-V-D V-C-R
Pump to your chest, I ain’t talking CPR

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[SpankyRegistered Member]

Nigga we are, so ready for the war
C-A-R-T-E-R, put the beat in ER
I’m colder than BR, add another three Rs
Watch me like D-V-D V-C-R
Pump to your chest, I ain’t talking CPR

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I think the point of this thread was to come up with lines that would sound like something Wayne would put out, not his actual lyrics..

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[liftthatRegistered Member]

[JeetRegistered Member]

lol'd

[Coolguy 127Registered Member]

Words can sting too 
Spelling Bee

I put a nun in a wheelchair,
called it virgin mobile

rolling weed on my dictionary 
call it high definition

[SpankyRegistered Member]

[Coolguy 127Registered Member]

Ripped my newspaper in half
call it breaking news

She gave birth on the stairs
call that a step child

[Perfect StrangerRegistered Member]

Burnt my tongue on a my hot beverage, call it T Pain.

[achmed420Registered Member]

Stick your head in a washer, call that brainwash


Tripped on my phone charger, call it a power trip.



saw a female crying…

never mind it's just Drake.



I made Birdman angry, Now he's an angry bird

[KingRegistered Member]

Nigga copy then paste, now that's a Post-It.

[Hip-Hopsin'Registered Member]

Call that bitch door nob, erry nigga get a turn
Fuck her pussy on a plank, call that waterboarding. 
I be masturbating hard, call that Jerk Chicken

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