Re: Slow Chat! (#1, Locked/990th Post Limit)

Tue 27 Sep 2011 - 20:43

410MaXiMuS wrote:‎30 some year old dude at my work is crying loud as shit because he found out his biological father had the opportunity into come back to his life when he was a kid and didn't. I understand that sucks, but you are 30 some years old... man the fuck up son, I'm trying to work here.

Take a shit on his desk after work.

Tue 27 Sep 2011 - 20:51

GangusKahn wrote:

410MaXiMuS wrote:‎30 some year old dude at my work is crying loud as shit because he found out his biological father had the opportunity into come back to his life when he was a kid and didn't. I understand that sucks, but you are 30 some years old... man the fuck up son, I'm trying to work here.

Take a shit on his desk after work.

DONE

Tue 27 Sep 2011 - 20:56

410MaXiMuS wrote:

GangusKahn wrote:

410MaXiMuS wrote:‎30 some year old dude at my work is crying loud as shit because he found out his biological father had the opportunity into come back to his life when he was a kid and didn't. I understand that sucks, but you are 30 some years old... man the fuck up son, I'm trying to work here.

Take a shit on his desk after work.

DONE

Pic or it didn't happen

Tue 27 Sep 2011 - 20:57

Tue 27 Sep 2011 - 20:57

TBH I think I need to see a doctor... that shit don't look right.

Tue 27 Sep 2011 - 21:33

im eating breakfast and look at that picture.

ahh fuck you and your shitting ways.

Tue 27 Sep 2011 - 21:44

410MaXiMuS wrote:

Lmfao what did you google? "Fake Shit" ? Lol

Wed 28 Sep 2011 - 3:28

410MaXiMuS wrote:

LMFAOOOOOOO! That ain't a turd, is it? If it is, it ain't no manly one.

Fucking Google lolz.

Wed 28 Sep 2011 - 3:32

It looks like half melted chocolate that was moved to a mangled pretzel form, tbh.

Wed 28 Sep 2011 - 3:35

^^The shit expert of forums. LOL

Wed 28 Sep 2011 - 3:37

So be it. I shit a lot and I have 5 dogs, haha!

Wed 28 Sep 2011 - 3:38

I paint murals with my own feces :)

Wed 28 Sep 2011 - 3:39

Satan, your rank needs to be changed to "Shit Expert" instead of "Registered Member" tbh.

Wed 28 Sep 2011 - 3:41

ClapYo! wrote:Satan, your rank needs to be changed to "Shit Expert" instead of "Registered Member" tbh.

Bahahahahaha! That's classic. Thumbs Up

Wed 28 Sep 2011 - 3:43

This shit isn't sticky yet, why?

Ucwatididthar.

Wed 28 Sep 2011 - 3:44

ClapYo! wrote:This shit isn't sticky yet, why?

Ucwatididthar.

Ohhhh you!

Wed 28 Sep 2011 - 3:50

10 pages, and maybe it'd get a sticky? I think this is one of the better threads in this section!

Wed 28 Sep 2011 - 3:51

Lube wrote:10 pages, and maybe it'd get a sticky? I think this is one of the better threads in this section!

HELL YEAH

Wed 28 Sep 2011 - 4:52

Lube wrote:10 pages, and maybe it'd get a sticky? I think this is one of the better threads in this section!

Your name and sig are sexy...Might I ask what kind of Lube?

Wed 28 Sep 2011 - 4:53

GangusKahn wrote:

Lube wrote:10 pages, and maybe it'd get a sticky? I think this is one of the better threads in this section!

Your name and sig are sexy...Might I ask what kind of Lube?

Any kind of lube you want me to be, bro. Wink

Wed 28 Sep 2011 - 4:54

GangusKahn wrote:

Lube wrote:10 pages, and maybe it'd get a sticky? I think this is one of the better threads in this section!

Your name and sig are sexy...Might I ask what kind of Lube?

doesn't everyone use tears to fap?

when I begin to fap I start to cry from how beautiful the porn is, tears make for the best lube IMO

Wed 28 Sep 2011 - 4:56

liftthat wrote:

GangusKahn wrote:

Lube wrote:10 pages, and maybe it'd get a sticky? I think this is one of the better threads in this section!

Your name and sig are sexy...Might I ask what kind of Lube?

doesn't everyone use tears to fap?

when I begin to fap I start to cry from how beautiful the porn is, tears make for the best lube IMO

See my secret is (Don't tell anyone) When I cry my nose runs...so I use my snot for lube...Works great

Wed 28 Sep 2011 - 4:58

GangusKahn wrote:

liftthat wrote:

GangusKahn wrote:

Lube wrote:10 pages, and maybe it'd get a sticky? I think this is one of the better threads in this section!

Your name and sig are sexy...Might I ask what kind of Lube?

doesn't everyone use tears to fap?

when I begin to fap I start to cry from how beautiful the porn is, tears make for the best lube IMO

See my secret is (Don't tell anyone) When I cry my nose runs...so I use my snot for lube...Works great

ewwww thats gross, ughh the image in my mind is forever stuck

wtf man lol

Wed 28 Sep 2011 - 5:05

liftthat wrote:

GangusKahn wrote:

liftthat wrote:

GangusKahn wrote:

Lube wrote:10 pages, and maybe it'd get a sticky? I think this is one of the better threads in this section!

Your name and sig are sexy...Might I ask what kind of Lube?

doesn't everyone use tears to fap?

when I begin to fap I start to cry from how beautiful the porn is, tears make for the best lube IMO

See my secret is (Don't tell anyone) When I cry my nose runs...so I use my snot for lube...Works great

ewwww thats gross, ughh the image in my mind is forever stuck

wtf man lol

Lol, I was gonna stay somethin nastier....hahahahaha

Wed 28 Sep 2011 - 5:07

GangusKahn wrote:

liftthat wrote:

GangusKahn wrote:

liftthat wrote:

GangusKahn wrote:

Lube wrote:10 pages, and maybe it'd get a sticky? I think this is one of the better threads in this section!

Your name and sig are sexy...Might I ask what kind of Lube?

doesn't everyone use tears to fap?

when I begin to fap I start to cry from how beautiful the porn is, tears make for the best lube IMO

See my secret is (Don't tell anyone) When I cry my nose runs...so I use my snot for lube...Works great

ewwww thats gross, ughh the image in my mind is forever stuck

wtf man lol

Lol, I was gonna stay somethin nastier....hahahahaha
but i had dick up my arse

i was gonna say*

;)