Apple's New Headphones called "Earpods"

If you guys don't know a couple days ago Apple unveiled their new Iphone 5(to expensive), Ipod Touch 5(I will be buying this), and Ipod Nano 7(ehh). They also debuted their new headphones called "Earpods" which I actually think look really cool especially compared to their old ones heres a video of them.

They are going to inject frequencies directly into your ears to control your minds to buy more Apple products. This will start the Apple Crusades, sending the world into a downward spiral degrading the human race into its primitive early beginnings. The iPolice will show no mercy to those who don't sign a contract telling them they don't actually own the music, just a license to use it as long as it is purchased from a Apple licensed vendor. We will huddle in our shackles while the iSpy sits across the room, silently filming us and giving sponsors our GPS locations to enhance and make relevant adds when we browse the iCompute. The internet will be the end of anonymity, requiring us to make one and only one account to browse the seemingly endless collection of Apple products they have available. These are the end times people, and you heard it here first.

Bottom Bitch wrote:They are going to inject frequencies directly into your ears to control your minds to buy more Apple products. This will start the Apple Crusades, sending the world into a downward spiral degrading the human race into its primitive early beginnings. The iPolice will show no mercy to those who don't sign a contract telling them they don't actually own the music, just a license to use it as long as it is purchased from a Apple licensed vendor. We will huddle in our shackles while the iSpy sits across the room, silently filming us and giving sponsors our GPS locations to enhance and make relevant adds when we browse the iCompute. The internet will be the end of anonymity, requiring us to make one and only one account to browse the seemingly endless collection of Apple products they have available. These are the end times people, and you heard it here first.

Exactly whats gonna happen..but there still cool looking though so owell

apple earphones suck dick.

Bottom Bitch wrote:They are going to inject frequencies directly into your ears to control your minds to buy more Apple products. This will start the Apple Crusades, sending the world into a downward spiral degrading the human race into its primitive early beginnings. The iPolice will show no mercy to those who don't sign a contract telling them they don't actually own the music, just a license to use it as long as it is purchased from a Apple licensed vendor. We will huddle in our shackles while the iSpy sits across the room, silently filming us and giving sponsors our GPS locations to enhance and make relevant adds when we browse the iCompute. The internet will be the end of anonymity, requiring us to make one and only one account to browse the seemingly endless collection of Apple products they have available. These are the end times people, and you heard it here first.

Wow, what are you on? They've been doing this since the original iPod. iPolice. iSpy and The Apple Crusade lmfao.

WHO CARES ABOUT WHAT SHAPE AND HOW THESE BITCHES WERE MADE. HOWS THE FREQUENCY/RANGE OF BASS?