I just got back from the bar

Its 10:44 pm PST....I was out smoking a cig and the security guard told me I was too close to the door...I am really drunk so I just said "Suck a dick"...he pushed me down the 3 step stoop....I kinda walked back up like it was nothin...but I was hella fuckin pissed off...once he looked away I bitch slapped him hella hard..

I'm 6'3 230...big guy....he socked me in the jaw and knocked me out....I woke up with my face on the concrete...got up and no one was around...Idk how long I was out...but it seemed like a second...But musta been minutes...I just got up and went home...rofl...FUCK I got owned

lmao! well atleast you remember what happened, and good thing he didn't stomp you out. I've woke up before after gettin my shit knocked without a clue of what happened lol. Your shit prolly gonna be sore this morning tho son.

Lmao!

Yeah my jaw is a little sore...I cut my arm somehow...fuckin hung over too

Lol bro, at least you bitch slapped him

The dude was huge lol...Fuck that sucks....I dont even really remember writing this tbh I was so drunk...surprised the story turned out decent.