Hopsins Penis

"yo, 2 nights ago i crowd surfed and some chick literally grabbed my penis head through my pants and pinched the HELL out of it for like 10 seconds straight and wouldn't let go!!! that was the worst pain ever!! it felt like a crab locked on to it. now my dick has a permanent imprint of my hand, and HERS around it."

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I lol'd loud as fuck when I read this.

That's fucked up lol

I just read that at and immediately I remembered the time some Spanish prostitute did that to me (I didn't sleep with her she just grabbed it through my clothes and wouldnt let go). That pain was horrible. That pain takes ages to go away and it kills when your penis head rubs against your boxers!

whufcwesthamunited wrote:I just read that at and immediately I remembered the time some Spanish prostitute did that to me (I didn't sleep with her she just grabbed it through my clothes and wouldnt let go). That pain was horrible. That pain takes ages to go away and it kills when your penis head rubs against your boxers!

Vacation in Mexico?

41OMaXiMuS wrote:

whufcwesthamunited wrote:I just read that at and immediately I remembered the time some Spanish prostitute did that to me (I didn't sleep with her she just grabbed it through my clothes and wouldnt let go). That pain was horrible. That pain takes ages to go away and it kills when your penis head rubs against your boxers!

Vacation in Mexico?

Nope. I was in Ibiza!

whufcwesthamunited wrote:

41OMaXiMuS wrote:

whufcwesthamunited wrote:I just read that at and immediately I remembered the time some Spanish prostitute did that to me (I didn't sleep with her she just grabbed it through my clothes and wouldnt let go). That pain was horrible. That pain takes ages to go away and it kills when your penis head rubs against your boxers!

Vacation in Mexico?

Nope. I was in Ibiza!

Hahaha. She was playing tug-o-war with your wonton, lol.

This asian stripper bit my dick through my jeans while I was getting a lap dance one time. That shit hurt like a motherfucker and I did not tip that bitch.

I've asked Tanner for so many Hop-penis questions I nearly know how it is. Lucky bitch. Wish I had touched his dick.

The bigger he is the more careful he has to be when he crowd surfs.
Pretty soon some girl will rip it off and sell it on ebay

Chokey wrote:I've asked Tanner for so many Hop-penis questions I nearly know how it is. Lucky bitch. Wish I had touched his dick.

King wrote:The bigger he is the more careful he has to be when he crowd surfs.
Pretty soon some girl will rip it off and sell it on ebay

He better hope Lorena Bobbit doesn't go to any of his concerts.

achmed420 wrote:

Chokey wrote:I've asked Tanner for so many Hop-penis questions I nearly know how it is. Lucky bitch. Wish I had touched his dick.

41OMaXiMuS wrote:

whufcwesthamunited wrote:

41OMaXiMuS wrote:

whufcwesthamunited wrote:I just read that at and immediately I remembered the time some Spanish prostitute did that to me (I didn't sleep with her she just grabbed it through my clothes and wouldnt let go). That pain was horrible. That pain takes ages to go away and it kills when your penis head rubs against your boxers!

Vacation in Mexico?

Nope. I was in Ibiza!

Hahaha. She was playing tug-o-war with your wonton, lol.

This asian stripper bit my dick through my jeans while I was getting a lap dance one time. That shit hurt like a motherfucker and I did not tip that bitch.

Ouch haha! I was just walking back to my hotel with 2 mates and we saw the prostitutes there in the same spot each time we walked past. And whenever we walked past we would shout 'fucky fucky' for a laugh (this was basically the only words they could understand) and we would make sure we were quite far away from them so they do not think we will actually have sex with them. Then one time we were walking back, I said it again and I wanted to cross the road so I would be on the opposite side of the road to them but there was loads of cars going past and I couldn't. Before I knew it they were right in front of me yanking on my dick. Most painful experience my penis has gone through apart from maybe the time I got hit their from a football

whufcwesthamunited wrote:

41OMaXiMuS wrote:

whufcwesthamunited wrote:

41OMaXiMuS wrote:

whufcwesthamunited wrote:I just read that at and immediately I remembered the time some Spanish prostitute did that to me (I didn't sleep with her she just grabbed it through my clothes and wouldnt let go). That pain was horrible. That pain takes ages to go away and it kills when your penis head rubs against your boxers!

Vacation in Mexico?

Nope. I was in Ibiza!

Hahaha. She was playing tug-o-war with your wonton, lol.

This asian stripper bit my dick through my jeans while I was getting a lap dance one time. That shit hurt like a motherfucker and I did not tip that bitch.

Ouch haha! I was just walking back to my hotel with 2 mates and we saw the prostitutes there in the same spot each time we walked past. And whenever we walked past we would shout 'fucky fucky' for a laugh (this was basically the only words they could understand) and we would make sure we were quite far away from them so they do not think we will actually have sex with them. Then one time we were walking back, I said it again and I wanted to cross the road so I would be on the opposite side of the road to them but there was loads of cars going past and I couldn't. Before I knew it they were right in front of me yanking on my dick. Most painful experience my penis has gone through apart from maybe the time I got hit their from a football

they almost stole ya dick haha

I would laugh at this, but i'd feel like a dick

Buddie wrote:I would laugh at this, but i'd feel like a dick

Hopefully not Hops

Buddie wrote:I would laugh at this, but i'd feel like a dick

Haha!

well that escalated quickly.

Jeet wrote:

Buddie wrote:I would laugh at this, but i'd feel like a dick

Haha!

Hop's a fool lol

1. Hopsin comes to forums

2. Sees thread called "hopsins penis"

3. Never comes back

King wrote:1. Hopsin comes to forums

2. Sees thread called "hopsins penis"

3. Never comes back

I was thinking the same thing. HAHAHAHA.

King wrote:1. Hopsin comes to forums

2. Sees thread called "hopsins penis"

3. Never comes back

I would hope he would participate in the discussion.

he would leave a comment and think Maxi is even more weird.

(if you guys remember that 2 posts Hop made on the forums)

STRANGEgenius wrote:he would leave a comment and think Maxi is even more weird.

(if you guys remember that 2 posts Hop made on the forums)

Lol. That was hilarious

The Event wrote:

STRANGEgenius wrote:he would leave a comment and think Maxi is even more weird.

(if you guys remember that 2 posts Hop made on the forums)

Lol. That was hilarious

i dont remember you from back then