My Dog Baxter

So yesterday, my mom asked me to come straight home from school because she needed help with stuff around the house. I came home just like she asked, but when I got home I heard a weird noise coming from her bedroom. My mom never has men over so I didn't think twice before opening the door. Well, she had my dog Baxter on the bed with her, and she had her legs spread and cocked up in the air. I don't know what the hell she was doing, but for some reason she had an open jar of peanut butter on the bed. She doesn't know I saw her because I immediately closed the door. What the hell do you guys think she was doing? Should I call animal control? What do you think I should do?

Just wait for it to happen again, calmly walk in and stick your finger in the dogs butt.

Ah, I love the smell of sodomy in the morning.

Seems like she was playing licky freaky with the doggy.
Save your dog, son!

I'll guide you through this homie:

- Next time it happens you film it
- film it ALL
- Sell film on the internet
- make huge profit
- buy all the lakers tickets for the game home against miami
- sell them to overprize
- now you have alotta money
- bet all of them on Miami will win NBA again
- lose
- had a fun run
- dothesupermanlikesouljaboy

Your dog is more of a pimp than Snoop Dogg

yo momma be gettin them bitches! but is this serious? if so you need to get your mom some help (no offense)

Obvious troll

Jeet wrote:Obvious troll

Thats what Im thinking. Youd think a troll like myself would be able to spot another one

anthonyFv wrote:

Jeet wrote:Obvious troll

Thats what Im thinking. Youd think a troll like myself would be able to spot another one

making pointless posts doesn't make you a troll

AlwaysRaw wrote:

anthonyFv wrote:

Jeet wrote:Obvious troll

Thats what Im thinking. Youd think a troll like myself would be able to spot another one

making pointless posts doesn't make you a troll

Yeah it makes you an idiot.

AlwaysRaw wrote:

anthonyFv wrote:

Jeet wrote:Obvious troll

Thats what Im thinking. Youd think a troll like myself would be able to spot another one

making pointless posts doesn't make you a troll

BURN!!!

AlwaysRaw wrote:

anthonyFv wrote:

Jeet wrote:Obvious troll

Thats what Im thinking. Youd think a troll like myself would be able to spot another one

making pointless posts doesn't make you a troll

fucking oath.

Can we stay on topic guys? This persons mother is essentially raping the family dog. This is a serious matter.